Belief-o-matic. Have a computer quiz your beliefs!

Mushroom Queen · **Posted:** December 9th, 2007, 2:48 am

Alright, the title made this sound a LITTLE absurd, but I assure you..it's an interesting site. You answer a few questions about what you believe, and it gives you a list with percentages of how your beliefs conform to each major religion.

http://www.beliefnet.com/story/76/story_7665_1.html (pardon the excessive ads on the site, I guess these guys need money too).

I got:

1. Orthodox Judaism (100%)
2. Hinduism (96%)
3. Bahá'í Faith (94%)
4. Sikhism (89%)
5. Jainism (84%)
6. Orthodox Quaker (84%)
7. Islam (83%)
8. Liberal Quakers (83%)
9. Eastern Orthodox (82%)
10. Roman Catholic (82%)
11. Seventh Day Adventist (81%)
12. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (79%)
13. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (78%)
14. Reform Judaism (78%)
15. Unitarian Universalism (73%)
16. Mahayana Buddhism (65%)
17. Jehovah's Witness (62%)
18. Neo-Pagan (60%)
19. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (56%)
20. New Age (54%)
21. Theravada Buddhism (53%)
22. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (52%)
23. New Thought (51%)
24. Scientology (45%)
25. Secular Humanism (32%)
26. Taoism (29%)
27. Nontheist (20%)

XD WOW, Hinduism?

Adbot · **Posted:** December 9th, 2007, 2:48 am

Connor · **Posted:** December 9th, 2007, 2:54 am

1. Nontheist (100%)
2. Secular Humanism (91%)
3. Unitarian Universalism (85%)
4. Theravada Buddhism (82%)
5. Liberal Quakers (79%)
6. Neo-Pagan (71%)
7. Sikhism (71%)
8. Taoism (69%)
9. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (67%)
10. Orthodox Quaker (65%)
11. Mahayana Buddhism (59%)
12. Reform Judaism (59%)
13. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (55%)
14. Bahá'í Faith (50%)
15. Hinduism (50%)
16. Seventh Day Adventist (50%)
17. Jainism (49%)
18. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (47%)
19. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (47%)
20. New Thought (47%)
21. Scientology (47%)
22. New Age (45%)
23. Eastern Orthodox (35%)
24. Islam (35%)
25. Orthodox Judaism (35%)
26. Roman Catholic (35%)
27. Jehovah's Witness (17%)

o_O XD Those ads were annoying.

Mushroom Queen · **Posted:** December 9th, 2007, 3:01 am

I can't believe Scientology is on the list. I don't remember any question like "Did an alien force bring people to Earth on spaceships, land them on volcanoes, and then shoot said volcanoes with hydrogen bombs to destroy the humans and imprint a traumatic essence into their particles?"

Dokter Bob · **Posted:** December 9th, 2007, 3:29 am

1. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (100%)
2. Jehovah's Witness (100%)
3. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (99%)
4. Eastern Orthodox (92%)
5. Roman Catholic (92%)
6. Orthodox Quaker (87%)
7. Orthodox Judaism (83%)
8. Seventh Day Adventist (82%)
9. Islam (75%)
10. Hinduism (67%)
11. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (63%)
12. Jainism (56%)
13. Sikhism (55%)
14. Bahá'í Faith (53%)
15. Reform Judaism (46%)
16. Liberal Quakers (45%)
17. Unitarian Universalism (38%)
18. Mahayana Buddhism (35%)
19. Theravada Buddhism (34%)
20. Neo-Pagan (26%)
21. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (25%)
22. Scientology (24%)
23. New Age (24%)
24. New Thought (22%)
25. Nontheist (16%)
26. Secular Humanism (16%)
27. Taoism (11%)

100% Christian, coolness.

CreepyPirate · **Posted:** December 9th, 2007, 3:30 am

1. Secular Humanism (100%)
2. Unitarian Universalism (89%)
3. Nontheist (76%)
4. Liberal Quakers (71%)
5. Theravada Buddhism (66%)
6. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (63%)
7. Neo-Pagan (56%)
8. New Age (47%)
9. Reform Judaism (43%)
10. Taoism (43%)
11. Mahayana Buddhism (35%)
12. New Thought (33%)
13. Scientology (33%)
14. Sikhism (30%)
15. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (26%)
16. Bahá'í Faith (23%)
17. Orthodox Quaker (20%)
18. Hinduism (16%)
19. Jainism (16%)
20. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (13%)
21. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (10%)
22. Eastern Orthodox (6%)
23. Islam (6%)
24. Orthodox Judaism (6%)
25. Roman Catholic (6%)
26. Seventh Day Adventist (6%)
27. Jehovah's Witness (0%)

God knows why they don't just call Secular Humanism atheism.

