President Bush "Ownz" Runescape

Snowfox · **Posted:** July 1st, 2008, 5:56 pm

http://www.avantnews.com/modules/news/article.php?storyid=313

Surprising? Most likely fake but still kind of fun to read.

Adbot · **Posted:** July 1st, 2008, 5:56 pm

Lord Zamorak · **Posted:** July 1st, 2008, 8:07 pm

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Yeah, that'd mean it's fake. Also, it's pretty obvious a few lines through. That was pretty entertaining, though.

Rad · **Posted:** July 1st, 2008, 8:21 pm

lmfao!!
"A source inside the White House revealed that many senior members of the White House staff became concerned over the President's continuing removal from day-to-day affairs around mid November when he began missing his own Presidential Daily Briefings and on the rare occasion he did attend he kept referring to world leaders as "noobs" or yelling "owned" or "woot" at various points in the meeting. It has gotten to the stage that he now refuses to show up to his meetings and rarely holds press conferences. His reason for the withdrawl from the public eye was made clear in a leaked email to the senior White House staff, "I can't worry about those rl [real life] problems. Too many noob scammers around begging for 'phr33 st00f plox!'""

Unbirthday · **Posted:** July 1st, 2008, 9:43 pm

Lord Zamorak wrote:

Quote:

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Yeah, that'd mean it's fake. Also, it's pretty obvious a few lines through. That was pretty entertaining, though.

I was excited until I read the above quote. =/
The chat log is wrong in the article.

power crazy · **Posted:** July 2nd, 2008, 8:47 am

Well that is interesting but unbelievable lol

Power Crazy

Ranging God · **Posted:** July 2nd, 2008, 10:51 am

HahAAAA
That is funny.

Too bad it is not true, but it would be great if it was

Adbot · **Posted:** July 2nd, 2008, 10:51 am

Big Karliny · **Posted:** July 2nd, 2008, 11:18 am

rofl that was funny

if that was true that would be hiliarious

Marco · **Posted:** July 2nd, 2008, 2:32 pm

Very, entertaining, and funny, and most of all, Fake

momsrascal93 · **Posted:** July 3rd, 2008, 8:09 am

If only it were true... lol

Viola Hero · **Posted:** July 3rd, 2008, 10:32 am

Hahaha good read. That would be hilarious if it was real I would laugh so hard :lol:

AndyMaster24 · **Posted:** July 3rd, 2008, 11:27 am

If it were true, he'd get mad at the game and nuke Jagex. Cause that's what out president does!

Kenny · **Posted:** July 3rd, 2008, 1:17 pm

I can imagine him talking about Iraq like that. " Greetings n00bs I am not pulling out of Iraq because atm we r pwning there asses and I r hitting 40s on Osama".

Unbirthday · **Posted:** July 3rd, 2008, 1:30 pm

AndyMaster24 wrote:

If it were true, he'd get mad at the game and nuke Jagex. Cause that's what out president does!

More like I wish that's what our president does. If he was like that, we wouldn't have the Iraq problem. It'd just be "Iraq Lake".

merlin6and17 · **Posted:** July 5th, 2008, 1:47 pm

Woot! Hilarious!

"referring to world leaders as "noobs" or yelling "owned" or "woot" at various points in the meeting. "

LOL

Marking22 · **Posted:** July 5th, 2008, 1:56 pm

lol i think it is real