Owned

Jaque Closie · **Posted:** December 12th, 2009, 9:07 am

how many of you have been seriously owned in your life time, name some accounts of which if you have. One was when i was walking and a truck came out of no where and hit me, my friends came to help and i was not really hurt. Then a police officer came up to me while the medics arrived, asking how i was, all i could say was "i just got owned"

Adbot · **Posted:** December 12th, 2009, 9:07 am

power crazy · **Posted:** December 12th, 2009, 10:05 am

I got owned so badly once.

I was at the vending machine and I pressed B8 and it got stuck!! I got owned!!!!!

Steven · **Posted:** December 12th, 2009, 11:06 am

I was kicked in the nads and I scurried off like a scared hamster. I was owned.

Shreder · **Posted:** December 12th, 2009, 11:42 am

I caught a touchdown pass with my nads, everyone was cheering while i was limping to the sidelines.

Ryan · **Posted:** December 12th, 2009, 12:29 pm

I could recount many stories about when I play rugby. Like once I went in to tackle someone and they kneed me in the face, and then they fell and got studded in the groin. Lucky they didnt get me in the balls, but either way I got lolowned.

Duke Juker · RSBandB Donor since 07/01/2010

Tried crossing a 2 foot wide bridge with my bike over an irrigation canal while it was running. I lost my balance and fell in. Got scraped a little and wet, but otherwise unharmed. Totally owned! #-o

Adbot · **Posted:** December 13th, 2009, 6:22 pm

ryan1 · **Posted:** December 19th, 2009, 1:36 pm

I tried to line up some picnic tables and then hop my bike from one to the other. I got no air and totally faceplanted in the mud. Owned.

Once I thought it would be a good idea to jump about 20 feet onto a concrete landing for a double dog dare. Shattered my ankle. Owned.

I'm starting to notice that I own myself more often than anything else.

Mr Pink · **Posted:** December 19th, 2009, 3:06 pm

While I was in 8th grade I got kicked in my balls with the highest amount of physical force used by a 5th grader girl who was wearing boots. That was the biggest amount of pain I ever experienced. The 5th graders found it amusing on other hand.