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Who is the best writer
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Post your stories here! we'll see whos the best writer! :twisted: *cough*I p00n u all*cough* sorry i have a cold.

Brian: To arms men! The moss Giants are attacking!
Rod: Save Zach!! Bring him to the highest layer!!
Brian: i'll hold them off!
Captin of Gaurds: Awaiting orders, Sir!
Brian: Follow me! Get them!
Random Gaints: Rarrgh attack the Warriors!
Brian:oh no!!!
*brian falls down gaurding himself*
*awrrow flys by his face*
Fire Giant: Mffhsgh!
Nolan:bulls eye!
Brian: sweet Guthix your here!
Nolan:you know i couldn't miss out on the action
Brian: Retreat!! Run twords the south!
*vines Wrap around Brain*
Brian: go on without me!
Nolan: Never!
Brian: Nooooo!!
*brians shot in the back falls over dead*
Nolan: NNOO!!! this can't be!!!!
*shoots in random directions rapidly*
Chris: that won't bring him back!! lets go!!
*whacks chris with bow*
Nolan: NO! i wont leave unavenged!!!
*kills ever giant in sight*
*passes out*
10 years ahead
Zach: bam!! right in the head!
nolan: man your getting ahang of this!
Zach: I know huh!
*Zach stares in a distant direction*
Zach:what is that??
Nolan:What?
*flamming awrrows start shooting twords them*
Nolan: Zach run as far south as you can!
*Zach Stares at nolan*
Nolan: Men to arms mages snare warriors Get out your Dragon daggers!
Zach:i'm staying here and fighting!
Nolan: no! Retreat! now leave!!
Zach: i wont!!
*Zach charges into battle*
Nolan: noo!!!!
Lesser demon: MM bb&q kid!
Grater demon: hes mine back off!
*zach chops both there heads off*
Nolan: Zach behind you!! lookout!
Somewhere in Iban layer
Iban:Report!
Grater Demon: They have dessecrated our army
Iban: You fool!
*roasts him with one wave of the staff*
Demonic voice: Has The army of guthix fallen yet!?
Iban: Nnno sssir ppplease dddonnttt hurrttt mee
Demonic voice: YOUR BEGING TO ANGER ME!!!
*iban runs out of the room*
Guthixs layer
Nolan:My arm...
Zach:Are you okay?
*Zach Stares deeply at the wound*
Nolan:yes yes i'm fine, but why did u charge into the battle like that?
*Zach stares at the ground*
Zach: I'm Tierd of running away i want to fight!
Nolan: But you could have been killed!
Zach: Yes.. i know but
*nolan interupts*
nolan:No No buts this is unacceptable!
Zach: Man i'm starved
*loud rumbling noises*
nolan: Man you must be!
Nolan:Lets go to The chicken coop
Zach:Race ya there!!
*Zach starts running*
Nolan:calm down now.
Zach: Chicken owning time!
Nolan: Yes Yes of course.
Some noob: Free money please
Zach: no go away noob
Nolan: SHOO! BE GONE!
Some noob: YOu'll all pay!
*the noob laughs like hes on crack*
Nolan: ok give me your chicken
*trades chicken to Nolan*
*nolan cooks it*
Zach: delicious
*eats everone but 2*
Nolan: Now now save some for me!
Zach: here you go.
Iban layer
Iban: The plan is comeing to action
Dragon: GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RARRAGH!
Grater:Hold him down!
*lost of grunts of lessers*
Black demon:Sir what are your orders?
Iban: Line the goblins up.
Black demon yes sir!
Some noob: My comrads and i wish to join your army
*Iban stares at 10k worth of noobs*
Iban: Yes yes this plan is beging to come to action
Back at guthixan corners
Ranger Captin:I hear that iban and his minions are planning to sending in 10k worth of noobs
Nolan: No thats not good.
Ranger captin:But there just noobs!
Nolan: but were massivly outnumberd!
Ranger captin: Yes i know, what are yout orders?
Nolan:rangers on the north wall
Mage Captin: orders sir,,
nolan:mages on the south wall
Nolan Warriors cover the south and the east!
Zach: yes finally some action!
Nolan: no you stay back!
Zach: to late!
Nolan danging that noy i sware is going to kill himself!
ibans side
iban: send in the goblins on the north side hob goblins on the south and 2 lesser demons to both sides.
Captin: Yes, sir
Iban: here we go
Guthix base
Nolan: take arms!
Men: Yes, Sir
*nolan thinks to himself where did zach go?*
Nolan: Charge!!!!
*mix of golblin hobgoblin lesser demons and human gruns*
Iban
Iban: send in all of the graters and lessers!
Zach: Man i'm starved
*loud rumbling noises*
nolan: Man you must be!
Nolan:Lets go to The chicken coop
Zach:Race ya there!!
*Zach starts running*
Nolan:calm down now.
Zach: Chicken owning time!
Nolan: Yes Yes of course.
Some noob: Free money please
Zach: no go away noob
Nolan: SHOO! BE GONE!
Some noob: YOu'll all pay!
*the noob laughs like hes on crack*
Nolan: ok give me your chicken
*trades chicken to Nolan*
*nolan cooks it*
Zach: delicious
*eats everone but 2*
Nolan: Now now save some for me!
Zach: here you go.
Iban layer
Iban: The plan is comeing to action
Dragon: GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RARRAGH!
Grater:Hold him down!
*lost of grunts of lessers*
Black demon:Sir what are your orders?
Iban: Line the goblins up.
Black demon yes sir!
Some noob: My comrads and i wish to join your army
*Iban stares at 10k worth of noobs*
Iban: Yes yes this plan is beging to come to action
Noobs: Are we going in yet?
Iban: no Silence!
Noobs: Tsk tsk picky picky.
Guthix base
Nolan:there picking off our men we need zach
*rangers dieing*
Iban: They have distroyed our waves! No! Send in everything we have now! noobs and Dragons!
Captin: But sir.
Iban: NOW!!
Captin: yes sir
*Guthix army is getting destroyed*
Nolan: put in everything you have men!
*almost everyone is dead and about 500 more noobs and 2 dragons are coming*
Captin of rangers:Whats the in the sky
*sees a guy in full dharoks pop out of the sky*
Nolan: By guthix, Zach THat little ******** he came!
Ranger captin: what is that h has on.
Nolan: something i have saved for him for a verry long time.
*zach takes down about 300 noobs in 20 minutes and 1 dragon*
Zach: stupid fing noobs!!!
*30k more noobs show up*
*Zach throws 10 gold on the ground*
*then noobs kill each other with only 30 left*
*Zach mows through them*
Zach: one more dragon
*awrrows fly by*
Zach:No filthy rangers will beat me!
*zach gets tooken down to 10 hits*
*hits a 76 on the dragon*
Zach: OWNAG3 pl0x?
`~!@#$%^&*(!THE END!)*&^%$#@!~`

