Ah, after alot of copying Alex 43 its time to start rating stories I guess. Now, Time for the first session of...
SIMMY RATES YOUR STORIES!... And other random crud.
As the first session of this, I just wanted to rate this because Alex 43 forgot to! Now, lets get on with it!!
This serious of stories
One story at at a time, Momsrascal! My head is gonna EXPLODE from your stories!
reaveals the funny side of the lives of these two rivals.
I've heard better.
In this story Dark rAscal
Who's Dark rAscal? Gosh, is this a new duo of people?
in accompinied by a noob in the wilderness.
She ate the noob.
Her, being a living being touched by chaos, is sickened by him and desperatly wants to get rid of him.
But who doesn't want to get rid of this series of stories?
This story is rather short but funny.reviews and critizism allowed.
Good. Now you won't be ticked off.
Dark Rascal was going into the wilderness
But forgot to bring lobsters. BAM!
past the dwarven mines and through the monastary. As she passed through the monastary, it seemed deserted.
Duh. Nobody trains there.
All the monks were hiding upstairs from her.
But they left because the fat one farted and killed John! You son of a imp!
She went to the ladder
Then tripped, fell, her weight smashed through the floor, and her account got banned for bug abuse.
and climbed up to scare them for her own amusement. crept up behind the monks.
Good grammar.
"Boo."
* As Dark Rascal * You all SUCK!
She said. All the monks scattered like
You being pk'd by me.
roaches when the kitchen light is turned on. Dark Rascal laughed a little and went back down
The roach.
the ladder. She jumped over the ditch and she a saw a noob being chased by another noob.
A great way to end a paragraph, don't you think?
"Aah! help me!
Shouted the KBD being tortured by the noob.
The noob screamed.
Fell down from his own fart, farted again, and accelerated to a deeper level of wilderness.
The noob fell into the ditch while trying to jump over it. Dark Rascal
Got a redberry pie in the process. BONUS!
just stepped forward. As the
Clan on PKers came up to her, she was stupid enough to RUN up to them and say "HI!!!!".
attacking noob ran forward at the clumsy noob in the ditch, she sliced
Her wrist. EMO!
him in half. She the rummaged through his junk and walked forward.
"Wait!" the noob called out to her.
* as noob * Wheres the makeover mage? He sure gets alot of money from changing peoples GENDER and COLOR.
"What!?" Dark Rascal said in a rude tone.
"Can I come
* as noob * On a date with you? Your hooooot.
with you?" The noob asked. Dark Rascal
Bit her nails cautiously, then ran out of nails, and bit the noob's.
thought about taking him near the greater demons and making him into demon food.
Have you ever eaten roasted noob!? I will ship you one for 1995 payments of $19.95.
"Can I come with you?"
I don't know. Let's let this cannon decide.
The noob asked. Dark Rascal thought about
Herself. Her ego is too high.
taking him near the greater demons and making him into demon food.
Meanie.
"Sure..." she said with a slightly mischievious glint in her eye. The two went deep into the wilderness.
Bad idea. Kurtbush might be there, and he's in a bad mood!
They weren't too far from the greater demons.
"Have you ever seen a greater demon before?" Dark Rascal asked the noob.
* as noob * I met one at the pub! ... I came back sliced into peices.
"No." He replied.
"Wanna
Get PWNED!?
see one up close?" She asked him.
"Sure." He replied. They were at the greater demons.
Ah, but where was your brain, young padawan?
"What are those monsters?" He asked.
Those are really big deformed imps.
"So he's stupid AND clumsy."
Stop talking about yourself! Stop talking about yourself!
Dark Rascal thought to herself. "Those are greater demons stupid!" Dark rascal said. "Hey guys! He's all your's!" Dark Rascal yelled out at the greater demons. All the demons turned to look at them. She grabbed the noob by the shirt and draged him closer.
And closer... closer.. and... * gulp *
She then tossed him out to the demons and went elsewhere to a noobless part of the wilderness.
And that conclude her story.
Good story Momsrascal, like we all say, reviewing and using the spell check would do you some good. So, this is an ok job for a comedy.
Keep up the good work!
This is Simmy signing off, bishes!
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