By far Stupid Crooks !!must see!!

Adbot · **Posted:** September 9th, 2008, 4:31 pm

Steven · **Posted:** September 9th, 2008, 7:15 pm

I watched the second one once before, and I laughed at every minute of it, but the first one was funny too.

Austin · **Posted:** September 9th, 2008, 11:10 pm

I found the first one to be alot funnier.

trekkie · **Posted:** September 10th, 2008, 12:02 am

i think this takes the cake

in Bristol, England where bozo Nigel Firth had a hankering for a lobster dinner. And since he didn't have the cash for the expensive crustaceans, he simply shoplifted a couple of them. By stuffing them down his pants and sprinting for the exit. Not a good idea. The lobsters were none too happy with their situation, so they did what lobsters do to defend themselves. They used their powerful claws to clamp down on whatever was available. Emergency medical technicians had to be called to pry the lobsters loose. Doctors say our bozo will recover but can give up hopes of ever becoming a papa. Thinking he had gone through enough pain, the supermarket manager declined to prosecute.

Alex · **Posted:** September 10th, 2008, 3:02 am

What the hell? They both got knocked out. :shock:

Tjbartz2009 · **Posted:** September 10th, 2008, 6:31 pm

First one looks really fake for some reason...what are the chances of that seriously? lol

2nd One I think everyone has seen lol

Adbot · **Posted:** September 10th, 2008, 6:31 pm

The Xbox Legacy · **Posted:** September 10th, 2008, 8:23 pm

Haven't seen the second one until now ... pretty pathetic and hilarious

If you're gonna stoop as low as that in the first place, being an idiot about it doesn't help ... maybe he was just having a bad day

Waffle 350 · **Posted:** September 10th, 2008, 8:30 pm

he may have been stoned

99887 · **Posted:** September 11th, 2008, 1:42 am

trekkie wrote:

i think this takes the cake

in Bristol, England where bozo Nigel Firth had a hankering for a lobster dinner. And since he didn't have the cash for the expensive crustaceans, he simply shoplifted a couple of them. By stuffing them down his pants and sprinting for the exit. Not a good idea. The lobsters were none too happy with their situation, so they did what lobsters do to defend themselves. They used their powerful claws to clamp down on whatever was available. Emergency medical technicians had to be called to pry the lobsters loose. Doctors say our bozo will recover but can give up hopes of ever becoming a papa. Thinking he had gone through enough pain, the supermarket manager declined to prosecute.

Thats in my Darwin awards book.