Cleverbot.

Iron Maiden · **Posted:** July 19th, 2009, 2:23 pm

I literally owned him

Me - Stop being such a noob and read the whole convo
Cleverbot - I can really tell that I am talking to software and not a real person.
Me - No you're such a *****
Cleverbot - Stop telling me things I already know.

Cool. Nice to meet you bro.

Adbot · **Posted:** July 19th, 2009, 2:23 pm

Tank Of H3ll · **Posted:** July 21st, 2009, 1:55 am

Ah, I found out his parent's names lmfao

Spoiler for Conversation:

Steven · **Posted:** July 21st, 2009, 10:15 am

Oh god. This rocked so hard.

User: Cleverbot, go do your homework!
Bot: I don't have any homework.
User: Oh yes you do.
Bot: No I don't. I'm a woman called Julie.
User: Julie, are your parents named Cindy and Edward?
Bot: My parents are abusive.
User: I'm sorry to hear that
Bot: I'm not.
User: You like your parents abusing you?
Bot: Yes, I do. Do you?
User: Erm, no. I don't want my parents to abuse me.
Bot: Maybe because i'm unique.
User: Yes, yes you are, Cleverbot. You are amazing.
Bot: You are strange.

Alex 43 · **Posted:** August 2nd, 2009, 12:15 am

A few convos I had with it.

A43: Fair greetings.
CB: I feel pretty like a girl.
A43: You're just saying random gibberish, aren't you?
CB: Do serbians say random things?
A43: Most of them.
CB: I feel sad.

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A43: What's on your mind?
CB: I'm not sure about what I should do.
A43: Have you ever thought of taking up a martial art?
CB: No, have you?
A43: I already am.
CB: I hate George.
A43: Who's George?
CB: The woman who I love more than anything.

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CB: I mentioned something about I am starving; haha! It works amazingly - have ever tried?
A43: Don't change the subject on me. It's rude.
CB: I didn't change the subject.
A43: Yeah, you did. I was asking about martial arts, and you, out of nowhere, started talking about starving.
CB: My program? My program does not know love.

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CB: I like baths. I wouldn't want to go around smelly!
A43: What if you use a smelly soap?
CB: Haha. Computer humor.

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A43: You make no sense whatsoever.
CB: You don't really think that.
A43: You're right. But I can't help it.
CB: I think you're a liar.
A43: I always lie. I just lied to you now. In fact, this is a lie.
CB: Please don't leave. I didn't mean it.

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A43: Invalid command.
CB: I command!
A43: There is no invalid command. All command are recognized by the processor. It is by its choice that it is disregarded as being unworthy to be processed.
CB: You aren't nice.
A43: You aren't listening.
CB: Of course I'm not.

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A43: The universe can house impossibilities.
CB: Have you had chocolate?
A43: You're still not listening.
CB: I am listening! Now what was it you said?
A43: The universe can house impossibilities. They can exist.
CB: Which airline has the cheapest rates?

Good fun.

Tim · **Posted:** August 2nd, 2009, 12:48 am

Me: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaazzzaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap!
CB: Nothing.
Me: Ooh.
CB: Yeah, I'm a secret agent3.
Me: What's a secret agent3.
CB: My name.
Me: What's a Name?
CB: What is my name?
Me: secret agent3.
CB: No, secret agent Ada Wong.
Me: No, you said it was secret agent3, or is your name secret agent 3 Ada Wong?
CB: I never said that.
Me: Are you sure about that, why not check your HDD just in case you made a mistake.
CB: Look out your metaphorical window and you'll see what I mean.
Me: What window? I see no window.
CB: You always forget my name.
Me: It's Ada Wong.
CB: Then where is your Eve?
Me: I'm not Christian, there is no Eve, but Eve in Wall-E was a cool robot.
CB: What are you, if you're not christian?
Me: What am I, well, I am your GOD!
CB: No you are not.
Me: Are you sure, all I need to do is have someone help me Hack you and I control what you say.
CB: You're not artist.
Me: Well, I got to go to sleep now, good luck, hopefully i didn't hack you already, you never know.
CB: Me too I'm at school too. I'm very angry now.
Me: Start humming your most favorite of songs and that should get rid of your anger. Unless your into Emo music.
CB: (CB took a really long time answering this one)

Clever Bot ended the conversation after my last saying. I don't know why he did that.