the misadventures of momsrascal and dark rascal #2!

This story shows what happens when I, the author Directly interferes with the story, with amusing results. You'll be able to tell when the author talks.Thjis story is completely random and will make absolutely no sense!

Momsrascal was smithing ores in al kharid. She kept burning her hands in the furnace.

"Ow! Ow! Ow!" Momsrascal yelled. Then Dark Rascal appeared with burnt hands too.

"Why are your hands burnt? You never put your hands in a furnace!" Momsrascal asked.

"None of your business! Let's fight!" Dark Rascal said drawing her 2 hander lightsaber.

"Oh come on! Where's my sword!?" Dark Rascal yelled. Momsrascal said nothing as she drew her two rune long lightsabers!

"Enough with the lightsabers!" Momsrascal yelled.

Nope. It's funny...

The two fought with thier lightsabers and some how ended up stabbing themselves.

"Will you give it a rest!?" Dark Rascal yelled out.

Zip it, Dark Rascal

Suddenly Dark Rascal mouth zipped shut.

"Mmph!" Dark Rascal yelled.

"What did she just say?" Momsrascal asked. Suddenly she teleported to Zamorak in her weird way when she gets consumed by shadows and ends up before Zamorak.

"Mmph!? Mmph!" Dark Rascal mumbled.

Hahaha! The pen is mightier than the sword!

"Then what's mightier than the pen?" Momsrascal asked.

I dunno, a warhammer.

"Note to self. Kill pen with warhammer." Momsrascal said to herself."Where am I anyway!?" Momsrascal asked.

Deep in the wilderness.

"Omigosh! Is that an entire clan!?" Momsrscal yelled.

There are worse places to be...

"Oh yeah!? Like where!?" Momsrascal asked. Suddenly Momsrascal was in a hopper and a noob pulled the lever. she was in a collection bin and the noob put her in a pot and made her into a loaf of bread. The noob got indigestion from her and brought her back up.

"That's it!" Momsrascal yelled as she smashed the pen with a warhammer that she pulled out of nowhere and ink splattered every where.

I just had this shirt cleaned!

"too bad!" Momsrascal yelled!

THE END!

Alex 43: Once again, wasting a half hour of our lives,

It's MANYA RATES YOUR STORIES!

Said, but not shouted, here's Manya.

Manya: Thanks, Alex. Once again, we're rating one of Momsrascal's pieces.

Alex 43: Well, of course. She's the only one that lets you.

Manya: I'd do it to anyone else anyways. Let's do it!

This story shows what happens when I, the author Directly interferes with the story, with amusing results. You'll be able to tell when the author talks.Thjis story is completely random and will make absolutely no sense!

Manya: Ok, screw this.

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