Learn to speak chinese!(Not the picture)

Amv · **Posted:** March 16th, 2007, 12:17 pm

Are you harboring a fugitive- Hu Yu Hai Ding
See me A.S.A.P. - Kum Hia Nao
Small Horse - Tai Ni Po Ni
Your price is too high - No Bai Dam Thing
Did you go to the beach - Wai Yu So Tan
I bumped into a coffee table - Ai Bang Mai Ni
I think you need a facelift - Chin Tu Fat
It's very dark in here - Wai So Dim?
Has your flight been delayed? - Hao Long Wei Ting?
That was an unauthorized execution.- Lin Ching
I thought you were on a diet - Wai Yu Mun Ching?
This is a tow away zone. - No Pah King
You are not very bright - Yu So Dum
I got this for free - Ai No Pei
I am not guilty - Wai Hang Mi?
Please, stay a while longer - Wai Go Nao?
Our meeting was scheduled for next week - Wai Yu Kum Nao
They have arrived - Hia Dei Kum
Stay out of sight - Lei Lo
He's cleaning his automobile - Wa Shing Ka
Does this bathroom stink! Hu Flung Dung?

Adbot · **Posted:** March 16th, 2007, 12:17 pm

Whitefire9 · **Posted:** March 16th, 2007, 3:19 pm

Ive seen something like that on here before :-k

I think it was posted on a thread that had a ton of jokes on it. This was posted there too. Its not exactly the same as the other though, the "No Bai Dam Thing" is a good 1.

The Haysta · **Posted:** March 16th, 2007, 3:25 pm

That's hilarious XD.

Cowboyofdeath · **Posted:** March 16th, 2007, 3:32 pm

Agent Waffles wrote:

That's hilarious XD.

Yeah, I nearly reported the post for spam but looked again and saw the joke. I laughed out loud and freaked my brother out. xD

James · **Posted:** March 16th, 2007, 3:46 pm

i gto an email like this

Alex · **Posted:** March 16th, 2007, 7:41 pm

Hu Flung Dung... Lmao!

Adbot · **Posted:** March 16th, 2007, 7:41 pm

Jessica · **Posted:** March 16th, 2007, 8:41 pm

It's not teh real way of saying it...Let me give you the real ones (sorry if i'm abit off, I'm shanghainese so I might ahve learnt it differently):

You are not very bright: Ni hen bun le

I bumped into a coffee table: wo pong dao zhe ge zhuo zi

Your price is too high! : Tai gui le!

It's very dark in here: zhe li tai hei le

I got this for free: wo zhao dao zhe ge, bu yong qian

He's cleaning his automobile: ta zai shi chi che le

I am not guilty : zhe bu shi wo zhuo de

Evelyn · **Posted:** March 16th, 2007, 9:31 pm

They have arrived: Ta men dao le
他們到了

The Killer · **Posted:** March 17th, 2007, 10:01 am

Jiao lan = Lazy.

Rynne528 · **Posted:** March 17th, 2007, 11:43 am

I have never seen that before. That's really cool.

Pat · **Posted:** March 17th, 2007, 11:54 am

At first I was reading it, I was like wtf, this isn't Chinese... Then I read it again and I lol'd irl.

Gontcha · **Posted:** March 17th, 2007, 12:10 pm

thorny wrote:

At first I was reading it, I was like wtf, this isn't Chinese... Then I read it again and I lol'd irl.

Indeed, maybe I'll make a Russian one :p

Mushroom Queen · **Posted:** March 17th, 2007, 3:10 pm

Gontcha wrote:

thorny wrote:

At first I was reading it, I was like wtf, this isn't Chinese... Then I read it again and I lol'd irl.

Indeed, maybe I'll make a Russian one :p

I can help!

Can someone explain to me how Chinese works.. all the words look really short and some of them look the same. Is it because they're pronounced in different tones that more complex words can be made?

atheism_rule · **Posted:** March 17th, 2007, 4:34 pm

there are accent marks over pinyin, and a lot of words are pronounced the same. You just have to figure it out from context. Its almost impossible to learn chinese without immersion

Jessica · **Posted:** March 17th, 2007, 5:55 pm

atheism_rule wrote:

there are accent marks over pinyin, and a lot of words are pronounced the same. You just have to figure it out from context. Its almost impossible to learn chinese without immersion

Basically yeah... And Chinese grammar is so different from English grammar. No wonder I had a hard time picking up English.