The Young Professor

Unbirthday · **Posted:** July 28th, 2008, 10:38 am

http://www.topicviewer.com/jokes/20050718100048.html
This is another funny read. xD

The Young Professor

A student comes to a young professor's office hours. She glances down the hall, closes his door, kneels pleadingly.

"I would do *anything* to pass this exam." She leans closer to him, flips back her hair, gazes meaningfully
into his eyes.

"I mean..." she whispers, "...I would do...*anything*."

He returns her gaze. "Anything?"

"*Anything*."

His voice softens. "*Anything*??"

"*Anything*."

His voice turns to a whisper. "Would you...*study*?"

I think they forgot the word "after" in the first line.

Quote:

A student comes to a young professor's office [after] hours. She glances down the hall, closes his door, kneels pleadingly.

Adbot · **Posted:** July 28th, 2008, 10:38 am

Ranging God · **Posted:** July 28th, 2008, 10:42 am

haha, funny thing is I WOULd do ANYTHING to apss :lol:

Unbirthday · **Posted:** July 28th, 2008, 10:54 am

Ranging God wrote:

haha, funny thing is I WOULd do ANYTHING to apss :lol:

Wait what lol, you or laughing at the girl?

The Xbox Legacy · **Posted:** July 28th, 2008, 5:24 pm

Not like this was going anywhere XD nice save professor .. ? Can't tell, he did the 'right' thing, but .. well there are too many circumstances to tell whether going that way would've been bad. Point is this was pretty funny

Unbirthday · **Posted:** July 28th, 2008, 5:30 pm

The Xbox Legacy wrote:

Not like this was going anywhere XD nice save professor .. ? Can't tell, he did the 'right' thing, but .. well there are too many circumstances to tell whether going that way would've been bad. Point is this was pretty funny

Haha, I know what you mean. For rsbandb's sake, we'll say he did the right thing. xP

Alex · **Posted:** July 28th, 2008, 5:39 pm

These are all amusing, but why a separate topic for each of them?

Adbot · **Posted:** July 28th, 2008, 5:39 pm

Unbirthday · **Posted:** July 28th, 2008, 5:55 pm

Alex wrote:

These are all amusing, but why a separate topic for each of them?

They are all different. If they were the same then I'd put them together. =/

Also, some are reads for everyone, and some are reads for some who are more mature.

Alex · **Posted:** July 28th, 2008, 6:19 pm

They're all jokes aren't they?

And you could add warnings in each title.

I was just saying.

Unbirthday · **Posted:** July 28th, 2008, 9:16 pm

Alex wrote:

They're all jokes aren't they?

And you could add warnings in each title.

I was just saying.

Your thoughts have been heard. =)