What's the weirdest dream you can remember?

Kevin · **Posted:** July 1st, 2007, 10:54 pm

My weirdest dream..i had a while back..when Jeff posted in every thread >.>.
I was playing Runescape..chopping magic trees which was really weird since i don't think I even had 55 woodcutting o.O. Umm..lalala...then some clown came up onto my screen and was all dancing around and said his name was jeff <insert his last name here> but wasn't all..pixelish but was a human..yea..
didn't post his last name becauase i'm sure you all know it and...just in case xD

Adbot · **Posted:** July 1st, 2007, 10:54 pm

The Killer · **Posted:** July 1st, 2007, 11:17 pm

Like 5 women were tearing off my clothes and seducing me.

Gaara · **Posted:** July 1st, 2007, 11:23 pm

A Mario doll came to life and tried to kill me, along with a Luigi doll. Then I had another one where Chucky tried to kill me.

Ranging God · **Posted:** July 1st, 2007, 11:24 pm

Kill3rz wrote:

Like 5 women were tearing off my clothes and seducing me.

Doesent ever boy have this dream?

The Killer · **Posted:** July 1st, 2007, 11:35 pm

Ranging God wrote:

Kill3rz wrote:

Like 5 women were tearing off my clothes and seducing me.

Doesent ever boy have this dream?

Not when they're all dressed in BDSM gear.

Simmy · **Posted:** July 2nd, 2007, 12:53 am

I had this one about 3 months ago. It was the last day of school I walked up to the bus and sat in my seat. We got up near my stop, and the bus shut down. A dog fixed the engine, and we drove off... The weird thing is, it happened IN REAL LIFE May 23.

Adbot · **Posted:** July 2nd, 2007, 12:53 am

Brad · **Posted:** July 2nd, 2007, 4:33 am

I had a dream a while ago, which was really vague. But it basically came down to me waking up and being.. female..

Burnt Joint · **Posted:** July 2nd, 2007, 6:18 am

Brad wrote:

I had a dream a while ago, which was really vague. But it basically came down to me waking up and being.. female..

LOLOLOL!!! I call sigging that

Mr Pink · **Posted:** July 2nd, 2007, 6:29 am

That my mom was a vampire and tried to kill me.

Warren · **Posted:** July 2nd, 2007, 7:59 am

Um, I was waiting outside my house in front of my aunt's car, waiting to be driven somewhere. Being bored, I go around to my backyard and inside the fence there was a VERY MEAN cat.

He started to chase me. :cry:

So I got into the passenger side of the car to wait for my aunt. Then the car starts driving with no one in the driver seat, but later I find out it's an invisible person. I was scared at first, but then I became friends with the invisible guy. And then the car crashed and he flew out of it into drying concrete and got stuck.

That one was weird, I guess.

More recently...
I get home from school and go to the basement, and there were lots of people hanging out in my basement, hiding from soldiers... who were in the other room beside the one we were in. But there is no room there in real life, it's just soil and roots. One of the people hiding helps the soldiers get into the room we were in, for some reason. They come in and pretend to shoot us for fun, but they weren't going to. They scared the **** out of me.

And then this guy on a horse comes out of my furnace room and throws a bomb into the room. I actually out run the bomb, somehow... But I had time to go get something from my room on the top floor, run to the backyard and get my shoes, which were in a pool of mud, and run out front and down the street. I was about to tell my neighbors, but then I decided to walk to my friends house instead, who is a 15 minute walking distance away. And then I woke up.

Burnt Joint · **Posted:** July 2nd, 2007, 8:03 am

OMG YOUR CAT IS BREATHING!!!!
(the one in your sig)

Uh... It's a still image. Anyways, keep your posts with the topic and keep your caps lock off.

Alex · **Posted:** July 2nd, 2007, 8:07 am

A while ago I dreamt that I was in Vice City with my best friend.

After a strange dream I always wake up and thought "Did that really happen?"

When there is no way that it could have.

James · **Posted:** July 2nd, 2007, 8:13 am

i went to a strip club and broght home many many girls.

MattVortex · **Posted:** July 2nd, 2007, 8:40 am

Kill3rz wrote:

Ranging God wrote:

Kill3rz wrote:

Like 5 women were tearing off my clothes and seducing me.

Doesent ever boy have this dream?

Not when they're all dressed in BDSM gear.

Err, yeah, exactly. Doesnt everyone have that dream?

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Wierdest dream... that would be Hitler, singing Slayer's Angel of Death, with the Churchill insurance nodding dog doing drums in the background.

momsrascal93 · **Posted:** July 2nd, 2007, 9:23 am

I drempt I was in the ruins of an ancient city, trying to solve some ancient mystery. It was kinda like indiana jones...