helper: Mista Pelican, Gotekn, Bogrollbloke
The cook in Lumbridge has a surprisingly small number of ingredients to hand in his kitchen, possibly as a result of an endless stream of newcomers with light fingers taking anything that isn't nailed down from his kitchen.
Luckily, in the past a kind Cooks Assistant was willing to help him in his culinary duties, but now a problem has appeared that could spell... a Recipe For Disaster!
Almost all members may attempt to solve his tricky predicament, and be rewarded accordingly, but only the very elite of Questers will be able to put paid to his problem permanently!
start lumbidge castle.
length short
Minimum requirements:
Cooks Assistant Level 10 cooking(higher the better)
item needed: greenmen's ale, eye of newt, fruit blast and ashes to make dirty blast (will explain during guide) rotton tomato, cocktail shaker, cocktail glass (optional) lumby teleport and energy pots
1. talk to the cook, he has to make a banquet but again he does not have any of the ingredients. he ask that you get him a rotten tomato, eye of newt, dirty blast, and greenmen's ale. the cook will give you 100gp to pay for the items.
2. to make a dirty blast, you need to go to gnome stronghold with ashes and make yourself a fruit blast at the bar in the grand tree. to make a dirty blast get a pineapple, an orange and 2 lemons. *note you cannot BUY this item, it must be freshly made.*
get a shaker use *BECAREFUL not to "EAT"* pineapple, an orange 1lemon and then pour into a glass then use a knife and cut the lemon into slices. then add the ashes
3. talk to the chef and then you are done for now. go to the dinning area next to the kitchen. may i suggest as a mighty adventurer that you put on your best outfit
it is a sign of wealth
4. during the cutscene an old man will appear and an evil bob suddenly a guy called culinaromancer wil attack the people. suddenly a gypsy comes and stops time. this is a mini game and is a whole other thing.
mini game!
you have to save the council members, take your pick and lets get started.
you will have to leave and go to the person and cook their favorite dish. the higher your cooking level the more choices you have. ring of Charos is helpful. and energy pots
*bring lumbridge teleport*
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Dwarf Length / Difficulty
Short/Novice
Requirements
Must have completed Fishing Contest
items: falador teleports adnr ring of Charos (optional) or 1k 4 asgarnian ale egg, bowl of water, milk, flour and gloves ice gloves are better
when you inspect the dwarf, it says that he likes rockcakes and you have to talk to his father. head to the tunnel of white wolf mountain.
he will not give you the recipe for all the golden nectar from the "rising sun"
head to the rising sun bar at falador ask the bartender about the dwarf and ales and if you pay her or wear the ring she says that dwarfs love a gold coin in an asgarnian ale. buy 4 and drop a coin in. head back to the dwarf
go grab the stuff and then have him cook it. wear gloves and pick up the cake. it's very hot if you hace ice gloves it will cool, if you don't go up ice mountain west of barbarian village and kill an icefiend. head back to lumbridge and claim your reward.
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Goblin Generals
Length / Difficulty
Short/Novice
Requirements
Must have completed Goblin Diplomacy
items needed: Charcoal, Gnome spice, 1 fishing bait, bucket of water, bread, orange slices, blue dye
after you've inspected the goblins head to goblin village north of falador and head down a ladder and talk to the chef.
the chef will ask for a charcol to finish an experiement and will help you.
use your gnome spice on the bait to make spicy maggots, use bucket of water on the bread to make it soggy, and then use the blue dye on the orange slices.
talk to the chef again and he'll make some gruel. use it on the goblins at lumbridge and you're done.
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Awowogei(monkey)
Length / Difficulty
Long/Experienced
Requirements
Level 70 Cooking
Level 48 Agility
Must have completed Monkey Madness
items needed rope, monkey ammy, pestal and mortar, energy pots (optional but you will have to do some running) food, weapon and the greegrees need a ninja, gorilla, kaarmaja, and a zombie 1k coins, and an anti poison potion and a knife lumby teleport or ring of dueling.
for the monkey: head to ape city with as the karamja monkey and ask about its favorite dish. it won't tell you but he says that 3 monkeys know.
head to the temple in the north and you'll see the 3 wise monkeys. they see no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil.
they will tell you that he likes stuffed snake with banana and monkey nuts. head to the store and buy a banana and the nuts. head back to the monkeys but they will tell you have the wrong ones you need a special kind of banana and the nuts.
