Wish Corruption

Earth · **Posted:** March 31st, 2009, 12:24 pm

granted but it has horrible sound quality
i want to have a scholarship to any college I want to go to

Adbot · **Posted:** March 31st, 2009, 12:24 pm

Sam · **Posted:** April 1st, 2009, 9:48 pm

Granted, but as soon as you graduate the world goes into a nuclear war, which evidently destroys the world. Making your degree now useless and years of your life wasted.

I wish for unlimited hard drive space.

Shreder · **Posted:** April 2nd, 2009, 12:01 pm

Granted, but all that hard drive space will attract women to you and one of them will give you AIDS.

I wish I had some Wendys.

Rune Beast0 · **Posted:** April 2nd, 2009, 3:59 pm

Granted, but you drop the food on the floor, and it splatters all over beyond recovery.

I wish discussion of immune system diseases was banned from this thread.

King Kulla · **Posted:** April 2nd, 2009, 9:04 pm

Granted, but then the mods band people for saying anything at all.

I wish that it would stop raining.

trekkie · **Posted:** April 2nd, 2009, 10:28 pm

granted but a tornado is coming toward you.

i wish i wish with all my heart, to fly with dragons in a land apart

Adbot · **Posted:** April 2nd, 2009, 10:28 pm

King Kulla · **Posted:** April 2nd, 2009, 10:55 pm

Granted, but you and your dragons get caught in a tornado.

(Really, Trekkie, tornados on the West coast? :lol:

)

I wish that my exam isn't 2 weeks after the semester ends, and that it wasn't on Saturday at 8:30 in the morning.

Chief Snake · **Posted:** April 3rd, 2009, 6:02 am

Granted, but it was yesterday.

I wish my Samsung monitor didn't have a bright pixel.

Earth · **Posted:** April 3rd, 2009, 6:15 am

granted but your moniter then goes out
i want this annoying kid at school to die of AIDS

Magnegnagan · **Posted:** April 5th, 2009, 12:27 pm

Granted but you also die of AIDS

i wish i could fly.

King Kulla · **Posted:** April 5th, 2009, 1:21 pm

Granted, but you get into a flying accident with a Lear jet, and your wings are broken forever...how tragic!

I wish that the weekend wouldn't end so soon.

Pfkninenines · Global Moderator 12/4/08

Granted, but it's already Monday.

I wish that the ground would firm up, and it would stop raining.

Shreder · **Posted:** April 6th, 2009, 1:05 pm

Granted but winds blow the trees away and without their roots, mudslides will exterminate all life on earth.

I wish my algebra homework was finished.

King Kulla · **Posted:** April 6th, 2009, 3:08 pm

Granted, but all of the questions are done wrong. Curses!

I wish that printing papers at school was free.

Tank Of H3ll · **Posted:** April 8th, 2009, 8:09 pm

Grated but they start charging for computer use

I wish I had a new tv

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