worst random event

Prison pete is easily the worst.

Sandwich Lady - You don't even get anything useful! The food heals only, like, 5 HP and if you get the wrong food you get teleported too far away!

Prison Pete - Bad rewards, and it is long and confusing!

Mysterious Old Man - He shows up way too often and he has bad rewards.

Ent - So annoying, especially when you're on another site and you don't know it's there!

Rick Turpentine - He comes too often and his rewards are terrible.

Drunken Dwarf - The items he gives are totally useless, and he gets too annoying!

Niles, Miles, and Giles - The rewards you get for getting the question right are absurd.

Frog Prince/Princess - If you already have the frog costume, then it has no use whatsoever.

Captain Hand - The rewards are terrible, like most of the time it is 20gp!

Molly and the Evil Twin - It normally takes me a VERY LONG TIME to finish it because the suspects keep moving too much!

Gravedigger Guy - After you get all the rewards it's just 500gp . Also when your burying bones there is like a 30% chance he will come, which is too much!


Oh, and where are the genie and the school random? I know that quite a lot of people would not like them.

In my opinion, the drunken dwarf random is utterly useless. I think it would be way too easy for an autoer to bypass it; all you have to do is click on the dwarf once. The rewards also aren't good- who drinks beer on RS anyway? And the kebab that you get could be acquired elsewhere.

My god! I can't believe that Molly (evil twin sister) didn't win hands down. I hate that one.

Also, I was disappointed to see, in the monthly news, that there was no mention of removing random events. They are focusing on the graphics update instead. Too bad. With their GE, wildy, and drop changes, random events are no longer necessary. They just annoy. They've had me on the verge of quitting many times.

sometimes the kebab isnt a regular kebab sometimes it can be poisoned or heal like 15 hp, i only ever got the 15 hp one though. it shows up as a regular kebab but when u eat it it says in your chat box thing: u eat the kebab, it is better than a regular kebab

or something like that

i hate the mime sometimes miss out what they do

Oh I hate so many randoms. But I had to vote for the frogs. I get them the most often. At one point I had around 14 tolkens. If they made the tolkens tradeable, at least you could sell em to newbs.

I know.. I hate her.

Here is a short story that is real:

One day, in Port Sarim, May 2006 or so, I got the sandwich lady for the first time. She said "Have a baguette for free!". I didn't know which one it was. I thought that one that was actually a baguette was a bread roll. So I clicked on the bread roll, which I thought was a baguette. Then, she teleported me ALL the way to Ice Mountain! I was so angry that I had to walk ALL the way to Port Sarim! I never heard of a "baguette", sandwich lady!

Prison Pete is the most annoying random ever!
having to pop the balloons is annoying and takes longer than any other random.