head back to crash island and you'll find a pit. go down and you'll be attacked by 4 giant level 84 snakes. kill one and grab the carcus. from the main gate head west and you'll find a tree with red bananas. it's close to the ocean turn into a gorilla and use a rope on the tree to get one. drop the banana and get another one (get 2).
now head south to the waterfall and look for an agility icon. turn into a ninja monkey and go through the course. there is a hole on top of the course go inside and grab 2 of the nuts.
head back to the 3 monkeys and closed eye monkey will eat them 1 of each (which is why i said get 2). you need to cook it now. use the knife on the red banana into slices and use the mortar with the nuts to grind it. use them on the snake. now you need to cook them.
turn into a zombie and enter the underground cave in the temple. go through a crack, and onto a rock. use the snake on the rock and it will roast.
head back to the dinning hall and use the giant snake with Awowogei. congrats you've finished the harest one.
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Sir Amik Varze
Once you have all the pot of cream, bucket of milk and the sweetcorn or cornflour, head to the Wise Old Man in Draynor
Village. Start off by saying "I'd just like to ask you something," The choosing Strange Beasts, then the Evil Chicken.
Once you have the Milk, cream and cornflour, mix the cream and milk together, then the milky mixture and cornflour together
to get a cornflour mixture.
Now head over to Entrana, and go over to the dungeon used in The Lost City quest.
Kill the Level 25 Zombies until you get a bronze axe. The go to The Dramen Tree and cut a branch.
Use the Dramen branch with a pestle and mortar to get cinnamon.
Now head over to the Kharazi Jungle to get your vanilla pod. Get out your axe and machete (If you don't have a machete, go to
the General store in Shilo Village and buy one 60 coins, depending on the stock). Enter the jungle from one of these points.
Go to the South- South West area of the jungle until you find searchable Vanilla Plants, like these. The use the Vanilla pod
with the cornflake mixture to get a Brulee.
Now for the Evil chicken. Go kill a chicken and grab the raw chicken meat. Now head over to Zanaris and get ready for a fight
(Bring equipment to fight an Evil Chicken and possibly a Black Dragon, or get 2 raw chickens to to it it 2 trips). Once
you're prepared, use the raw chicken with the Chicken Shrin by the entrance to Zanaris.
Now go past the Black Dragons and kill the Evil Chicken. It drains prayer (I think) so bring a prayer potion or 2. Once it is
dead, take the Evil Chicken's Egg and put it into your Brulee. Once you have killed the chicken, kill a Black Dragon. When it
is dead, it will drop a "Dragon Token." Leave this area by using the portal by which you came in. You will not be allowed to
sue the token inside the portal area. Once you rub it, you will go to an unknown, dark area and find yourself talking to
K'klik, a fairy dragon.
Ask him to flambe your Brulee, and he'll say you need ice gloves, or he'll flombe your arm. Go get them from the bank if you
have them, or go kill the Ice Queen underneath White-Wolf Mountain for a pair.
Now K'klik will flambe your Brulee.
Now return to Lumbridge and give the Brulee Supreme to Sir Amik Varze.
Quest Complete!
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Freeing Skrach 'Bone Crusher' Uglogwee:
Items needed: Pickaxe, Axe, Ball of wool, Tinderbox, Log, Iron spit (iron bar on anvil), Any type of ogre bow, and Ogre arrows. About 1k
Helpful Items: Watchtower Teleport or ring of dueling, Ardy Teleport. And lumbridge teleport.
Levels Needed:
41Cooking
20 Firemaking
Quests Needed: Chompy Bird Hunting Quest
Start off by inspecting Skrach, the gypsy will try to talk you out of it, persist and get on your way.
Head down to feldip hills and talk to Rantz, he will tell you to talk to him again near the river.
He wants to get to Karamja and he needs your help, say yes and he will kick over a tree.
Use your axe on it twice to make a crude boat.
Talk to Rantz again and ask how to cook a Jubbly, he will make a speech and then shoot an arrow. Now time to find it.
Now go kill a chompy.
Once you do that Teleport to Ardy and take the ship to Brimhaven. Go to the beach that is semi-south-west of the General store. Look for a tree with an arrow in it. (Dang hes got a good shot) Once you find it start a fire and cook you're chompy on it. Once you do that Rantz's children will come and bring you back to him.
