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Post subject: Register and login to get these in-post ads to disappear  Posted: July 9th, 2005, 7:38 pm |
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Crysala
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Post subject: Posted: July 9th, 2005, 11:00 pm |
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ugh i hate reruns! oh well bad luck..
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Evanpop
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Post subject: Posted: July 12th, 2005, 1:26 am |
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My Favorite 3 are these.......
1:
Lois: (Noticing Chris' pimple): Oh my God! Look at the size of that pimple, you're like a circus freak! (Laughs.) Aw, I'm just kidding, it means you're becoming a man, sweetie.
Peter: Yeah, I remember when I first became a man.
Doctor: The operation was a success. What are you going to go by now?
(Peter looks under his hospital gown)
Peter: Peter
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Lois: Peter say hello to your daughter.
Peter: Oh my God! I'm sorry Lois. It was twenty years ago. I never heard the word rubber uh--
Lois: No, Peter this is Meg.
Peter: OH! Welcome to the family sweetheart, Chris throw out all of Megs old pictures.
3:
Peter (running for President of the school board): I'll make *** education fun!
Cartoon character: ****** junction, what's your function? Eatin' up sperm and spittin out babies!
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Post subject: Register and login to get these in-post ads to disappear Posted: July 12th, 2005, 11:03 am |
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Chris
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Post subject: Posted: July 12th, 2005, 11:14 am |
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King Kulla wrote: All they seem to play now is reruns...Like tonite, the one where Peter makes his own bar in the basement...Sheesh ive seen it a 1000 times! 
Peter-When I'm through with our schools our students will be so smart they'll be able to program their VCR's without spillin pipin hot gravy all over myself.
Mr. Griffin, your opening statement please.
Peter: Uh ok, uh I'm Peter Griffin, vote for me!
Audience chatter
Is that it?
Peter: Uh no, uh this is it. Uh, th-this is life. The one you get should go and have a ball. Because the world don't move to the beat of just one drum. What may be right for you, might not be right for some. You take the good, you take the bad, you take em both, and there you have. My opening statement. Sit booboo, sit. Good dog.
Peter in hell.
Peter: Wow, Adolf Hitler, Al Capone, John Wilkes Booth. Hey wh-what are you doin here?
Superman: I killed a hooker. She made a crack about me being faster than a speeding bullet so I ripped her in half like a phone book.
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You have AIDS!
Can't Touch Me
Rock Lobster
Rocket Man
My Fat Baby
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leonhart_210
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Post subject: Posted: July 12th, 2005, 11:31 pm |
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czskrazzi
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Post subject: Posted: July 13th, 2005, 9:59 am |
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lol maybe it should be the theme song for lobbywars
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Chris
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Post subject: Posted: July 14th, 2005, 4:32 pm |
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Someone should tell Dan that. 
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