Thank you so much Trekkie for mentioning my special event on the show. And, with respect to the question from Morumska about getting married, Shane your quote from Rick Santorum is spot on. Education, Career, Marriage, Children... in that order. The higher your education the more likely it will be that you will land a good paying job, which will allow you to buy a house and support a family. That is what will make you incredibly attractive to your future spouse. Men need to fulfill their roles as providers first, then worry about getting married and raising a family. Don't rush... train your marriage eligibility skills up to 99 first. When you are ready, we can talk. Not, that I have anyone in particular that I would recommend. I'm not really in the match making service. Advice only. Like, "good people attract good people".
And Trekkie... bringing along The Bible as an item in a post apocalyptic world was something I did not expect from you, but was so incredibly impressed by at the same time. You are a very wise man.

However, on your strategy to corner the toilet paper market... if people can't eat, there will not be a demand for toilet paper.
As far as a Haiku... I was never really cut out to be a poet. Hated English class to be honest. Sorry, can't help you there.
Great show as always.