funny noob stories

momsrascal93 · **Posted:** September 3rd, 2006, 10:12 am

I got one of a noob! i got two actualy.

Noob: *comes up to me and starts singing pokemon theme song*
Me: Um...Do I know you?
Noob: *continues to sing that pokemon theme song that is so stupid*
Me:Are you doing this to annoying players into giving you free stuff?
Noob: *yes emote*
Me:well it's not gonna work.
Noob:continues singing pokemon theme song.*
Me: *gets so annoyed and drags noob to lvl 1 wild out side varrock. and a noob his lvl attacks him and owns him.* Pokemon deserve to die!

lol.

story 2!

Begging noob: can I have ur shirt? (she's talking about my rune plate)
Me: it's not a shirt! It's a rune plate and u can't have it!
Begging noob: plz
Me: no! you can't even use it and ur stupid to think people give rune for free.

Begging noob: plz
Me: for the last time, no!
noob: ur stupid!
me: u cant even use it!
noob:how do u no?
me: *teleports to lumby.* (it happened in varrock and I'm a bad mage. i dont no fally teleport.)

Adbot · **Posted:** September 3rd, 2006, 10:12 am

Jamie · **Posted:** September 3rd, 2006, 5:28 pm

nice stories lol, here's mine....not exact quotes but it went like this:

me: *just died from a pk and doesn't have any armor on*
noob: hey! you're a noob i'm stronger than you LOL
me: ...no you're not you're level 5
noob: no, i'm level 89!! hahahahahaha
me: no, it says clearly that you're level three
noob: but on my stats page it says total level: 89, so HAH
me: your combat level is on the attack page
noob: ...oh

Mckennant · **Posted:** September 3rd, 2006, 9:22 pm

ok this happend yesturday

i was traing my noob when i saw this

noob#1"here ill drop the food for ya"
noob#2"ok thats alot man"
noob#1"its coming any sec now"
me..i am saying hmm i need food so i run over there and take all the droped food
noob#2"he stoled me food!"
noob#:give it back"
now we go on how they say i am a noob ans i show them my main...u know how it is ...so a few min later noob#2 is bugging me so i say...hey will u get me some whine" and well u know..i got a the noob killed...that shut her up :lol:

A_Runescape_N00B · **Posted:** September 3rd, 2006, 11:29 pm

I Got 3 Short, But Funny Stories.....

1

Me:Lol You're A Noob
Noob: How Can I be A Noob, I Got A Mith Mace.

2

Me: DROPPING RUNE!!!!!!
Noob: Whats Rune?

3

Noob *At A Bank With Nobody There Except Me
Noob: Selling Cooked Chicken 10k Ea!!!!

pyroguy5555 · **Posted:** September 4th, 2006, 7:13 am

the blue men wrote:

pyroguy5555 wrote:

(as we r walking i drop goblin armor)
Noob: you droped your armor that i payed 500gp for

if you were walking, how did he know you dropped the goblin armor?

It was about a year and a half ago i might of got somethings wrong about some parts of my story i remember him saying how he payed 500gpfor it a little after i droped it

death2all60 · **Posted:** September 5th, 2006, 3:37 pm

bluebrisingr wrote:

nice stories lol, here's mine....not exact quotes but it went like this:

me: *just died from a pk and doesn't have any armor on*
noob: hey! you're a noob i'm stronger than you LOL
me: ...no you're not you're level 5
noob: no, i'm level 89!! hahahahahaha
me: no, it says clearly that you're level three
noob: but on my stats page it says total level: 89, so HAH
me: your combat level is on the attack page
noob: ...oh

First he's lvl 5 then lvl 3? wow...what a weird place...

Anyways...mine: we're in varrock west bank.

Noob: can I have free stuff.
Me: no.
Nooo: Can I have free stuff. (tenfold and pm's me. )
me: *teles to varrock centre to continue smithing*.
noob 1:can I have free stuff?
noob 2: can I have free stuff?
I just take them to the highway men and watch the show...no popcorn tho...

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story 2. some noob says selling addy h3 for 5K
trades. declines
raised to 10K
trades declined.
10K and addy kite. agreed.
Then he mssges me later and says that it's his friend...
oh, and some lvl 6 starts following me after I tele to town's center. says samething.

srrry. this was done while I had a lot of work....

Adbot · **Posted:** September 5th, 2006, 3:37 pm

Fanaticism · **Posted:** September 5th, 2006, 5:33 pm

OK here ya go

Noob-Selling g shield 3 mil
Me- umm g shield is worth like 90k at most there buddy
Noob-go away newb you dont know anything i mean look at your robes newb( i was wearing full black mystic he was wearing zammy robes)
Me-Lol?
*newb walks to other side of bank trys selling a little more then comes back to me)
Noob-Haha newb look at your horrible robes
Me-Haha newb look at your worthless shield
Noob-at least i have a fire staff you have a stupid staff ( im using the zamorak staff)
Noob-your poor look what i got ( he showed me 192k big mistake...)
Me-Okie Dokie! let me show you what i got...
Noob-What you got like 125 gp?
(since he said that i showed him 125 gp)
Noob-Haha poor newb
Me-opps sorry Mr. Godly rich dude let me get the rest of mine...( I pretend like i bank but i already have it on me)
Me-ok look
Noob-At what? your stupid stuff?
(i pulled out 7.3mil)

Then the noob runs out of the bank lol i thought this was funny cuz he thought he was less newby then me... BTW im very newby!!!

pyroguy5555 · **Posted:** September 9th, 2006, 7:38 am

cool my thread has 21 posts

Heres another story
(i was in verrock buying planks for house)
Me:buying planks
Noob:hey can u take me to verrock
Me:ur in verrock
Noob:so can u take me there
Me: ur in verrock!!
Noob: no im not noob i payed this guy 5K to take me to lumbrige and he took me here
Me: he took u 2 the wrong place
(noob logs out)

Second story
(I was in castle wars waiting for it to start lvl 10 noob walks up to me)
Noob: Ha i got my agility up to 10 now i can out run all the high lvls and caputre their flag
Me: that wont help even if agilty made you go faster they probly have 40-50 agilty and will kill you anyway with 1 hit
Noob:No they wont watch
( i switch ot other team find him and kill him in 1 hit)

N3wbeginning · **Posted:** September 10th, 2006, 7:38 am

I love the ones where people ask where X town is and their in it ^^