Antler Dude is Broke!

momsrascal93 · **Posted:** August 16th, 2007, 6:31 am

Antler Dude needs money to pay for new granite maul he found in the general store. Let's see how he makes it!

"Oh wow! A granite maul!" Antler Dude said. He went to pay for it.

"You don't have enough money for this. go elsewhere you poor noob." The shopkeeper told him.

"I need some money!" Antler Dude thought to himself. So he went out in the square of Falador and began fancing. "Dancing for money!" He shouted. Somebody threw a coin at him and it hit him in the eye. So he had to buy an eyepatch in Varrock. When walking to the bank to sell all of his junk, a mugger puched him in the other eye and stole half his cash so he was back for another eye patch. After bumping into many walls, he finally made it to the bank. He got all of his old junk but because he was virtually blind, some one training thier theiving took it. So he sold his eyepatches.

"This is getting me nowhere." He said. Then he saw an adamant pick axe in the shop and at the expense of a few more coins, he bought it. He saw the way! Mining ores! Several hours later he sold his ores and was back at the general store. But some body had already bought the maul!

"Mother ------!" He shouted and he was temporarily muted for swearing.
THE END!

Adbot · **Posted:** August 16th, 2007, 6:31 am

Ryan · **Posted:** August 17th, 2007, 5:16 am

Gee that was real soon :shock:

I think this story was great, but it was a little bland and short.

P.S you put fancing instead of dancing :wink: