You play too much Runescape when...

keyringman · **Posted:** August 6th, 2005, 3:57 pm

When you have the option "Kiss Toes" when you get right clicked.

Adbot · **Posted:** August 6th, 2005, 3:57 pm

Ult_Mac_Dady · **Posted:** August 7th, 2005, 6:14 pm

~when you eat 1/2 a pizza in one bite

~when you eat 1/2 a pie in one bite

~when you can aford 10 sets of full dragon

~when you cuss and expect it to come out in *'s

~when you go on rs in school/work

~when you tipe rs insted of runescape

~when you barry bones and expet a shade/zomby to come and attack you

~when you stop sleeping

~when you think everyone under lev (insert ur lev here) is a noob

~when you can't find people with red lev's

~when you tipe 10+ of these

Bass Dude4 · **Posted:** August 10th, 2005, 1:10 am

u go to type in you pasword and username before the blink of an eye they are all ready there.

You see a beatle on the floor and cowar away thinking it is the kalphite queen.

U are taking a shower when u grap the shower head and swing it around like an abbysol whip.

ur kitten is looking skinny so u buy a tuna at the store and drop on ur knees and shove the tuna into its mouth.

when you play runescape you face is just like this :shock:

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Your todler walks around in a gnome suit.

at halloween u run around in a for of the kingblack dragon (hoping to get some candy). :roll:

MetalManiac9 · **Posted:** August 10th, 2005, 8:01 am

... when u say that u got ur yo-yo from santa who was in town square

fuzzball · **Posted:** August 10th, 2005, 8:22 am

rof-hahahahahahahaha!these are so funny i cant stop laughing!lo-hahahahahahahahaha!

...if you expect your cat to follow you around(if you have a cat this is funnier)
...imediatly after you log in you examine something so it says(example) "welcome to runescape.a popular dwarfen delicacy."
...when you see the queen of england at someting special you scream:no fair!!!she has a phat!!!!!

mine arent as funny.

Bass Dude4 · **Posted:** August 13th, 2005, 2:16 pm

when you buy money off ebay.

Adbot · **Posted:** August 13th, 2005, 2:16 pm

Dave · **Posted:** August 13th, 2005, 3:04 pm

Sorry if this has already been used but:

You go to the bank and ask for a pizza.

evyboy · **Posted:** August 14th, 2005, 1:21 pm

you try fishing for sharks with a harpoon...

Ult_Mac_Dady · **Posted:** August 14th, 2005, 3:12 pm

~y0(_) 7!p3 |!K3 7(-)!5

Spartan 78 · **Posted:** August 14th, 2005, 6:22 pm

You ask people in real life if you can put them onto your friends list or add them.
And you think you can put people who annoy you onto your ignore list.
If you feel really sick an ask for a sea turtle or manta ray to make you better.
You stand outside a bank shouting selling 100 raw lobbies.
At chistmas you get a white party hat from a craker and you wont give it to anyone expecting them to pay you millions.

the blue men · **Posted:** August 15th, 2005, 3:20 am

[color=blue]When you start killing a fat old man while you are fishing cause he looks like a river troll

When you are not afraid for zombies

When you think it is cool to call some1 lmao/noob when he dies

When you really think that you can talk to your cat if you have a special ammy

When you are screaming in a market that you buy air

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Restless Soul · **Posted:** August 29th, 2005, 8:37 am

You know you are addicted to RuneScape when you have an object(s) and you want to give the object to a person but just before you give them to that person you wonder... "Do they have enough inventory space?"

the1337zealot · **Posted:** August 30th, 2005, 6:04 am

Oh no, i thought when i came to RSbandB i could finally take a break from all these "You know you're addicted to RS" topics...
Looks like i was WRONG! As usual...
Ok...

You know when you play too much runescape when...
...you drink some apple juice, stomp up to your mom and say "IS THIS NON-ALCHOLIC BEER??? GET SOME OF THE REAL STUFF NEXT TIME! NOOB!!!!"
...you're surprised that a bear can kill you
...you make topics like this, lol
...you wonder why you never get any random events
...you chop down a tree in your backyard and wonder why it doesnt respawn
...you put up big yellow block letters over your head instead of talking
...when the school bully punches you, you pull out a very-badly drawn picture of a skull, try to make it float over his head and say... "HAHA! Noob! Now you're skulled!! Beat that!! Noob!!!"
...you use your archery stuff to range the bears in the zoo, and you dont expect the zoo keeper to say anything
...you wear plated armour whereever you go
...when your mom asks you why your acting so hyperactively, you say "I ate 67 strange fruits, and my energy lvl is 1340%!"
...you jab at the water, expecting to catch a shark
...you walk into a bank and say "wave:red:Bank sale!!!!!!1111"
...whenever you see someone swears, you think the "censor" has broken, and take advantage of the situation that unfolds in front of you

All the ones i have so far, lol

blast flame · **Posted:** September 12th, 2005, 6:05 am

You see a fireman's axe and say "0|\/|g 4 dr4g0|\| |-|47[|-|37" (omg a dragon hatchet)
You see a billboard and say "opps must of logged into f2p with their ads"
You stand in one spot for a while and wonder why you don't auto logg out.
You see a red leaf and think it's a dragon dagger.
Instead on talking you try to press keys where your keyboard normally is.
You go outside and say "omg a giant life rune in the sky"
You say "I know about real life I read about it once on the internet" (I use that saying

"
When someone asks you where you live you say falador.
When you wonder what this real life is that you often see players talk about.
When you write a school report in 1337 (leet).

Lady Kitty0 · **Posted:** September 13th, 2005, 9:56 am

...when u run to kitchen to get sweets while killing blk demons or wcing and being sure not to die or log out in same time