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moved it here.. :P cuz its not media..

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On a stormy night verock was under attack. A brave mage from argidon
came to help. He was in his old ages probably only has a couple more
years to live.
Three month later a baby boy was born in a old cabin by argidon.

Ania: Hi Mary hows the baby?
Mary: Good Thanks for asking.
(Mary throw a smile towards Ania)
Ania: So weres your husband we need his help?
Mary: My crazy husband is out back choping wood with his dog Tucker.
Ania: Ok tell him to come over when he's done please there are some
goblins trying to steal from our house there waiting for night.
(Ania leaves the house)

Part two
(Brad walks in)
Mary: Hi hunny how much ood did you get?
Brad: Enof to support us throw the wenter.
Mary: Ohh yea almost forgot Ania is having a goblin problim at there
farm.
Brad: Ok let get get my armor and wepons.
(Brad grabs his rune armor and dragon long and head toward there farm)

Part three
Brad: Im here weres the goblins?
Ania: Out back my husband is having a hard time.
Brad: Ok
Brad: Zach im here!
Zach: Thank Saradon your here tere getting reinforcements from goblin
village.
(For Nine hours they fogt till the goblin retreated)

Part four
Brad: Mary im back.
(He finds Mary deid on the floor with a rune long still in er hand)
Brad: Nooooo!!! I got to find Nolan.
(He searches for an hour till he found Nolan the baby hien in a trunk)
Brad: The goblins were just a diverson so they could kill you two
thows...

Part five
Three years later in Falidor.
Nolan: Dad hows my training going.
Brad: Good son you can have a lunch break now meet me by the archery
rang when your done ok.
Nolan: Yes dad.
(Nolan gos to the castil and eats)
Brad: TOok you long enof Nolan just kidding ready got some archery
traing.
Nolan: Yes sir!
(For three hours they jocked talked While traing having a good time)
Nolan: Dad?
Brad: Yes Nolan.
Nolan: Tell me about mom?
Grad: Ok Nolan, When she was young she was an orfan her partents were
sladdered at the War For Verrock they had a little cabin little north
of Verrock.She was brave for then she trained with Zezima the strongist
worrior ever Knowen. For Teen years she trained under him getting
stronger to reveng her parents. She help out in the war for a little
teal she met me it was love at first sight we moved to argidon becouse
It was safer and we could live together in peace.
Nolan: Thanks dad I wish I could of knowen mom.
(He starts to cry)
Brad: I know you do.

