Wish Corruption

hummerwar921 · **Posted:** April 22nd, 2009, 10:01 pm

Granted, however, it's sparkly and hot pink. And too big.

I wish for a Microsoft Surface.

Adbot · **Posted:** April 22nd, 2009, 10:01 pm

Sam · **Posted:** April 22nd, 2009, 10:09 pm

Granted, but you drop a cast-iron teapot on it and break the screen.
I wish for a Intel Core i7 Extreme Edition 965

Kenny · **Posted:** April 23rd, 2009, 10:08 am

Granted except it's broke.

I wish for some grilled halloumi cheese.

Alex 43 · **Posted:** April 23rd, 2009, 10:55 am

Granted. It's 3 years old. Average mass density of actual remaining grilled cheese: .001%.

I wish I could remember everything that ever happened in the universe.

Kenny · **Posted:** April 23rd, 2009, 1:36 pm

Alex 43 wrote:

Granted. It's 3 years old. Average mass density of actual remaining grilled cheese: .001%.

I wish I could remember everything that ever happened in the universe.

Granted but you forget everything that is important to you

I wish I was a prawn cracker with fried rice in my hair.

Lord Zamorak · **Posted:** April 24th, 2009, 6:01 am

Granted, but I mishear your wish as "I wish I was a door knob."

I wish I could control time.

Adbot · **Posted:** April 24th, 2009, 6:01 am

Alex 43 · **Posted:** April 24th, 2009, 9:05 am

Granted, but isn't "Time" a silly name to give a cricket?

I wish for meat. Dead meat.

King Kulla · **Posted:** April 24th, 2009, 9:23 am

Granted, but tragically, you get turned into the very dead meat that you were wishing for! How unfortunate.

I wish for life.

Lord Zamorak · **Posted:** April 24th, 2009, 10:50 am

Granted, but you accidentally lose it in your toy box.

I wish Time be a more useful cricket.

Alex 43 · **Posted:** April 26th, 2009, 8:45 am

Granted. It becomes a lawyer. Not a very good one, though. It gets arrested for fraudulent claims and you end up having to pay the bail.

I wish I wasn't so good at this ...

Sam · **Posted:** April 27th, 2009, 1:27 am

Granted, but you are so desperate for ideas that you say some racist and very offensive things, getting you banned from RSBandB.

I wish for a golden rubber ducky.

Pfkninenines · Global Moderator 12/4/08

Granted. Too bad it's a Polaroid picture.

I wish I could stay focused.

Sam · **Posted:** April 27th, 2009, 9:43 pm

Granted, but you achieve this by taking large amounts of riddlen(spelling?), eventually overdosing and dying.

I wish for 40 WoW accounts with a level 80 Shaman on each and 40 Computers and monitors to play them all at the same time.

Kirby · **Posted:** April 28th, 2009, 6:16 am

Granted, but the nerdiness overpowered you as you did not increase the account levels gradually. (In other words, you died)

I wish for a stick. You khnow, those things that you can poke children with?

Earth · **Posted:** April 28th, 2009, 7:09 am

granted but you get arrested for child abuse
i want my wish uncorruptable

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