Go and talk to Rantz, he will tell you how to get the jubbly chompy.
Go to a swamp nearby and fill your bellow and use it on a toad.
While you are there, mine 3 rocks which is located up north.
Now move to a open space without monsters around. (The place near the willows is a good place expeccialy near the cabbage)
Now use your *full* bellow on the bloated toad to get Toad ballons. Then use the rocks with the toad ballon
Once you do that drop the toad ballons and back off a little.
When a jubbly comes ko him with your ogre bow. Pluck the jubbly and go cook him on Rantz's spit.
Go back to the Dining room and give it to Skrach.
Mini-Quest compete!!!
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Quests needed:Chompy Bird Hunting, Biohazard, Murder mystery, Restless Ghost, Witch's House, Demon Slayer, Nature Spirit, and Preist in Peril.
Items needed:Cake tin, Pot of flour, Egg, Bucket of milk. (You can buy in the chest in lumbridge cellar)
Helpful Items: Amulet of Glory for Draynor Teleport, Lumbridge Teleport. RUNESCAPE KNOWLEDGE!!!!
Start Point: Examine Lumbridge Guide in Lumbridge Dining Room.
1. Start off by inspecing the Lumbridge Guide.
2. Use glory telly if you have it and go to Draynor Village and head to the wizards tower.
3. Go to the second floor and talk to Traiborn the Wizard.
4. Quiz Show time...I can only help you on the parts I know (I know more that one because you have to guess more than 1 to complete I also failed some times.)...Please post what you got if you got something Different.
A) Egg:
You have to name the person that comes outta the egg.
Possibilities:
a) Dude in Purple, pretends he is flexing muscles - Unferth
b) An elf dude in Green with brown in middle, Flexes muscles - Islwyn
c) Man with ponytail holding a book - Reldo
d) A hooded figure that has brown-purple top/hood - Pirate Pete
B) Bucket of Milk (math meh)
a) Number of Fire runes to cast fire strike, multiply by number of air runes in wind strike and add earth runes in earth wave. (I used magic book) - 10 in the answer
b) Combat of Goblins near lumbridge - Level 2
c) Glass vial is to 33, Glass orb is to(level needed) - 46
d) What doesn't lie between Morytania and Asgarnia? - Keep Le Faye
e) What ingredients are used for a cake? - Flour, Eggs, and Milk
f) Which tower is located closest to the Crating Guild? - Dark Wizards'
g) The River Salve runs from....? - North to South
h) I'm in the Bar west of Pollnivneach. Where am I? - Bandit Camp
i) I can hear howling in one ear yet buzzing in the other where am I? - Catherby
C) Pot of Flour...Most active part....Yay.
a)
Question: What was not in Picture?
Answer: Trout
b)
Question: How many types of runes were there?
Answer: 2
c)
Question: What Item starts with the letter 'M'
Answer: Mind talisman
5. Use Enchanted Items with *regular* cake tin
6. Go back to lumbridge and bake the cake on the cook's range.
Go feed it to the Lumbridge Guide in Dining room.
7. Gratz Mini-Quest Complete
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Items needed: Pestle and Mortar, Fishbowl, Needle, Knife, and 3 bronze wires. (optional Items: Lumbridge telly for finishing, Ardy and/or Watchtower Teleport.)
Quests needed: None
Levels needed: 31 Cooking
Quest Start: Inspect Pirate Pete in the Dining Hall
1. The gypsy will tell you he likes fish cakes.....and also she isn't a cook. Go talk to the cook next door.
2. Talk to him about saving the Pirate (first selection page)
3. Ask him all the questions. Once you do that use pestle and mortar on the Raw Cod and use the Knife on the breadcrums. Hey look at that 2 down.
4. Use your Ardy or watchtower teleport right now. Then head towards Port Khazard.
5. One you get there look for murphy. Once you fins him talk to him twice. He will make you some diving Equipment.
6. Put it on then go diving. (warning you cannot go diving over 27kg of weight of if you have a cat in inven.)
7. Once you are down look around for kelp, Pick some, then go north to crab place.
8. Once you are there talk to Nung, he will let you in for 5 mudskipper skins. Get 5 rocks then head towards the tunnel. (northwest) You will see a circle of rocks there near the tunnel. Go in.