How the **** did Neo-Pagan get 56% :shock:

Yeahh to be honest, half the stuff on that list i don't even know wtf they are.

Kenny · **Posted:** December 9th, 2007, 4:04 am

MQ are you an orthordox jew ?

Adbot · **Posted:** December 9th, 2007, 4:04 am

Gontcha · **Posted:** December 9th, 2007, 4:27 am

1. Secular Humanism (100%)
2. Nontheist (92%)
3. Unitarian Universalism (92%)
4. Liberal Quakers (75%)
5. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (70%)
6. Theravada Buddhism (62%)
7. Neo-Pagan (56%)
8. Reform Judaism (51%)
9. New Age (50%)
10. Taoism (50%)
11. Orthodox Quaker (47%)
12. Bahá'í Faith (36%)
13. Mahayana Buddhism (35%)
14. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (35%)
15. Scientology (35%)
16. Sikhism (34%)
17. New Thought (32%)
18. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (28%)
19. Seventh Day Adventist (26%)
20. Islam (25%)
21. Jainism (25%)
22. Orthodox Judaism (25%)
23. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (23%)
24. Eastern Orthodox (12%)
25. Roman Catholic (12%)
26. Hinduism (7%)
27. Jehovah's Witness (0)

HUMANISM FTW!!!!!!!!!!!

matthewda93 · **Posted:** December 9th, 2007, 5:44 am

1. Secular Humanism (100%)
2. Unitarian Universalism (92%)
3. Liberal Quakers (78%)
4. Theravada Buddhism (72%)
5. Nontheist (69%)
6. Neo-Pagan (65%)
7. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (63%)
8. New Age (60%)
9. Taoism (52%)
10. Reform Judaism (47%)
11. Mahayana Buddhism (46%)
12. Scientology (46%)
13. New Thought (44%)
14. Orthodox Quaker (41%)
15. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (39%)
16. Bahá'í Faith (36%)
17. Jainism (34%)
18. Sikhism (29%)
19. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (20%)
20. Islam (17%)
21. Orthodox Judaism (17%)
22. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (16%)
23. Hinduism (16%)
24. Jehovah's Witness (16%)
25. Seventh Day Adventist (14%)
26. Eastern Orthodox (8%)
27. Roman Catholic (8%)

Jamie · **Posted:** December 9th, 2007, 6:43 am

1. Secular Humanism (100%)
2. Unitarian Universalism (94%)
3. Liberal Quakers (87%)
4. Neo-Pagan (76%)
5. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (74%)
6. Theravada Buddhism (71%)
7. New Age (67%)
8. Nontheist (65%)
9. Taoism (60%)
10. Mahayana Buddhism (59%)
11. Orthodox Quaker (59%)
12. Reform Judaism (59%)
13. Bahá'í Faith (44%)
14. Scientology (44%)
15. New Thought (41%)
16. Sikhism (41%)
17. Jainism (40%)
18. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (34%)
19. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (31%)
20. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (27%)
21. Islam (25%)
22. Orthodox Judaism (25%)
23. Seventh Day Adventist (24%)
24. Hinduism (22%)
25. Eastern Orthodox (20%)
26. Roman Catholic (20%)
27. Jehovah's Witness (14%)

I figured I would get something like that.

Rune Beast0 · **Posted:** December 9th, 2007, 8:49 am

1. Secular Humanism (100%)
2. Nontheist (98%)
3. Unitarian Universalism (92%)
4. Liberal Quakers (69%)
5. Theravada Buddhism (68%)
6. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (61%)
7. Neo-Pagan (57%)
8. New Thought (51%)
9. Scientology (51%)
10. Reform Judaism (48%)
11. New Age (47%)
12. Taoism (46%)
13. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (44%)
14. Bahá'í Faith (32%)
15. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (29%)
16. Mahayana Buddhism (28%)
17. Orthodox Quaker (27%)
18. Sikhism (22%)
19. Islam (20%)
20. Orthodox Judaism (20%)
21. Jainism (12%)
22. Seventh Day Adventist (10%)
23. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (7%)
24. Eastern Orthodox (7%)
25. Jehovah's Witness (7%)
26. Roman Catholic (7%)
27. Hinduism (0%)