Part Six
(Bell start ringing at Falidor Zammys minons are coming get in battle
stations)
Brad: Nolan want some action.
Nolan: Ok sounds fun.
(Four fifteen hours the fought by side)
Brad; Want to make this a game?
Nolan: Ok.
Brad: Who ever gets the most wins ok.
Nolan: Ok.
(For five hour they foght then te battle was over)
Brad: How many you get I got 135.
Nolan: I got 192
(He smiles)
Nolan: Dad!! Wach out!!
(A arrow gos throw his heart. Nolan starts crying)

Part seven
(Seven years later)
Nolan: Seven years has past and im in the heros guild now Britney.
Britney: Good for you please make sure your going make it home tonight
for dinner please.
Nolan: Ok but i have to kill a dragon infestation in seers village.
Britney: OK be carful.
(seers village)
Nolan: Weres the town leadder?
Saonicso: Im he.
Nolan: Can you lead me to the dragons?
Saonicso: Ill take you a mile southfrom them ok.
Nolan: No problim.
(Dragon Dungon)
Sonicso: Here it is.
Nolan: Thanks.
(Nolan Charges into battle)
Nolan: Fowl beasts.
(Nolan Kills every dragon but one)
Nolan: Were are you!!
(He finds the king black dragon)
Nolan: There you are!
(He fights the dragon and one arm is snaped)

Part Eight
(On the way home he fanted and is met by Guthix and Saradom)
Saradom: Mighty worrior we need a mortals help to
defeat our brother zammy.
Nolan: How can I my arm is snaped and I have no
proper armor or wep to hirt
Zammy.
Saradom: Here I heal your arm.
(Sardom heals Nolans arm)
Nolan: Thanks feals much better.
Guthix: Wait Worrior heres the armor and wepon to defeat Zammy.
(Guthix hands Nolan Dragon armor and wepon ingraved in it says whom ever
wears this magic armor can defeat evil)
Guthix:There worrior well sned you back to runescape.
(Nolan Wacks up)
Nolan: What a weird dream. Wat the, the armor guthix gave
me it wasnt a dream.
(He gets home just in time for dinner)
Britney: Home for once for dinner huh Nolan.
Nolan: Yup a wonder sint it.
(Nolan starts laphing)

Part Nine
(Saradom talks to Nolan)
Saradom: Nolan get to Varrok Zammy and all of his
army is heading
there this is your only chance.
Nolan: Ok ill get there.
Saradom: Ill teliport you there you wont get there
in time on foot.
(Nolan is teliported to varock just in time to see
flaming arrows being
shot at him)
Soilder: Nolan we have been waiting for you a prest said youl
be the one to help us)
Nolan: OK take me to the king.
Soilder: Yes sir.
King: Hello Nolan.
Nolan: I need specail solders trained two kill zammy.
King: No Problim.
(Worriors came out)
King: Meat the sons and dauters of Zezima, Zach,
Andrew, Mary, and Shara.
Nolan: Nice to meat you all.
All worriors say: Nice to meat you sir!

Part Ten
(Two week later there in the middle of the war)
Mary: I see him zammy.
Nolan: Ok.
Andrew: Are we going to attack.
Nolan: Not right now let ambush him.
Zach: Behind thows rocks.
(They hide for a while)
Shara: Now zammy is right there.
Nolan: Ok all lets attack.
(Just then zammy thron a fire bolt and kiledl andrew)
Shara: No! You bastered im going to kill you.
Nolan: Dont!
Zammy: Stupid mortals you cant hurt me.
Nolan: They cant but I can.
Zammy: Ok.
(Zammy chains the two sister to a rock)
Zammy: Kill me and they will be safe. But lose theyll
die and so will Runescape!!
Nolan: Done.
Shara and Mar: Help us please.
(Nolan pulls out the dragon skimmy Guthix gave him)
Zammy: How did you get that wepon?
Nolan: Guthix gave to me to destroy you with.
Zammy: No worrys you'll still cant kill me.
Nolan: Maybe i cant but worht the shot!!
(Zack and Nolan charges at zammy)
Zammy: This is the most fun I ever had.
Nolan: Lets turn it up a noch then.
(For five ours the foght)
Zammy: Give it up mortal.
(almost outof breath Nolan says)
Nolan: Never I have a caring famly to come home to.
Zammy: Grr so be it die!!!
(Zammy puts nolans right arm off)
Nolan: Ahhh it hurts.
Zammy: You can still run.
Nolan: Ill never surrender Guthix and Saradom is on my side.
Zammy: Look around you they have forgotten you were are they
now?
Shara: Nolan dont listen to him Saradom will never forget you!
Zammy: Shut up you mortal.
Nolan: Shes right theyll never forget me!
(He binds up his right up were his right arm us to be)
Zammy: You want to lose your other arm?
Nolan: Dont worrior I wont.
(Sara and Guthix gave Nolan more power)
Zammy: Wut your getting stronger and faster how?
Nolan: Saradom and Guthix will never forget me.
(Nolan stood up and called forht from heavens light
please send forth the power to kill thise great evil)
Zammy: Your going to try to kill me saying that ha.
(Just then the sword turn bright gold)
Zammy: Wat the.
Nolan: Im using the power of the people that you have killed.
(He starts running and zammy swins his sword and misses then
Nolan Jumps and and cuted zammy up)