9. Once in kill 5 mudskippers and collect the skins, Also while you are in there grind your kelp down. Once you have 5 go back and give them to Nung.
10. He will need 3 bronze wires and a needle....Good thing I told you to bring it. Once you do that you are done. Get the meat and grind it. Also while you are in there get a crab shell and claw, then when you get back use a chisel on it and you have crab helm and claw gloves.
11. Telly back to lumbridge and go to the cook. Use all the items on each other then cook it.
12. Use the fish cake on Pirate pete....
13. Gratz Mini-Quest Complete
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Quests Needed: Shadow of the Storm, Geritude's Cat Quest
Levels Needed: 25 Cooking
Items needed: 9 stews at the max, any type of cat. You can get stews for 20gp ea at seer's village bar. (optional items: Glory teleport and Lumbridge Teleport.)
Quest start: Examine Evil Dave in the Dining Hall. He looks funny in mid air.
1. When you examine him you realize that he needed a stew with all the spices in the right place.
2. Use your glory and teleport to edgeville and go talk to his mom outside their house which is located west of the bank. Talk to him mom Dorris. She will let you in as long as you mention you are evil.
3. Once you are down there talk to evil dave, ask him what he ate, tell him its for some dark magics purpose and he well tell you.
4. Go back up and talk to his mom about the spices....she will say sure you can use them but the stupid rats took them all.
5. Go back down and tell your cat to chase the rats, Once you get 6 uses of each spice so it will be *spice color* spice (4) and another 1 that has *spice color* pice (2). (As long as they add up to 6 you can have any combination. Once you have 6 uses of all the spices start mixing it. Use 1 spice on a stew, make him taste it, if he likes it move on, if he says its all messed up use 2 of the same spice. If he likes it then remember that or right it down and then move on to the next spice. If he doesn't like it then you need to put 3 of that spice in there. Repeat that process with all the spices untill you figure out what amount is needed for each spice, put those amounts in. Let him taste if. If he likes it you did it right, if he doesn't you messed up on one and start over. (once you kill 10 hellrats your cat becomes a hellcat.) [There are 4 spices Orange, Red, Yellow, and Brown.]
6. Once you get it right Teleport to lumbridge and give Evil Dave in the room the stew.
7. Gratz Mini-Quest Complete
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final battle
You can't use prayer here, so you have to make do with food and super potions.
The first fight - Agrith-Na-Na
The best option is to melee this guy, and it's weak to stabbing attack so use a dragon dagger (super poisoned).
In your inventory take:
Super potion set
Food (lobsters or better)
This guy mage's you if you're not in contact, so make sure you get in fast if using rune.
As soon as you squish this GM banana, run out through the portal to restock for the next battle.
The second fight - Flambeed
For this giant cake, you will need to take range. Crystal bow, rune arrows or karils crossbow only will do. For this monster you MUST also wear ice gloves, it is not an option to use your own gloves.
In your inventory take:
Ranging potion
Food (lobsters or better)
Make sure while ranging him, you run around and do not let him attack you, he hits hard. If you're quick, you will be able to trap him behind a portal, making this fight very easy.
As with Agrith-Na-Na, once this guy falls, run out of the portal and prepare for fight number three.
The third fight - Karamel
This one is the tricky one, you will need a few super restores to do this without having your brain explode.
She has a really high defence, just hang in there and it will die eventually.
In the inventory:
Super set
3-4 Super Restore Potions
Food (lobbies or better)
Again, when it dies, run out.
The fourth Fight - Dessourt
This one uses both mage and melee attacks, but is very weak against slash, so grab a whip or dragon scimmy and unleash hell on it. Just watch your health.
In the inventory:
Super set
Food (lobbies or better)
Again, run out when it dies.
The fifth fight - Gellatinoth Mother
This is basically the Dagganoth Mother from Horror from the Deep, on steriods. Same tactics as that.
When you fight it, cast spells using your menu instead of setting it to auto cast. The weaknesses for each colour are as follows:
White - Air spells
Blue - Water spells
Orange - Melee attacks
Brown - Earth spells
Red - Fire spells
Green - Range attacks
Again, when it dies run out.
The sixth and final fight - Culinaromancer
This guy is basically a pure, with low defence and high attack and strength. Melee him and watch you health and this guy is the easiest of the lot.
In the inventory:
Super set
food (lobbies or better)
Well done, you finished RFD!
