most Awkward moment in life?

so yeah i can't use a poll here but this popped into my head last night... i can't think, probably when i got hit in the balls and said ow my (insert female genital name here) when i was about 7 in front of all my friends let's get posting

I wouldn't say this is really awkward, more embarrassing, but I can laugh at myself.

Last summer I was walking in Downtown with my dog and it was the first time I ever took him in a crowded place with a lot of people so he was really excited. He definitely was being a ******** and was not walking by my side like he always does in my neighborhood so I had to keep tugging on his leash. Well, it had just rained and the ground was pretty slippery. I walked over a metal drain, Lennon pulled on the leash, I pulled back, and I ended up falling right there in the middle of the fairly busy sidewalk. Haha and I noticed right before I fell some random guy was running over to me and while I was still on the ground he came over and asked if he could get a picture of my hair (I had my rainbow mohawk back then). Me and my friends laughed and I let him take the picture then went on with my day. It's still funny looking back on it, other than that it was a really good day.

wow... what did he do?

I used to do drama a lot (Creepydramaqueenpirate) and went to this club, totally unrelated to school cause it was actually fun and filled with interesting people. Anyway i think it ran from 6-9 so it was always dark when i came out and there was this girl that i had a thing for there we'd usually talk alot and mess about yada yada anywa so one night i said good bye to everyone and started heading out.

Saw my car waiting and walked up, jumped in the passenger seat, put on my seat belt and turned to talk to my mum only to see this woman with a horrified look on her face. She honestly looked like she was about to scream. So i just looked blankly at her, realized i was in the wrong car and quickly took the belt off and leapt out - too late, everyone had come out and seen what happened and it turns out the girl i liked had the exact same car. My mother was in her car laughing at me she didn't even try to stop me.

I got a fair bit of stick from that the next time i went, it was a good laugh really still makes me smile to myself thinking about it.

It would have to be when i was in my last day of high-school exams before i moved over to australia. I was just about done, when i pass-winded in my seat. Everybody turned around and looked at me. The teacher even asked me if i was okay. I said, not to worry about it. Turns out, there was a girl that i knew well that was sitting next to me(for obvious reasons, i can't say the name). She said "man, u are a filthy pig. that's gross, what u did". I just looked at her in silence. I didn't even mean to do it.

Once she come into the argument, it was in my best interest not to say anything then to say something at all

Cheers, dafin0

XD Gotta meet the parents sometime.

I used to work at a shoe/purse shop and we always made special orders for purses from a certain company so I was on the phone with them a lot. They had one guy who handled all the orders and I got really used to talking with him that I'd just ask for him if anyone else ever answered the phone. So I rang them up one day and I THOUGHT it was Frank (the cool guy) who answered and I was like "Frank! What's up??" and the guy on the other end told me, "This isn't Frank, he died last week. I'm working his job now." D: It was pretty awkward.