And this, my friends, Is why crimes is good...

Ryan · **Posted:** March 8th, 2007, 1:24 pm

It makes my day hearing about idiotic criminals that fail to attempt crime...

The Sword in the Boned

Lego My Legos

Door-to-door Scamsman

The Clothes Make The Man Stupid

Post any more u find amusing...

Adbot · **Posted:** March 8th, 2007, 1:24 pm

The Unknown Man · **Posted:** March 8th, 2007, 2:48 pm

Quote:

Police warned citizens that if they see this, they should be wary since they believe she is armed and precocious.

I find this highly unbelievable, but hell anything can happen in this screwed up world were in today.

trekkie · **Posted:** March 9th, 2007, 12:12 am

The following mind-boggling attempt at a crime spree in Washington appeared to be the robber's first (and last), due to his lack of a previous record of violence, and his terminally stupid choices:

1. His target was H&J Leather & Firearms, a gun shop specializing in handguns.

2. The shop was full of customers - firearms customers.

3. To enter the shop, the robber had to step around a marked police car parked at the front door.

4. A uniformed officer was standing at the counter, having coffee before work.

Upon seeing the officer, the would-be robber announced a hold-up, and fired a few wild shots from a.22 target pistol. The officer and a clerk promptly returned fire, the police officer with a 9mm Glock 17,the clerk with a 50 Desert Eagle, assisted by several customers who also drew their guns, several of whom also fired.

The robber was pronounced dead at the scene by Paramedics. Crime scene investigators located 47 expended cartridge cases in the shop. The subsequent autopsy revealed 23 gunshot wounds. Ballistics identified rounds from 7 different weapons.

No one else was hurt in the exchange of fire.

The Haysta · **Posted:** March 9th, 2007, 12:23 am

Natural selection fails again.

trekkie wrote:

Ah yes, I have seen that in the Darwin Awards.

Ryan · **Posted:** March 9th, 2007, 10:19 am

trekkie wrote:

[Your story]

Ha! Thats really sad and I feel sorry for the next person who tries to rob a firearms store...

gost302 · **Posted:** March 13th, 2007, 12:58 pm

ok could guys rely be that stupid?

Adbot · **Posted:** March 13th, 2007, 12:58 pm

Steven · **Posted:** March 13th, 2007, 7:40 pm

gost302 wrote:

ok could guys rely be that stupid?

What is "rely"? You're like mainiacks...

If someone were to rob a firearms store, they are officialy stupid, and need to get extream help.

hummerwar921 · **Posted:** March 13th, 2007, 7:44 pm

Zaros wrote:

gost302 wrote:

ok could guys rely be that stupid?

What is "rely"? You're like mainiacks...

If someone were to rob a firearms store, they are officialy stupid, and need to get extream help.

What is "extream"? You're like gost302.

Lol, those criminals are dipsticks. Goes to show the extreme stupidity of lawlessness people.

Steven · **Posted:** March 13th, 2007, 11:50 pm

hummerwar921 wrote:

Zaros wrote:

gost302 wrote:

ok could guys rely be that stupid?

What is "rely"? You're like mainiacks...

If someone were to rob a firearms store, they are officialy stupid, and need to get extream help.

What is "extream"? You're like gost302.

Lol, those criminals are dipsticks. Goes to show the extreme stupidity of lawlessness people.

...

Yes, they are like... Stupid... and like... breaking the law... Arent they?

I bet if I told the police, they would be like "Where is he? We'll take him to the brig!"

1010 · **Posted:** March 25th, 2007, 6:03 am

Stash Crash
I keep screwing up the Code.
Making A Bank Deposit

Sir Cormac · **Posted:** March 28th, 2007, 3:43 pm

I heard of two from the darwin awards.

Number 1:
A man tried to break into a house through the skylight, located in the ceiling of the kitchen. He made it in, but when he picked up a knife from the counter and started to walk around the house, he managed to stab himself, and died. After this event, his family sued the residents of the house for leaving the knife out. Somehow, they won.

Number 2:
Four armed people were in a car being chased by the police after robbing a store. The passenger in shotgun had a grenade, and was planning to throw it at the police car chasing them. He pulled out the ring, and threw it out the window. A few moments later, he realized he was still holding the grenade in his hand, but now it was active. It promptly exploded. All four were pronounced dead at the scene.