Antler Dude's kitten!

momsrascal93 · **Posted:** July 23rd, 2007, 10:00 am

In this part of Antler Dude's adventures, Antler Dude has just finished the quest, Gertrude's cat and is going to receive his new kitty! Is Antler Dude really a cat person? Let's find out!

After bravely rescuing Gertrude's cat and suffering many scratches to his face and arms, Antler Dude was heading back to Gertrude's house. He walked up to the house and went in without even knocking. But it was ok because in Runescape, players don't have to knock.

"Fluffs owes her life to you!" Gertrude said. "... What happened to your face?" She finally asked.

"I fell. Down a really steep hill. With sharp rocks." Antler Dude replied. He stared at Fluffs. "Stupid cat..." He thought to himself.

"Well would you like to provide a home for one of these kittens?" Gertrude suddenly asked.

"Uh. Sure." Antler Dude replied. There were several kittens. Each as adorable as the last one. The one that stood out the most to him was the all brown one with a white spot on its head. "I'll take that one!" He said.
Antler Dude walked off with the kitten into the sunset.

Later that day in Audrogene...

The kitten wouldn't stop yowling. It was hungry.

"Shut up! Shut up!" Antler Dude yelled at the kitten. The kitten starved to death.

"Holy Sarodomin! What have I done!?" Antler Dude yelled. Every one stared at Antler Dude and the gaurds arrested him for animal cruelty. "Pets suck!" Antler Dude said.
The End

Adbot · **Posted:** July 23rd, 2007, 10:00 am

Ben · **Posted:** July 23rd, 2007, 11:41 am

Short, yet funny, but no antler jokes in this one.

momsrascal93 · **Posted:** July 23rd, 2007, 12:18 pm

BTBBBJL wrote:

Short, yet funny, but no antler jokes in this one.

Duh! Of course there's no antler jokes. Antler Dude is a clumsy noob with last year's reindeer antler x-mas drop super glued to his head. Because of the antlers, people call him Antler Dude. His real name is... Well no one really cares. (he was named after a ninja turtle.)

Ben · **Posted:** July 23rd, 2007, 1:41 pm

momsrascal93 wrote:

BTBBBJL wrote:

Short, yet funny, but no antler jokes in this one.

Duh! Of course there's no antler jokes. Antler Dude is a clumsy noob with last year's reindeer antler x-mas drop super glued to his head. Because of the antlers, people call him Antler Dude. His real name is... Well no one really cares. (he was named after a ninja turtle.)

The first story had him knocking down a general store with his antlers by accident. I call that an antler joke.

momsrascal93 · **Posted:** July 23rd, 2007, 6:14 pm

Ok... Well the kitten climbed up in his huge antlers and wouldn't come down. :lol:

HappiestMaul · **Posted:** July 23rd, 2007, 9:45 pm

Sounds like somthing that I'm going to do to my brothers cat of if give me another split lip or any other kind of injury. I swear, that cat's possesed.

Adbot · **Posted:** July 23rd, 2007, 9:45 pm

Kirby · **Posted:** July 24th, 2007, 2:22 pm

Hehe, nice, based on a true story (besides the jail part)

Simmy · **Posted:** July 24th, 2007, 7:05 pm

Making Review.

HappiestMaul · **Posted:** July 31st, 2007, 5:15 pm

Lol...

Please don't one 'word' post.