What is the stupidest thing a newcomer has ever said to you.

fuzzball · **Posted:** May 28th, 2005, 4:53 pm

not to me:

1:ha i just reported a girl for stealing my stuff when i died.
2:oh im zezimas other acount.
3:i know varrok like the back of my hand.

actually,as far as i can remember no ones ever said anytin dumb to me...does that mean im the one saying dumb stuff???oh no...

Adbot · **Posted:** May 28th, 2005, 4:53 pm

zobbey89 · **Posted:** May 28th, 2005, 5:08 pm

walkin to the bank in varrock to buy some yews this lvl 15 rangers comes up to me and says nice hat (hats means robin) hes like ill buy it off u 4 500gp

fuzzball · **Posted:** May 28th, 2005, 5:19 pm

rofl!!

Kevin · **Posted:** May 28th, 2005, 9:15 pm

The funniest message somone ever told me was : "Shiver me timbers!" Lol.

wydog286 · **Posted:** May 28th, 2005, 11:51 pm

it mostly happens when im wearing full mime...

"you like wierd"

or

"how do you get facepaint"

shadow_kil21 · **Posted:** May 29th, 2005, 4:27 am

when i was still a member but on a free world near falador with a drag b-axe, a guy lvl 6 comes to me and says, "SWEET PICK!!!!!!!"

i just said lol and went to a members world...

Adbot · **Posted:** May 29th, 2005, 4:27 am

dragoon478 · **Posted:** May 29th, 2005, 5:32 am

shadow_kil21 wrote:

when i was still a member but on a free world near falador with a drag b-axe, a guy lvl 6 comes to me and says, "SWEET PICK!!!!!!!"

i just said lol and went to a members world...

lol fofl fofl lol lol!

a noobish lvl 70 (this happend in rs calssic b4 rs 2) walked up to me and said

"Ha i just reported you"

it was on karagama heading to one of the docks

peeex · **Posted:** May 29th, 2005, 12:12 pm

This noob was in the middle of Varrock and asked: "Can someone take me to Varrock?"

Dragonboi511 · **Posted:** May 29th, 2005, 3:27 pm

noob: I have a lvl 200 main! I can own u!

Dan · **Posted:** May 29th, 2005, 4:51 pm

(In Wildy): "I have a level 150 friend dont kill me or he'll kill you"

(Noob saw a girl wearning full Verac): "Nice bra. How do I get one?"

kaltblutig · **Posted:** May 29th, 2005, 5:12 pm

Heres what a noob siad to me, I was with a friend south of Port Sarim and I was wearing my santa. The noob walks up and asks, "Can I wear your Santa Hat?", I said, "If you can give me items up to its value.", he all of a sudden takes off his armor. This is what his inventory consisted of: Full steel, some bronze ore, and 500gp. To mess with this guy, I gave my santa to my friend and he put it on and then gave it back. Then he asks again if he could wear it. "You let that guy wear it, why cant I wear it.", I say, "No again. He goes off swearin like crazy and sayin noob to me cause I would not let him wear my santa. But it got even better, for around 30 minutes I followed him around, saying every so often. Quack.

This was the noobiest thing ever said to me other than some common ones like: How do I get over the wall into Taverly.; Im reportin you cause you killed me.; Why cant I mine rune and so on.

Lance · **Posted:** May 29th, 2005, 6:38 pm

I saw some bad ones like the comon how do I's but this one guy asked for help because some players who looked like monks were kicking him out of a house. That was an good one.

Dragonboi511 · **Posted:** May 29th, 2005, 6:38 pm

New One! My friend just told me that a noob said ...."I have a dragon pickax in my bank"

G Unit · **Posted:** May 30th, 2005, 10:00 am

"If you don't stop calling me a noob I'll hack you tommorow"

:lol:

game fanatic · **Posted:** May 31st, 2005, 5:37 pm

noob says "i'm a mod you (censored). i just reported you for reporting me (i told him i reported for impersonating jagex staff). my main is Zezima. (the guy who said that used to be my friend and said Zezima was lvl 97 combat LOL)