What if...?

Jaden · **Posted:** February 4th, 2008, 11:14 pm

What if you were God, assuming that he exists for the people who don't believe in God, and you had the opportunity to change the way things are in the world? You don't necessarily have to be God, but the general question I am asking is what if you had the chance to change five things in the world? What would they be?

Adbot · **Posted:** February 4th, 2008, 11:14 pm

Steven · **Posted:** February 5th, 2008, 12:52 am

I'd change:

1. I'd make every stupid person (to me) smart and allow them to become my allie (if they aren't already).

2. I'd change prices for items to $0. No money ever.

3. FOR XBOX 360S TO ALLWAYS BE AROUND AND TO NEVER EVER GET A RRoD.

4. I'd make everyone be able to have whatever they want for dinner that night, every night.

5. I'd make everyone be able to be non-obese, and to be able to be skinny every day.

imac · **Posted:** February 5th, 2008, 5:10 am

1. end war
2. end hunger
3. no one gets red ring of doom on xbox 360
4. make everyone bbelieve in me
5. evry chick that looks at imac wants to go out with him

o wait 5 already happens o well

Mushroom Queen · **Posted:** February 5th, 2008, 3:09 pm

1. I'd cease all life on earth. Except animals, plants, bacteria.
2. I'd recreate smarter and more capable humans who won't simply mess up the awesome world that I made for them by burning crap and making things unpleasant for the entire world. This includes war.
3. Then, my super-advanced humans would discover space flight relatively shortly after their creation. They'd discover new planets and terraform them so that they are liveable. That way, humans can't die out.
4. After that, I'd make my race be technologically well-equipped with awesome space missiles that will fend off any weird alien species.
5. Then, I'd create a nice vacation home in France or something, so I can rest in my awesome world.

Chris · **Posted:** February 5th, 2008, 9:02 pm

Wow, reading the question I was kind of hoping for more serious answers, but MQ is the only one that had one.

1. End all prejudice against all ethnic cultures and races, and gender discrimination all over the world.
2. Abolish every religion (and not make one for myself) to end all religious differences and wars that spring from it.
3. Create various stable nation states which will ensure peace throughout the world (one single government entity cannot and will never work).
4. Instill pure communism throughout the world (not the Soviet corrupt dictatorship type)
5. Solve every single environmental problem

Cowboyofdeath · **Posted:** February 6th, 2008, 10:11 am

I would make it so Chuck Norris ceased to exist.

I would also make sure Fox News dies ASAP.

Adbot · **Posted:** February 6th, 2008, 10:11 am

Mushroom Queen · **Posted:** February 6th, 2008, 2:28 pm

Cowboyofdeath wrote:

I would make it so Chuck Norris ceased to exist.

I would also make sure Fox News dies ASAP.

He asked for five things, not two.

Runescape77 · **Posted:** February 6th, 2008, 5:07 pm

1. To enstuguish the earth and recreate a new mass planet were pollution is not created in the incinetible atmosphere and create advanced human beings.

2. Create safety atomic defense systems without the ability to attack withing the same atmosphere, making it almost impossible to have nuclear,atomic, weaponry etc.

3. Create more species of animals, plants, and geography continents.

4. No Economy, But the mass urge to create and invent new things by the lives of other humans.

5. A mass religion of beliefs instead of many different ones.

Cowboyofdeath · **Posted:** February 6th, 2008, 5:18 pm

Mushroom Queen wrote:

Cowboyofdeath wrote:

I would make it so Chuck Norris ceased to exist.

I would also make sure Fox News dies ASAP.

He asked for five things, not two.

Sorry, 3 more things then:

Make people stop using Windows and switch to Linux

Prolong the Space Race (Mars FTW)

Make humans meet extraterrestrials and exchange technologies

The Killer · **Posted:** February 7th, 2008, 4:10 am

1) Worldwide caste system.

2) The rich and snobby will get more snobby.

3) The poor and hungry will no longer starve.

