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A crusty old man walks into a bank and says to the teller at the window, "I want to open a **** checking account."
To which the astonished woman replies, I beg your pardon, sir; I must have misunderstood you. What did you say?"
"Listen up, **** it. I said I want to open a **** checking account right now!"
"I'm very sorry sir, but we do not tolerate that kind of language in this bank."
So saying, the teller leaves the window and goes over to the bank manager to tell him about her situation.
They both return and the manager asks the old geezer, "What seems to be the problem here?"
"There's no friggin’ problem, dammit!" the man says; "I just won $50 million bucks in the **** lottery and I want to open a **** checking account in this **** bank!"
"I see," says the manager, "and this ***** is giving you a hard time?
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