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TheMothAssassin
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PostPosted: December 2nd, 2005, 1:49 pm 
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It is known to some that you can create a hilarious one-liner by taking a line from Star Wars and replacing a key word with pants. Examples:

"I find your lack of pants disturbing."
- Darth Vader, ep 4

"Obi Wan never told you what happened to your pants."
- Darth Vader, ep 5

"Only passengers. Myself, the boy, two droids, and no pants."
- Obi Wan Kenobi, ep 4

And, one of mine...
"You were the chosen one! You were supposed to destroy the pants, not wear them!"
- Obi Wan Kenobi, ep 3

I say, why limit it to Star Wars? Let's post some pants lines from other movies, books, songs and shows:

"Pants? Who needs that? I'm never going to England."
- Homer Simpson

Illidan: "Why do you want me to do this?"
Arthas: "Let's just say that my master has no love for pants."
- Warcraft III

They can be from Star Wars if you like, but I would encourage people to search far and wide for good pants lines. Try to keep them decent. This is a family forum.

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I don't get it :?



None of those are anything clsoe to funny.
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LOL!Those are funny! :)
I'll try some,I'll bet they won't be good though. :wink: hmmm*thinks*

Do you guys smell something burning?
Anyway...

Sweetie,Will you be my pants?
-nowhere in particular

Never tell me the pants.
-ep 5 **my brothers idea**

Pant it up,furball!
-ep 4 *shrug*

Ask not what your pants can do for you,but what you can do for your pants!
-A president

Heh,they pretty much suck...oh well. :)

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All your pants belong to us?

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I'll make him some pants he can't refuse.
The Godfather, spoken by Al Pacino

May the pants be with you.
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My momma always said life was like a pair of pants…you never know what kind you're gonna get.
Forrest Gump, spoken by Tom Hanks

Me Tarzan, you Pants
-Tarzan
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