Voicemail Boxes

Dokter Bob · **Posted:** January 18th, 2008, 1:29 pm

Whats yours?

Mine is, "WE DON' WANNA BUY ANYTHING GO AWAY!"

And my brother's is "Hey, its Alex! If you can dream it, you can do it!"

Whats yours?

Adbot · **Posted:** January 18th, 2008, 1:29 pm

Mushroom Queen · **Posted:** January 18th, 2008, 2:04 pm

I used to have it as "Hello? ..Hello??"

When I got a new phone, I just let the machine voice do it for me. :oops:

CreepyPirate · **Posted:** January 18th, 2008, 4:06 pm

I never set these stupid things, i just let the machine do it. I hate speaking to people on these bloody voice mail things too, i usually just hang up over leaving a message.

Evelyn · **Posted:** January 18th, 2008, 4:12 pm

[computerized voice]HELLO WE ARE NOT ABLE TO ANSWER YOUR CALL RIGHT NOW PLEASE LEAVE A MESSAGE AFTER THE TONE ... *BEEP*[/computerized voice]

Unbirthday · **Posted:** January 18th, 2008, 4:16 pm

"Hello. . . Oh hey, I was just thinking about you. . . Hey can you do me a favor. . . yeah leave me a message. I'll call ya later."

Dan · **Posted:** January 18th, 2008, 4:51 pm

Mine starts with the U.S. SIT Vacant Circuit signal tone (which is on out of service or nonexistent phone numbers) to automatically unsubscribe me from telemarketer lists. The rest is confidential.

Adbot · **Posted:** January 18th, 2008, 4:51 pm

Rune Beast0 · **Posted:** January 18th, 2008, 5:36 pm

<computerized voice> Hello, no one is available to take your call. Please leave a message after the tone. *beep* </computerized voice>

Dokter Bob · **Posted:** January 19th, 2008, 12:21 am

New one.

"Hello, this is Keaton's microwave. The voice mail box is on a break, so I'm taking the calls. Ohh, boy I'm pretty new at this. Uhm. Do what you need to do, kay?"

and

"You know what, you know when."

Mike · **Posted:** January 19th, 2008, 5:03 am

I just let the computer voice do it. It made me record myself saying my name though

Red Spear1 · **Posted:** January 19th, 2008, 9:22 am

I've never bothered to change it, so it (should be) the computerised voice.

Steven · **Posted:** January 19th, 2008, 11:10 am

Mine is

"Hey, you've reached Steven. I'm probally playing Halo or something so if you don't have my cel phone number, there's probally a reason ..."

Mikhail · **Posted:** January 19th, 2008, 12:43 pm

Computerized voice here, i have my cell phone with me on time so i never use it, but yeah some of my friends usually leave messages when the phone isn't with me.

Fanaticism · **Posted:** January 19th, 2008, 3:24 pm

Well mine is "You're adopted".... Nuff said... I changed that a while ago, it was actually a joke between me and my friend since he called all the time and he happened to be adopted... meh I'm not nice to people

ninja_in_your_pants · **Posted:** January 24th, 2008, 9:09 am

Mine is "Hello this is CJ's phone. If you wish to leave a message do so now. Otherwise, HANG UP!

Alex · **Posted:** January 25th, 2008, 3:25 pm

Steven wrote:

Mine is

"Hey, you've reached Steven. I'm probally playing Halo or something so if you don't have my cel phone number, there's probally a reason ..."

If they don't have your cell phone number how the hell did they ring you in the first place?