God I love Family Guy. I have a great quote about pedophiles, but it may be inappropriate so I won't post it. Instead:
Lois: Oh Good job Stewie! Clean Plate! But...
Stewie: Ye,s yes, i got more of it on my face. Yes that one never gets old.
Lois (hands Stewie a piece of cake): Here you go. Eat up.
Stewie: I'LL EAT IT WHEN I'M READY!
(Chris walks in.)
Stewie: I'm ready! Well, lets see wat we have today. Big piece of chocolate cake for me. And OH-- something very nice for BIG FAT YOU! (Hands Chris a leaf from the plant in the middle of the table.) Bon appitet! Oh and you can have my fork, i shan't be using it. Watch me. Yes that's it. (Shoves face into cake.)
Or this...
Chris: I don't want to get rid of my pimple, I like him. He's my friend. His name is Doug.
Brian: I just wish I didn't have to look at it.
Chris: Well, we have to look at your ANUS all day!
Stewie:Thank you!
(Inappropriate?)
And Family Guy has really infected many WoWers and RSers. One of the most famous quotes is:
Peter: Why did the dinosaurs go extinct?
Tour Guide: Because you touch yourself at night.
That is used so much every time someone asks a 'Why?' question. It's funny at first but it really gets old. PLEASE STOP!

Thank you...