The story begins...
A dark, rainy evening. A gloomy Shane12088 sits slouched in his replica model Star Trek ship commanders seat. Lines of code running through his head; The occasional spade and green secateurs jogging alongside them.
He reaches for his double Jack and Coke on the rocks - Hold the Jack, How he always had it. It had never been
this bad though. As he clumsily cruised the plain black forums he could feel the drinking taking over - it was time for a few bannings he thought...
Many don't know it...but the two site owners have a 'Ban This Noob' button right next to all usernames, only visible to themselves though. It was just a temporary gag. It was never meant to be functional.
What Mike didn't know was that Shane had 'accidentally' written the Quick-Ban code and implemented it for only himself.
That ********.'Naraku571'...'That'll do' He thought. He just needed a quick fix. Maybe a newbie that no one had really noticed yet? Yes...That'll be perfect.
Just this once...*Click*
It was done.
Of course, after he'd sobered up some time later the next day he'd felt ashamed of what he'd done.
Would Picard or Janeway have done that? NO! I can't believe I did it...He rushed over to his shrine and begged for forgiveness.
jIH regret wIj vangta'ghachmey! He cried.
But nobody was listening.
Not even Chewbacca~End~
And that's pretty much how it happened.