Part Eliven
He got telliported to heaven to speak wiht Saradon and Guthix)
Saradon: Well done mortal wat can i do for you?
Nolan: I want all the poor people that has been killed by zammy
and his army back to life.
Guthix: your wish has been granted.
(Saradom and Guthix sent down a great light and revived all he people)
Saradom: Its time for you to go worrior.
Nolan: Thanks.
(Saradom teliports him back to his home)

Part twelve
(His parents and Britney were waiting for him at his home)
Britney: Hunny!!
(They huged)
Nolan: Ill never lose you.
Mary and Brad: Son is that you wat happened to yur arm.
(Nolan Told them all wat happened)
Nolan: Its nice to finly see you mom.
(He hugs her crying)

The End



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ok, so there was this dude. and there was this other this dude called dude2.

ok, so, dude said dude2 was a n00b. so dude2 got angry and called dude a supan00b.

dude got angry and hit a 2384613049671402397 dude2 and dude2 died. then dude2 respawned and got supa angry. then he hit a 27139469789057389689376389047 on dude. dude died and cried. then he ran away.

the end.

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Quote:
ok, so there was this dude. and there was this other this dude called dude2.

ok, so, dude said dude2 was a n00b. so dude2 got angry and called dude a supan00b.

dude got angry and hit a 2384613049671402397 dude2 and dude2 died. then dude2 respawned and got supa angry. then he hit a 27139469789057389689376389047 on dude. dude died and cried. then he ran away.

the end.


you for teh win!11!! YOU FOR TEH WIN11!

I'd make a story..but i can't compete with the above. So i just wont.

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umm, this is non-runescape discussion... why was it moved here if the stories are runescape related? =S

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Because the stories can be about anything, they dont have to be Runescape related. Just no one has written otherwise yet.


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o_O I really would post mine but they are way too long. And they're not even finished yet. :oops: O_o

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Perhaps this should have a limit? Like a word limit? Or no stories that come in parts? There has to be guidelines or this wont work.


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Thread starter's story got too repeatitive and doesn't make sense.


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How about Commandernad? I was the one who Wrote RuneScape 3000 read it here http://www.forums.rsbandb.com/viewtopic.php?t=21937

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ok here's my story.................Once upon a last day of school two 4th grade boys start talking................
Jordan:Hey I got some dirt on some girls.
Me:ok what?
Jordan:ok ****** and ***** go on my bus and asked me who ***** and ****** liked, but I said I don't know.
Me:and?
Jordan:well they said ****** likes ***** and ***** likes ******.
Me:lol
Jordan:yea lol.

Now the first week of school and I sit next to the girl I like and we start talking...............

Me:remember last year you told Jordan you and ****** liked *****&******?
Girl:yea but we just said that because we wanted to know who they liked.
Me:sure............

Now 2months later on rs..........

Me: hey Dan who do you like
Dan:some 14 year old girl,she's hot.
Me:lol you sound so noobish.
Dan:well who do you like?
Me:******
Dan: lol she's odd.
Me:.........

Now a few weeks after that in the librairy.......

Dan: I'm gonna tell everyone who you like.
Me: you sck Dan!
Dan: lol *tells everyone*

So everyones laughing at me for 2minutes and I feel bad.......

Now a few days ago in a handbell/band party.........

Me: *****&****** say they just said they liked *****&***** lol.
Jordan:well ***** was asking who you liked for like an hour so I guessed and said you like her.
Me: Jordan you sck,and guess right too much...........
Jordan:O sorry I didn't know sorry......
Me:*stabs in stomach with other friends drum stick*

so that's how it ended up............

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