Make your OWN RS DISEASE!

S.H.C
spontainious human combustion.
...well we'll make it a random event for when people drink to much beer.
they BURN!!!

L.S.S (like saying syndrome)

---> comes when
- u constantly say "like"
- when u start feeling like 1 of the girls from those teen flicks like "mean girls"
- when u see som1 sayin "like" many times - as it is contagious

---> symptomns
- when u say like alot (on or off rs)
- wen u hav the urge 2 go 2 the makeover mage and become, then go 2 varok and get the most smallest outfit u can get!

---> conciquences
- loss of friends cus u just got annoyin
- annoying urself
- annoyin ur enemies and makin them wanna pk u more
- pkers want 2 KILL u so bad in the wildy



and another 1...



N.T.N.S (nice to noobs syndrome)

---> comes when
- u see som1 bullyin a noob
- when u hav lots of unwanted stuff ,e.g: full iron, full steel
- when u b mean 2 noobs urself

---> symptomns
- having the urge 2 go 2 wrld 1 and givin full iron 2 ppl who just came from tutorial island
- protecting noobs in the wildy
- just putting up with there insane nagging!!!

---> consiquences

- feeling GOOD inside
- having the noobs uve helped keep asking 4 more stuff (nagging)
- loss of unwanted arma, runes, bows, etc.
- looking like a noob luva

Noob Destruction
All noobs will die a most painful death, It feels like burning needles being poked into you
Result: A way better Runescape yay!

I.T.S.W.C. (inablility to stop wcing)

comes when a person that loves money descovers mage logs and cant leave.

symptoms: becoming very rich in a 2 day period, having to buy 10 rune axes a day, waisting your life away trying to find a buyer, a awsome will to be better than hello5000

cures: becoming good at merchanting, getting a free mill per day*

effects: bordom, no sleep for several days, getting p00ned by spirits while u look at other websites


* there are no other cures to date

enjoy wcing f00's!!!! lol

ISS: immature sicko syndrome
occurs when a normal person comes to a crowded place: (eg; catherby, seers)

symptoms: loss of your maturity, makes sick emotes and makes yo mama jokes constantly

effects: becomes friends to sicko-9 year old noobs

cures: get some maturity f00!