I've always wanted to make one of these threads. I'm not sure how to format this, but I'll try my best.

For starters, here's a "collage" of what I've achieved the past month or two.
My overall goal is to be maxed melee combat. I'm not sure when I'll get this, but I'm already a quarter of the way there.

My strategy
I'm pretty sure I should have gotten strength as my first 99 instead of attack, but I love love love the whip. Either way, I'm making progress.
My method of training will mainly be through slayer, with some monkey guard or bandit afking if I want to watch some movies or something.
However, though, I'm on the fence whether I should get 99 Strength or Defense first.
Pros of having 99 strength first: Hit harder, and combined with 99 attack, I'll be awesome
Cons of having 99 strength first: The strength cape sucks, I have to use the 2h Sara sword, I'll get hit a lot with lower defense.
Pros of having 99 defense first: The cape is rarer; more respected, I don't have to spend ~50M on Bandos for good protection, less food for tasks, I can use my Whip & Defender
Cons of having 99 defense I won't hit as hard, I'll suck in PvP
Can someone help me a bit with this?
My GearThis will be my main combat gear, and I'll be switching to the Saradomin Sword once I achieve 85 defense.

Eventually I'll find enough time to finish up RFD, but as for now...dragon gloves work.

Quest Goals
I'm a quest noob, I'll admit it. At the time of writing this thread, I currently have159 quest points. Sadface. I have no intention of achieving a Quest Cape, I just want the good stuff, like a Soul Wars Cape, Lunar Spells, Barrows Gloves, and all the extra goodies. ^^
Skill Goals
I want 65 herblore, but I know that will never happen any time soon with my low budget. As for other skills, I could really care less about my level unless a quest requires a higher level in that skill.
Slayer GoalsSlayer is easily my favorite skill. Currently I have level 83 slayer, and I'm pretty **** proud of it.
Slayer Drops:
Dragon boots x 4
Granite Mauls x 6
Rune boots x 10
Leafbladed swords x 4 (back when they were 400k each L0L)
Blue Dragon tasks x 13 (a guaranteed 1.5M or something)
That's off the top of my head. Two more levels and I expect to be richer than ever.

Maybe.
Donations
I dont really need many donations, but most G&A threads have these, lol.
All I ask for is some company. Being banned from the clan chat and all, I don't have many people to talk to.
Achievements in the IRL MMORPG
I bought tickets to see Roger Waters' The Wall Tour in November. I'm excited as hell to see him.
Various awesome things with my girlfriend have occurred... long story short, I'm not considered a nerd anymore. HIGH FIVES ALL AROUND.
My Mommy came back from the Middle East last Saturday. I missed her. :3
HEY, HELP ME. PLEASE.
I'm going to get 99 really quickly, and I need to fletch about 500k adamant bolts. SO, if I could have a few helpful donors, and you're willing to spend around 2.5M (you'll get it back), that'd be appreciated greatly.
If you're interested:
Please buy 10,000 feathers and/or adamant bolts (unf) and I'll trade you your world in the GE.