4) Noone's gonna be more powerful than the other, somewhat like everyone's equal.

5) The jerks who try to rule their kind will be smited by me. I'm the boss around here.

1-2-3 are basically to make everyone feel they're happy. Those that are jealous can go die. XD

Al3X · **Posted:** February 7th, 2008, 12:32 pm

Mushroom Queen wrote:

1. I'd cease all life on earth. Except animals, plants, bacteria.
2. I'd recreate smarter and more capable humans who won't simply mess up the awesome world that I made for them by burning crap and making things unpleasant for the entire world. This includes war.
3. Then, my super-advanced humans would discover space flight relatively shortly after their creation. They'd discover new planets and terraform them so that they are liveable. That way, humans can't die out.
4. After that, I'd make my race be technologically well-equipped with awesome space missiles that will fend off any weird alien species.
5. Then, I'd create a nice vacation home in France or something, so I can rest in my awesome world.

thats deep...i cant think of anything that could top that =/

CreepyPirate · **Posted:** February 7th, 2008, 3:51 pm

1) Name myself supreme ruler. All poor people, starving people and so on will be given housing and food in exchange for their souls and service. They become my slaves, they do my bidding.

2) Laws are created on the spot whenever i see something i dislike, penalty for all crimes that annoy me is death, your soul then serves me.

3)Everyone is equal except me, I'm above all and everyone must treat me that way or they die and their soul becomes my servant.

4) Everyone will be forced to work on new ways of space travel and expand my empire outwards, to seek out new life and civilizations, to boldly go where no one has gone before in order to force my views upon other worlds, anyone that might stand and fight me shall die and their soul will serve me.

5) Once the universe is under my control and i am supreme ruler i will eliminate every man in the universe and ugly women. Leaving just me, the supreme ruler and lots of women. ...Also I own their souls as well.

Chris · **Posted:** February 7th, 2008, 8:32 pm

CreepyPirate wrote:

1) Name myself supreme ruler. All poor people, starving people and so on will be given housing and food in exchange for their souls and service. They become my slaves, they do my bidding.

2) Laws are created on the spot whenever i see something i dislike, penalty for all crimes that annoy me is death, your soul then serves me.

3)Everyone is equal except me, I'm above all and everyone must treat me that way or they die and their soul becomes my servant.

4) Everyone will be forced to work on new ways of space travel and expand my empire outwards, to seek out new life and civilizations, to boldly go where no one has gone before in order to force my views upon other worlds, anyone that might stand and fight me shall die and their soul will serve me.

5) Once the universe is under my control and i am supreme ruler i will eliminate every man in the universe and ugly women. Leaving just me, the supreme ruler and lots of women. ...Also I own their souls as well.

Jeez, a little harsh there Mr. GodKing?

Steven · **Posted:** February 8th, 2008, 8:16 am

CreepyPirate wrote:

1) Name myself supreme ruler. All poor people, starving people and so on will be given housing and food in exchange for their souls and service. They become my slaves, they do my bidding.

2) Laws are created on the spot whenever i see something i dislike, penalty for all crimes that annoy me is death, your soul then serves me.

3)Everyone is equal except me, I'm above all and everyone must treat me that way or they die and their soul becomes my servant.

4) Everyone will be forced to work on new ways of space travel and expand my empire outwards, to seek out new life and civilizations, to boldly go where no one has gone before in order to force my views upon other worlds, anyone that might stand and fight me shall die and their soul will serve me.

5) Once the universe is under my control and i am supreme ruler i will eliminate every man in the universe and ugly women. Leaving just me, the supreme ruler and lots of women. ...Also I own their souls as well.

Wtf Creepy, that's just harsh, talking everyone's soul and when they die thir soul is your still anyway.

Alex · **Posted:** February 8th, 2008, 8:25 am

Steven wrote:

Wtf Creepy, that's just harsh, talking everyone's soul and when they die thir soul is your still anyway.

Calm down, it's not like it will happen.