If you could....

Mystic Lander · **Posted:** August 31st, 2005, 10:07 am

i would be the saradomin god and strike at all the zamorakians and make peace with guthix... to destroy zamorak!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Adbot · **Posted:** August 31st, 2005, 10:07 am

King 0wnage · **Posted:** August 31st, 2005, 10:26 am

But... If saradomin was good then he wouldnt do something Evil like kill someone.

King.

Dave · **Posted:** August 31st, 2005, 11:23 am

I think he would if he was getting rid of Zammorak.

Morris Starr · **Posted:** August 31st, 2005, 12:07 pm

If i could keep my abilities, probably a normal man, or a rat or something.

"Hey, that Goblin's got 2 hammers!"
"Wow! I'll hit him! Ow!"
"Jerry! NOOOO!"

King 0wnage · **Posted:** September 1st, 2005, 3:13 am

^^ Lol, that would be funny.^^

Giac_Jr · **Posted:** September 1st, 2005, 3:20 am

I'd be Bob...god bless him

Adbot · **Posted:** September 1st, 2005, 3:20 am

Alex 43 · **Posted:** September 1st, 2005, 10:17 am

There are so many things. But if I was to choose, the mysterious old man. 10 reasons why (Top THAT, someone!)

1: People MUST accept my tele-others.

2: I would have way more teleother options then simply Lumbridge, Falador, and Camelot.

3: I could force people to take my junk.

4: I can teleport 'anywhere', without much use of runes (Actually, I don't think he uses runes whatsoever). I'm thinking maybe the downstairs of Varrock West Bank.

5: I'm immortal. I can teleport to the King Black or the Kalphite queen and they can't kill me. (Maybe I'll teleport one to that maze or World 2's Falador!)

6: Nifty clothes. I like the color.

7: I know the mime. I'd teleport everyone to it. Everyone would like me for it.

8: I can go to Zezima at any time and he will HAVE to talk to me (Heh heh heh)

9: I could annoy people easily but within reason. For example, someone scams another guy, and I notice, so I'm going to teleport everyone but the scammer to the mime for some free emote and clothes. Make him know that crime doesn't pay.
Now, the real reason is I would have a choice of person. I would avoid rude self-centered people and assist those in need and are pure of heart (SARADOMIN FOREVER!). I've seen so many mean people get good things from mysterious old men when I'm the more deserving, and I just get so annoyed by it.

10: I'd be even more well-known then anyone or anything. I'm sure there are thousands of people, most F2P who have never seen the King Black, but just can't get away from me.

King 0wnage · **Posted:** September 2nd, 2005, 8:02 am

It would be fun to be a random event, just for the plain point of annoying people. Just imagine, some person pking, about to get full barrows or something, then to teleport him to a maze or something. Its happened to me before, so it would be possible.

King.

Dave · **Posted:** September 2nd, 2005, 9:52 am

You were about to pk full barrows then you got teleported by a random event? Thats what you call really bad luck.

p0tter · **Posted:** September 2nd, 2005, 1:03 pm

i wouldnt mind being party pete so i have red phat and i coukld pick up all items being dropped in my party house:) id call the skill um....partying? lol and you would need lvl 75 partying to join my party!!! w00.t!

eiil skeillz · **Posted:** September 2nd, 2005, 2:43 pm

id b a zammy or sara or guthix mage inthe mage arena thn id go lummy maul every noob whos starts lol or ne1 whose jsu died so ther in never endin death circle muhahhahahahahaha :twisted:

Restless Soul · **Posted:** September 2nd, 2005, 3:15 pm

Chuffa wrote:

A KQ and pwn everyone and get rich

I can imagine that.
Guy in world 84: So have you managed to sell them logs yet?
Guy in world 2: No but. OMG!!!!! The kalphite queen is killing everyone in Falador! OMG nooooo.
Guy in world 84: Woooow! What just happened?
Guy in world 2: I died... i was a lv 3 combat, lv 99 woodcutter... all my 10k magic logs are gone.

If I could chose any npc it would be the camel. (it's invincable ^^)

King 0wnage · **Posted:** September 3rd, 2005, 5:19 am

How fun being a camel, you get to stand in the blistering heat all day and not do anything, sun burn is the ultimate fun factor of being a camel. I dont think they can even talk...

King.