Let me hear your favorite corny joke

vixenrose · **Posted:** June 5th, 2006, 5:43 pm

Heehee. everyone kinda laughs at them even if they dont' want to admit it. Here's my fav...

Why did the tomato blush??

He saw the salad dressing!!! *badoo chhh* heehee :lol:

*CREEPY EDIT*
Felt i would add - as i've already removed one post in this topic, keep the jokes clean, remember this is a fansite used by children and adult content isn't welcome.

Thanks

-Creepy

Adbot · **Posted:** June 5th, 2006, 5:43 pm

Evelyn · **Posted:** June 5th, 2006, 6:12 pm

A man walked into a bar

he said ow.

Robbie · **Posted:** June 5th, 2006, 6:17 pm

Cliff Dude wrote:

A man walked into a bar

he said ow.

That's hilarious, :lol:

Who's stupid?

People of low intelligence.

Tjbartz2009 · **Posted:** June 5th, 2006, 6:18 pm

Wanna hear a dirty joke?

A pig in the mud.

Tjbartz2009 · **Posted:** June 5th, 2006, 6:18 pm

Wanna hear a clean joke?

He got a bath.

vixenrose · **Posted:** June 5th, 2006, 7:30 pm

What do you get a hot guy for christmas?

An air conditioner.

heehee

Adbot · **Posted:** June 5th, 2006, 7:30 pm

Brandt · **Posted:** June 5th, 2006, 9:11 pm

heres one I had to make up for a reason I wont go into here...

*knock knock*
who's there
Love
Love who?
I dunno, you tell me

Kyle · **Posted:** June 5th, 2006, 9:38 pm

*MOD EDIT*

My Fault, asnt apporite

CreepyPirate · **Posted:** June 5th, 2006, 11:18 pm

NOCK NOCK

WHOS DER?

DR

DR WHO?

Unless you're english i doubt you'll get that. It's just realllllly lame.

MattVortex · **Posted:** June 6th, 2006, 8:53 am

Did you hear about the magic tractor?

It turned into a field.

Bogrollbloke · **Posted:** June 6th, 2006, 9:21 am

Why are pirates called pirates?

'Cos they ARRRRRRRRRRRR

Kobi Warrior · **Posted:** June 7th, 2006, 4:11 pm

Knock knock

Who's There

Ieep

Ieep who

Haha, you eat poo ( Sucks I know, cleanest one I got XD )

Chris · **Posted:** June 7th, 2006, 5:41 pm

What do you get if you cross a angry lion with an angry tiger?
I dont Know but you sure as hell run.

I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?"

She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.

The Haysta · **Posted:** June 7th, 2006, 9:46 pm

What's brown and sticky?

A stick.

sam3611 · **Posted:** June 8th, 2006, 9:43 am

This is a "joke" I heard passing btw to tiger scouts.
"once there was a man who was peeling an orange and......HE THREW IT AWAY!!!!"
Both of them start laughing histaricly for 5 minutes. I always get a kick out of it anyway.