dumbestion noob conversations

Jeff · **Posted:** July 4th, 2005, 1:22 am

Tombwarrior9 wrote:

Try to add some words to it, also, did you know that linking your simlies to RSC is using their bandwidth?

Adbot · **Posted:** July 4th, 2005, 1:22 am

glynnder · **Posted:** July 4th, 2005, 3:01 am

Lol, they're so funny!
I can imagine all of those situations!

Gontcha · **Posted:** July 4th, 2005, 3:38 am

lol, the last one is cool, but i think it's made up, everyone, put on your best armour/stuff/rares on and go to a crowded place (draynor willows) then post something what the noobs said (they will)

T3hfox · **Posted:** July 4th, 2005, 9:01 am

Thei lvl 35 guy comes up to me asks me to trade with him. He puts down a ring of dueling with one use left. He says"This is really useful, you can teleport with it!"
I say"OMG Sweet! I offer him full rune, a power ammy, a rune scimmy, a dragon dagger (p) all my cash, and hit accept (I was gonna decline afterwards). Then he says, no thx, I can't weild that stuff.

Forgotmytea · **Posted:** July 4th, 2005, 10:14 am

T3hfox wrote:

Thei lvl 35 guy comes up to me asks me to trade with him. He puts down a ring of dueling with one use left. He says"This is really useful, you can teleport with it!"
I say"OMG Sweet! I offer him full rune, a power ammy, a rune scimmy, a dragon dagger (p) all my cash, and hit accept (I was gonna decline afterwards). Then he says, no thx, I can't weild that stuff.

lol! I can't really think of any funny encounters with noobs I've had, but there was one:

*me mining*
Noob: Hey what are you wearing?
Me: Haloween mask
Noob: I'll buy it
Me: NFS sorry
Noob: 5 gp!
Me:...
Noob: 6gp?
*I log off*

There was one time I was pretty mean to this noob, but that was after about 10 others had asked the same question:

Noob: hey nice drag helm (talking about my mask)
Me: Yeah - it adds +300 to everything
Noob: Wow I'll buy it for 20k!
Me: Sorry members only

Mean, I know, but I do hate people endlessly assuming it's a dragon helm.... :twisted:

-Forgotmytea

trekkie · **Posted:** July 4th, 2005, 10:28 pm

it's not mean. look at my feather conversations

Adbot · **Posted:** July 4th, 2005, 10:28 pm

Nick · **Posted:** July 5th, 2005, 12:46 am

I read about half of them, and then got bored. However, the ones that I read were classic

trekkie · **Posted:** July 5th, 2005, 10:54 am

gontcha wrote:

lol, the last one is cool, but i think it's made up,

yeah i know i kinda doubt zezmia would make another account seeing how he is.

here's one that happened when i was trading with king from the forum. i was selling full addy so i had to go to f2p world and this happen.
noob: hey can i get a free weapon or are you saving.
me: saving.
noob: k (follows me for a little while)
me: stop following me
noob: f u get a life
noob: you 106 stupid nerd
me: jealous noob
noob: pms me about some stupid thing blocked

Robbie · **Posted:** July 5th, 2005, 11:52 am

T3hfox wrote:

Thei lvl 35 guy comes up to me asks me to trade with him. He puts down a ring of dueling with one use left. He says"This is really useful, you can teleport with it!"
I say"OMG Sweet! I offer him full rune, a power ammy, a rune scimmy, a dragon dagger (p) all my cash, and hit accept (I was gonna decline afterwards). Then he says, no thx, I can't weild that stuff.

omg!!! lmao i laughed so hard i forgot to stop the blue dragon from killing me...i died:(

trekkie · **Posted:** July 5th, 2005, 4:30 pm

^ signs that my plan is working muhahahahaha

Robbie · **Posted:** July 5th, 2005, 8:15 pm

pfft you owe me black dragonhide and 1k mith arrows:)

Evanpop · **Posted:** July 5th, 2005, 10:44 pm

Here is some that have happend to me:

Noob1:Omg..... a macro user!! See how he is lvl 3 and is mining addy!11
Noob2:Yea i know hagex should ban people like that!!1
Me:Huh?? Guys I am no cheater.
Noob1:Wdf, how can it talk it is just a macro im going to report him
Me:Okay have fun doing that and i'll just report you for miss use of abuse.
Noob2:Well i am going to report you as well so you get banned!!1
Me:You guys have fun
*Me: Switch Servers*

This is my most common noob problem, happens a couple of differnt ways but this is the most common:

Noob:How do you wear that dragon helm your only lvl 3
Me:It isn't a d helm it is a red h'ween mask.
Noob:Yeah i bet im going to report you for using hacks!!
Me:omg....
*Me: Switch Servers*

Okay this is the second day or so that Rogue gear came out and I was woodcutting in F2P in Draynor and this is what some lvl 103 asked me:

(LvL 103) Noob:How can you wear barrows??
Me: Well i can't.....
(LvL 103) Noob: Yes you can't i know your wearing it right now.
Me: Dude i am lvl 3 how could i wear barrows, what i have on is rogue armour.
(103) Noob: I bet........

*later on*

Me: Darn i lost my axe head, did you get it?
(LvL 103) Noob: Yeah and your not getting it back!!! Hahaha!!!1
Me: Ummmm okay you injoy your victory over a lvl 3.

*Me:Go to banks and gets another rune axe out of the 20 he has*

*Me: Switchs Servers*

I have more but I am way to bored with writing these. I have had tons of people offer weird stuff for my mask set and santa hat. Had one guy offer burnt meat for a green mask.

Lance · **Posted:** July 9th, 2005, 6:11 pm

Here's a new one!

Noob: Can I have full rune for free please
Me:Can I have 210K for free please
Noob:No
Me:That's what you just asked me
Noob:But I want full Rune *Runs off*

artemis260 · **Posted:** July 10th, 2005, 5:06 am

Heres another that seems to happen a lot:

(I go onto free world to help a free player friend out, I was wearing elemental shield at the time)

Noob:Can i buy your shield?
Me:No
Noob:Why not?
Me:Members only
Noob:Well why do you have it then?
Me:Im a member
Noob:No your not, you don't have a crown next to your name
**Ignore**

Jessica · **Posted:** July 12th, 2005, 9:59 am

I just teleported to lums nd this happened (I had my rune 2h that time)

Noob: Can I buy you're blue sword
Me: My rune 2h?
Noob: Whatever its called
Me: You can't use it!
Noob: Oh yea why not?!
Me: You don't have lvl 40 attack
Noob: Ahhhhhhhhh

*Noob runs away*