You all are gonna hate me...

King Kulla · **Posted:** June 28th, 2010, 2:32 am

Before you stick out your neck in front of this girl's boyfriend's axe, you need to make sure that she actually likes you first. Conversation is always a good starter.

Adbot · **Posted:** June 28th, 2010, 2:32 am

Steven · **Posted:** June 28th, 2010, 9:47 am

CreepyPirate wrote:

Then you ask him to leave and he'll be SHUUDDUP U JRKZ so then you turn to her and say "I'm so sorry about this" then nock him on his *** with a right hander and drag him outside. Make sure when you come back in you have a friend conviently standing by to ask you where you was and reply in your most britishy voice ever "Just taking the trash out".

I haven't laughed at something that hard in quite some time. Good job, Creepy.

As for my experience in this sort of situation, I suggest you not break them up. Let them break up on their own.

Just ask her if she would like to come over on the fourth, and ask her if she'd like for her boyfriend to come. But don't say "Hey, how about you and your boyfriend come over," just say "Hey, would you like to come over to my place for the fourth of July? It'll be fun. We could hang out and you could invite your boyfriend if you'd like."

If she says she'd like to bring her boyfriend, don't be rude or anything, be polite, and just see how the night goes. Don't create a fight, as that could hurt your chances of having a good time.

Let them break up on their own time. Don't be 'that guy' and break them up.

Farhad · **Posted:** June 29th, 2010, 5:39 am

Iron Maiden wrote:

Forget about it. Its not worth it. It never worth it no matter how hard you try. Unless you're masochist, give it up while you still can.
Speaking of experience, this situation is lost cause. I'll tell you what happenned. Her boyfriend was a ***** screaming at her, calling her a ****** etc. I told her:

-Listen, I know you're suffering with him. Why are you doing this to yourself, you don't deserve that. Maybe I could help and you could finally be free. It doesn't have to be this way.

She said:

-No *in tears* sorry, but this is too late...I love him too much.

*insert epic way to make the greatest facepalm of all times*

Don't try anything at all if:
-She's a stranger - She won't accept obviously.
-She's your best friend - She only consider you as her best friend.
-She's in the middle - She won't know you enough, so she won't accept.
-She has a *** boyfriend - No matter how much of a ******** he is, she'll love him more than you.
-She's ******** - Thanks to you captain obvious.
-She's the most popular kid in the school - She'll think you're not good enough for her.
-She has an inferiority complex - She'll think she's not good enough for you.
-She is incredibly beautiful - She has a boyfriend
-She is incredibly ugly - You don't want that *thing* to get into your underwears eh?
-She is below your age - Either she'll think you're weird/pedo/scary or all of them.
-She is above your age - She'll think you're too immature.
-She has a fully grown beard/moustache and her name is Roger - It's not a girl.

Things not to do:

-Save her life - Apparently, it doesn't do anything.
-Ask her out in the front of 20+ people - She'll think you're a showoff or an idiot.
-Hesitate to ask her out until you never see her again - There is no worse pain.
-Betray all your friends to show her how committed you are - She'll suddently start to like your friends more than you.
-Don't try to get too befriended with her - She'll only call you her best friend, nothing else.

I could tell you the story of my life for hours and hours again, but it's not a place for that. Try if you really want to but I'm not recommanding it. Relationships are bound to fail.

Wow...rolled off my chair and think I broke a rib.

True, however.

Iron Maiden · **Posted:** June 29th, 2010, 7:49 am

Sadly, all of what I listed, except the transvestite thing and the really ugly one, happened to me.

However man, seems like you really want to make it. Make sure you be careful. As for the part of the fight, I think this is paradoxal, she'll think you're awesome because you can fight, but she'll push you away because she'll think you're violent.
My friend currently has a crush on my other friend's ex. And whenever my friend does something, the ex scream loud,make threats,etc. Sadly, my friend is afraid of him because he's kinda large and tall, add to that the fact that my friend is not much of a fighter. None of my friend could fight this guy, except me, but since he's also my friend, I don't want to.
Know your ennemies first, make sure you think you can defeat him before fighting him.

Speaking of experience, you have to be strategic. Prepare yourself for every possibilities if you ever invite her (Like her *** bf comes and ruins everything.)
Currently, your brain is your best ally, use your logical sense.
My only tip is to not stick to her too much right now. If things turn bad for you, you won't be hurted much.
If you want to ruin their relationship (which is awesome to do

) I hope to God you won't get caught. Because if you're spotted, you have to be a good liar or a good fighter (I was a good liar ;D)

Good Luck man, tell us how things are going. That's quite an interesting story.

