Some Poems I've translated from Latin to English, I'll be adding more over time.
*note, contains vulgar language*
"Gellius knew that his uncle
was foulmouthed with
every word or deed.
As a precaution
he got his hands on his aunt
and shut the mouth of his uncle
This piece of art he
completed with only one
and the same body part."
~Catullus Carmina LXXIV
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My Lesbia, Caelius, that same Lesbia,
Whom once Catullus loved more than himself
And all his own, now in the alleyways
And at street corners milks with a practiced hand
The upright members of magnanimous Rome.
~Catullus
Not translated by me
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Naso, you love contacts
but still you turn your back
on them? Oh, Like that xD