Oh, then I'm 99 everything because I'm Chuck Norris' son
If you guyz want to play that game

I enter
99 attack - people rather hit themselves than get hit by me
99 strength - I dont lift things, things get lift for me
99 defense - I use a tank because the tank need the greatest protection
99 HP - I lost my viriginity before my great grand father, that's tell you how old I am
99 prayer - People donate me dragons bones every minutes, this is starting to get annoying
99 magic - I can change water into wine, separate water in two, predict the date of apocalypse and cast many spells. Oh and people can teleport because I have cast a global teleblock MUHAHAHAHA!
99 ranged - When I shoot an arrow, the target sets on fire and expload
99 thieving - Things I want to steal gets automaticly in my pockets
99 cooking - I own a McDonald, A burger king and a KFC. Easy exp ftw
99 fishing - I can catch a whale with my feet
99 agility - I can walk with my hands and run from Canada to australia this way
99 runecraft - Idk how the hell I do that, but I can
99 hunter - I have a deer head in my room
99 firemaking - I breath fire
99 construction - I created to world, duh!
99 summoning - I have a pet T-Rex and 6 000 000 000 humans pet
99 herblore - idk, I know I can do it. That's boring
99 woodcutting - I wonder why my tree wont stop falling when I'm there
99 slayer - yeah I have 1000 corpse in my basement
99 fletch - boring, but I have 20000000000m magic bow in my closet
99 farming - I created world's vegetation, that's all
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