LOL look at some of the answers 1st graders gave...

A first grade teacher collected well known proverbs. She gave each child in her class the first half of a proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb.


It’s hard to believe these were actually done by grade one kids (6 year-olds), because the last one is classic!


* Strike while the ………insect is close.
* Never underestimate the power of…………ants.
* Don’t bite the hand that………………..looks dirty.
* Better to be safe than…………….punch a grade 7 boy.
* If you lie down with dogs, you’ll…….stink in the morning.
* It’s always darkest before…………DaylightSaving Time.
* You can lead a horse to water but………..how?
* No news is…………………………….impossible.
* A miss is as good as a………………….Mr.
* You can’t teach an old dog new…………..maths.
* Love all, trust………………………..me.
* The pen is mightier than the…………….pigs.
* An idle mind is…………………the best way to relax.
* Where there’s smoke there’s……………..pollution.
* Happy the bride who……………gets all the presents.
* A penny saved is……………………….not much.
* Two’s company, three’s…………………the Musketeers.
* Don’t put off till tomorrow what….you put on to go to bed.
* Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and……….you have to blow your nose.
* There are none so blind as………………Stevie Wonder.
* Children should be seen and not………….smacked or grounded.
* If at first you don’t succeed……………get new batteries.
* You get out of something only what you……see in the picture on the box.
* When the blind leadeth the blind……..get out of the way.




i thought these were hilarious

* There are none so blind as………………Stevie Wonder.

That made me laugh.

Lol. That made me laugh

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Ray Charles would kick Stevie's *** in a blind fight.

Not really funny except the punching part.

I'm surprised 1st grades knew who Stevie Wonder was.

yay ppl liked them as much as I did =D

Lol. Those were great. I'm pretty surprised first graders came up with all those.

lol, the last one is funny, and original. that is a smart kid!