Farhad, I have more things not to do.

-Do not flip a coin like Two Face from Batman to see if you ask her out or not - She'll think you're a psychopath, just like Two Face.
-Do not make a Joker-style laugh - She'll think you're crazy.
-Do not talk to yourself/think loud - She'll think you're coming from an asylum.
-Do not wear a mask to make people laugh - She'll think you're abnormal
-Do not talk about yourself - She'll think you're a bragger ********
-DO NOT EVER SAY ''WE'' INSTEAD OF ''I'' - She'll think you have a split of personality
-Do not say you'd like to be World's Ruler - She'll think you're a reborn version of Hitler
-Do not say you want to run after her boyfriend with a chainsaw - She won't be your friend anymore
-Do not say you're Batman - She'll think you're going out with Robin

Regnenth · **Posted:** June 29th, 2010, 4:47 pm

well i made a decision, i invited her over, and she said she'd probably be able to come over, but friday i gotta call her and make sure 100% whether she is or not, as for her bf...well...i can take him lol. ill let you guys know how the day went and if i killed anyone >=)

Mr Pink · **Posted:** June 29th, 2010, 5:20 pm

Regnenth wrote:

and if i killed anyone >=)

Keeping my fingers crossed [-o<

Adbot · **Posted:** June 29th, 2010, 5:20 pm

HappiestMaul · **Posted:** June 29th, 2010, 7:19 pm

Mr Pink wrote:

What I am about to say will be a bit harsh, but extremely helpful from personal experience. Don't try to pursue a girl who already has a boyfriend no matter how "rocky" their relationship is. Causing them to break up would be a terrible thing to do and I don't think it's ever wise to jump into assumptions and try to make decisions for them. To save yourself the trouble don't try to start as friends. Simply wait until she becomes single and take off from there.

I must agree, but really get to know her first, I met a girl on like Jan. 22nd and ive helped her through alot since then and were practily dating, its just not official, when the break up give her some room then shoot it off

Regnenth · **Posted:** June 29th, 2010, 7:32 pm

1taggerung1 wrote:

then shoot it off

...do what now?

dafin0 · **Posted:** June 29th, 2010, 7:43 pm

You are absolutely right, we do hate you.....JOKING :lol:

In all seriousness, just invite them both over. Just be yourself. If the boyfreind is there, try to get along. Even if he says something that is offensive, do something that will change the centre of attention away from him, but don't make it to obvious. For example, if you are all going to be in the same area, but not tightly packed together, if there are some of your guests that are next to the boyfriend and he says something out of character, say something like, "just need to excuse myself for a moment, while i'm gone, can i get anyone a drink. Then, guesture to everyone (including the boyfreind). This will make everyone think you are being a good host. And you are being one (with other reasons

), and at the same time, stop the boyfriend in his tracks. Just watch how he replies. I don't think he would say something rude after that, seeing as his girlfriend might intervene.

I hope this helped.

Cheers, dafin0 :lol:

HappiestMaul · **Posted:** June 29th, 2010, 7:46 pm

dafin0 wrote:

You are absolutely right, we do hate you.....JOKING :lol:

In all seriousness, just invite them both over. Just be yourself. If the boyfreind is there, try to get along. Even if he says something that is offensive, do something that will change the centre of attention away from him, but don't make it to obvious. For example, if you are all going to be in the same area, but not tightly packed together, if there are some of your guests that are next to the boyfriend and he says something out of character, say something like, "just need to excuse myself for a moment, while i'm gone, can i get anyone a drink. Then, guesture to everyone (including the boyfreind). This will make everyone think you are being a good host. And you are being one (with other reasons

), and at the same time, stop the boyfriend in his tracks. Just watch how he replies. I don't think he would say something rude after that, seeing as his girlfriend might intervene.

I hope this helped.

Cheers, dafin0 :lol:

^^^ take his advise

Regnenth · **Posted:** July 4th, 2010, 9:58 am

ok so here's how this weekend went...she didnt come over...thats it. the 3rd is her aunt's birthday and her sister was going with her aunt to see fireworks she she hasnt seen her sister in 6 months so she went with them to see some other fireworks. which is ok, at least she told me that she would've come over if it hadn't been for the fact that she was going to be able to see her sister.