Most Useful and Useless updates ever?

Hmm, over the past 5 or 6 years, runescape has had the privilege to receive some amazing updates, and perhaps a little more often than that, there has been a couple of seemingly pointless updates to come also.

Since we're most likely to remember the great updates, I want to know what are your 5 favourite updates of all time, and the 3 which you really think were thought up after the Jagex team went to the local pub and smoked quite a lot of that green stuff.

Also, say why, just so the topic doesn't just become a list.

Mine:

Favourite:
1) Slayer - What better way to train combat than this? If you find yourself bored of farming dagganoth for the last few levels towards that combat 100 milestone, this should be what you should be doing. (ironically, you're likely to get dagganoth if you do though.)
2) Barrows - "Free Stuff Plx?" Poor? Not any more! XD
3) TzHaar Fight Caves (?) - Killing the 702 is quite the thrill, especially if you've been trying for weeks.
4) Pest Control - Was hard to get a high combat stat last time round, this time I think it'll be a month or two before I get 85,85,85 again.
5) Jackals! - My favourite animal, alas, they don't drop jackal heads so I can wear them, but still quite cool.

Most likely to be inspired by weed:
1) Infinity Robes - More like "Hippie Robes".
2) Pigs - If I can't kill them, they're useless. I want bacon.
3) Spider Graphics Update - They don't even look different..

I Like :

1. Barrows < -- Easy and cool way to make money.

2. Pest Control < -- Great way to get lot of xp and the mini game is cool.

3. Contruction < -- One of my favourite skill, And I really like to go at high level player to go in their dungeon.

4. Skill Cape < -- They looks nice, even I cant wear any

5. Dragons Graphics Update < -- Yeah, the dragons looks way nicer now.


I HATE THESE 3 UPDATE :

1. Renamed Dds for Ddp(++) , Its confusing.

2. Farming !! I hate this skill, its take about 1 hour to the potatoes to grow and thats boring !

3. Pure ess < -- Yeah right jagex idiots make ess at 80 gp ea now there no way to make money with runecrafting chaos runes ( You make only about 40k if you are lucky ) and that make less money than before.

So remove these 3 update please...Lol

Like:

Construction - Very nice feeling when you have a big house.
Mage training arena - Cheap and fast mage exp.
Slayer - Good skill to set goals for, i personally never get bored of slayer.
Pest controll - This just simply OWNS.
Desert treasure: A good hard quest, they just need to stop people from being able to hide and mage. (After ive done it )
Monkey madness - Another good challenging quest with worth-while rewards.
Graphics updates - Look much more realistic and smooth.

Dislike:

Hunter - Cannt make money from it, boring, easy to train and barely any other uses.
Skill caped - A minority of people just use them to show off and people with 99's get hounded by noobs.
The emotes interface - How the hell are we supposed to know these?
Lunar magics - Good spells but nobody ever uses them because its just too inconveniant.

Probably think of more but ill stick with those for now

Useful:
Pest control,
barrows(Before drop rate was nerfed),
security dungeon(Ankous = free bloods and deaths ftw)

Useless:
Graphic updates(If I wanted a game with good graphics, I wouldv'e been on WoW a loong long time ago.)
The typical quest update every so often. (How many newbie quests does a man need to be satisfied?)
Pure essence (Whosoever bought 100k normal essence before they were converted just earned 7m profit within a second)
Recent rule 7 update (So Jagex wants to save a couple of greedy noobs who fell for scams by their greed, therefore everyone is suffering from that. Thanks a lot Jagex, you saved some level 70's a bunch of pixels, and putting tons of 100+'s on a risk of getting permban.)

Likes:
Abyss
Able to use glory while equipted
Desert Treasure
New clue stuff
Dragon Plate legs
Dragon Chain body

Dislikes:
Pest Control (way to fast of training...)
Pure Essence (and this solved... what?)
Barrows (It replaced dragon!)

best:
1. Castle wars- i have no idea how much of my life was wasted there, but i enjoyed every moment of it
2. special attacks on dragon weapons, it really made dragon items stand out and added a bit more strategy with how you think of the gear you're carrying
3. the prayer updates (retribution and smite in particular)
4. morytania, yes you know- that whole halloween themed section of the map. i always found it very appealing and thought jagex did a good job of it, especially the music.

worst:
1. no more overflowing inventories after classic
2. farming, this skill takes the cake as absolute worst, it's tedium defined
3. most of the simple quests, you can tell how quickly they were thrown together and i for one dont appreciate them

Likes:
1. Farming
Why? Favourite skill, can get lots accomplished, easy to train
2. Mournings End Pt II
Why? Challenging quest, good story line, death runes, and it's not done yet!
3. Desert Treasure
Why? First new spell book, another challenging quest, more Zaros coverage.
4. Pest control
Why? Fast training of combat stats. Not so good for prayer but good for the others.
5. Rule 7 update (before today)
Why? Making the players safer.

Useless:
1. Updates aimed at lower levels (ie. Lumbridge roof bank, skill tutors, lower leveled updates)
Why? Makes older and higher level people feel unwanted.
2. Hunter
Why? No real point to the skill -yet-
3. Pyramid plunder
Why? Out of reach and can't do much with it without high thieving.
4. Agility pyramid
Why? XP is better at wilderness course/monkey/brimhaven
5. Games room
Why? This room is a flop. It was popular first day and kinda died after that...

So yell at me if you will for my love of farming and the Rule 7 update, but it's exactly how I feel.