Not that surprising. But wtf, I'm 69% Quaker? o.O

EnglishPenguin · **Posted:** December 9th, 2007, 9:16 am

1. Nontheist (100%)
2. Secular Humanism (94%)
3. Unitarian Universalism (86%)
4. Theravada Buddhism (76%)
5. Liberal Quakers (60%)
6. Neo-Pagan (56%)
7. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (53%)
8. Reform Judaism (46%)
9. Sikhism (46%)
10. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (43%)
11. Taoism (43%)
12. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (42%)
13. New Thought (42%)
14. Scientology (42%)
15. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (38%)
16. Eastern Orthodox (38%)
17. Islam (38%)
18. Orthodox Judaism (38%)
19. Roman Catholic (38%)
20. Hinduism (31%)
21. Mahayana Buddhism (30%)
22. New Age (27%)
23. Bahá'í Faith (27%)
24. Orthodox Quaker (27%)
25. Seventh Day Adventist (23%)
26. Jainism (19%)
27. Jehovah's Witness (19%)

Not exactly the most religious person...

Red Spear1 · **Posted:** December 9th, 2007, 9:26 am

1. Unitarian Universalism (100%)
2. Nontheist (95%)
3. Secular Humanism (95%)
4. Theravada Buddhism (89%)
5. Liberal Quakers (75%)
6. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (73%)
7. Neo-Pagan (70%)
8. Reform Judaism (68%)
9. New Thought (60%)
10. Scientology (60%)
11. New Age (58%)
12. Mahayana Buddhism (55%)
13. Taoism (52%)
14. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (52%)
15. Orthodox Judaism (51%)
16. Islam (47%)
17. Sikhism (45%)
18. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (44%)
19. Bahá'í Faith (39%)
20. Jainism (39%)
21. Eastern Orthodox (34%)
22. Hinduism (34%)
23. Roman Catholic (34%)
24. Orthodox Quaker (30%)
25. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (25%)
26. Seventh Day Adventist (20%)
27. Jehovah's Witness (17%)

I guess i'm anti-religion.

Evelyn · **Posted:** December 9th, 2007, 10:23 am

1. Secular Humanism (100%)
2. Unitarian Universalism (92%)
3. Nontheist (81%)
4. Liberal Quakers (73%)
5. Theravada Buddhism (71%)
6. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (62%)
7. Neo-Pagan (62%)
8. New Age (51%)
9. Taoism (51%)
10. Reform Judaism (50%)
11. Mahayana Buddhism (41%)
12. New Thought (38%)
13. Scientology (38%)
14. Bahá'í Faith (34%)
15. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (34%)
16. Orthodox Quaker (34%)
17. Sikhism (33%)
18. Jainism (27%)
19. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (21%)
20. Islam (19%)
21. Orthodox Judaism (19%)
22. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (15%)
23. Hinduism (15%)
24. Seventh Day Adventist (10%)
25. Eastern Orthodox (7%)
26. Roman Catholic (7%)
27. Jehovah's Witness (0%)

Brad · **Posted:** December 9th, 2007, 11:05 am

1. Secular Humanism (100%)
2. Unitarian Universalism (88%)
3. Nontheist (83%)
4. Theravada Buddhism (77%)
5. Liberal Quakers (74%)
6. Neo-Pagan (69%)
7. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (62%)
8. Taoism (54%)
9. Reform Judaism (50%)
10. Sikhism (50%)
11. New Age (45%)
12. Mahayana Buddhism (44%)
13. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (38%)
14. Orthodox Quaker (38%)
15. Jainism (34%)
16. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (30%)
17. Bahá'í Faith (27%)
18. Hinduism (27%)
19. Seventh Day Adventist (27%)
20. Eastern Orthodox (23%)
21. Islam (23%)
22. Orthodox Judaism (23%)
23. Roman Catholic (23%)
24. Scientology (20%)
25. New Thought (16%)
26. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (11%)
27. Jehovah's Witness (0%)

83% Islam MQ?

Stay away from me o.0

- Tom - · 25/11/2006

1. Unitarian Universalism (100%)
2. Theravada Buddhism (97%)
3. Mahayana Buddhism (90%)
4. Secular Humanism (88%)
5. Neo-Pagan (86%)
6. Liberal Quakers (84%)
7. New Age (78%)
8. New Thought (73%)
9. Scientology (73%)
10. Taoism (73%)
11. Nontheist (69%)
12. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (65%)
13. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (58%)
14. Jainism (53%)
15. Reform Judaism (52%)
16. Hinduism (48%)
17. Orthodox Quaker (41%)
18. Sikhism (37%)
19. Bahá'í Faith (32%)
20. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (26%)
21. Orthodox Judaism (25%)
22. Islam (18%)
23. Seventh Day Adventist (14%)
24. Jehovah's Witness (13%)
25. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (6%)
26. Eastern Orthodox (6%)
27. Roman Catholic (6%)

theres a lot of humanists :O

lol 2 of my top 3 are buddhists