Your noob moments

Post some stupid noob moments you had.

I laughed at a level 2 man becasue I kept on killing him.
I thought it was a litch when i got 2 minds per ess...
I forgot to wear my DF shield against Elvarg...And took a 50, and lost rune helm, long, and strength ammy.
Someone told me about Jagex staff having crowns, so I thought that people with Party hats were staff...

Ok...So I spent about a month killing giants for the big bones, and sold them 300gp each. Once I got 32k, I went to buy a rune skimmy. Someone was selling a rune sword, and I thought he meant long, which my friend said was about the same as rune skimmy. So, I put in 32k...And bought it...And thought I was the king! Later, I was walking around and saw someone I sold feathers to. I saw he had a dragonfire shield. I asked if I could buy it for 3k and an addament long sword (my old weapon). He said ok, and I said I'd be right back. I ran to Draynor bank, and took out my "addament long". So, we did the trade, and I was happy...For the moment. About 30 minutes later, i was in the bank, and saw...An Addament longsword...And no rune sword...I took him off my friends list, also, so I couldn't contact him. Luckily, about 2 weeks later, he messaged me. I asked for my rune sword back, and he said he sold it, but would give me 15k. I just didn't argue, incase he decided against it. So, we traded, and I was happy...For the moment. I went to go kill demons in wizard tower. I decided to put on my armor (full mith) and attack the wizard in there. So, I killed him, and had like 6hp left. I buried the bone, and yay! A zombie! Some noob locked me in, and I died, losing mith kite, mith helm, and my 15k... A few weeks later, I was level 49. I had full mith and an adament long. I was walking to hill giants to save up for a rune skimmy, when I saw a level 39, and I asked if he would fight. He said sure. He "said" he had 8 mage, liked the earth spell, and thought he had a max of 5. I did not know about skulls, or pure mages ta the time. We went to level 19 to fight. I got skulled, and saw he was using Earth blasts. I die, and message him calling him a lier. He said "Oops, meant 58 mage, 15 max, and I do like earth blast." So...Somehow...I finally got a rune skimmy...And stopped dieing...Until I did dragonslayer without a shield...


I will post more later.

I spent a good 2 years thinking hans was a real person...


...no im not joking.

When i first started playing, my friend told me he was a level 99, i looked at my total level, and was something like 60 in that, so i thought he meant he was 99 total, and i thought beating him would be easy.. ofcourse he was talking about 99 combat.

oh and i also thought red masks were dragon full helms til i was about 40-50 combat

for that demon slayer quest, i didn't know where the drain was to get the second key so i followed this guy out into the wildy and he killed me and i lost full steel.

i didn't know how to use the arrow keys to move the screen when i first started playing....for at least a week lol.

oh yea, can't forget the time when i didn't know what level combat i was (cause i didn't know how to see it) and i was only level 3, and i attacked a level 5 goblin and i died, lost full bronze that a friend made for me

been there

i was trading and i thought that i had to keep clicking inorder too pay the cash. like click click click click click 1gp at a time until the right amount. then my freidn tells me that i could just hold it down

being in rsc and never going to the wild i never really died so i forgot about the 3 item rule. so i was trying to go back to lumby but nobody wouldduel me i was out of earth and i was inardy. i took off my armor and attacked a paladin. when i died... then i remember the 3 item rule

I used to think when people said that they were selling over like 28 items at a time, they were just scamming because I had no idea about noting items :$.

Soon found out accidently by picking up some paper jugs :O

When i was lvl 3 i followed a guy to a "gold mine" in the wild and was later pked and lost full iron. Iron was alot back then, 3 days out of tuturial island.

i dont know i guess i always tried stupid stuff like selling deed's to a "house" for 500 gp each