Filmz

CreepyPirate · **Posted:** June 25th, 2011, 10:23 am

It seems every half a year or so i get a bit of a film itch. I don't normally watch many but it's been a slow month actually (WHICH IS SURPRISING CUZ I MOVE AT 100 MILES A SECOND TYO) so I'd like some reviews cause i know you guys are pros.

Heres some that I've watched this past month and my personal review of each:

TOYS STORY 3 - FUNNY FILM IT'S ABOUT TOYS BEING ALIVE AND A GUY CALLED WOODY AND THAT'S NOT A SEXUAL INUENDO IT'S HIS NAME. BASICALLY his owner grows upa nd goes to college cause hes a nerd who can't score a girlfriend and the only girl he knows is his sister (and shes lame) right so he wants to take woody with him but he loses him or something and then he gets shipped off with mr potato and the dinosaur to a playschool and its all nice untill they leave THEN THEY LOCK THEM IN THE YOUNG KIDS PLACE TO BE BROKEN anyways they escape and i can't remember the ending. 10/10

THOR - Don't waste your time on this one it's crap it's a cleverly disguised political message against pro-gay relationships which is FINE everyone is allowed an opinion right but i do not wish to have it pushed on me ok right so down to the film it's about this guy called thor which is a stupid name and he goes to this planet on a rainbow (lol and what does a rainbow represent??) and beats up on these ice cool guys for no reason cause his father already trashed there planet in the past so it was really unfair anyway he carrys his mighty hammer and kills loads of them and then his father comes and removes his clothing and powers and stuff and send him to earth cause hes sick of him hanging around with big bulky men and wants him to find a lady. here he eats food, breaks into a tent to get his hammer back, fights a giant robot and falls in love with some stupid women all in the space of 10 minutes cause he literally met her 10 mins ago but oh its love sure then he gets his power back in 20 mins and saves the day in 30 mins WTF and he smashes the rainbow up cause he hates homosexuals. CRAP. 1/10

Kick **** - this is a lovely film which is labeled by some americans as kiddie porn cause it has a little girl in it who kills men and wore a school girl outfit. i don't know what that says about the UK and places like australia cause all girls wear school uniforms anytway there idiots so ignore them right its about this loser who dresses up and gets stabbed and hes like OH NO AH and then he gets run over the idiot so he gets rushed to hospital and lives and then carrys on fighting crime and gets famous on youtube then he meets Mr cage and a little girl and the little girl is like KUNG FU style killing lots of men and then cage snipes one in the head like a badass anyway they **** off the wrong people get in trouble and cage gets set alight and your like NO NOT NICK CAGE his daughter storms in ***** and shes all NOT NICK CAGE and kicks **** (cause thats the film name) and saves them well not cage he dies but saves the loser nerd who was also there btw and then goes to the HQ of the mob boss and KICKS **** then the nerd shows up with a jetpack (so unrealistic) and blows **** up then its a show down and the guy gets blown up by a rocket and they live happilye ver after. 10/10

PLEASE REVIEW A FILM SO I CAN DECIDE IF I WANT TO WATCH IT NEXT. next will be zombieland and The Road.

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trekkie · **Posted:** June 25th, 2011, 11:14 am

zombieland was good.

green lantern was awful.

Iron Maiden · **Posted:** June 25th, 2011, 1:09 pm

@trekking - GL is fairly good IF you're an hardcore comic fan or you go to see a filled with CGI blockbuster. You have to see it for VISUAL, nothing else. Because acting,storyline,character developpement isn't that great. Fans who likes it likes because of the character. Fans who disliked it dislike it because they think a such badass character deserves MUCH better. The Green Lantern mythology is fantastic, a must. But remember, Green Lantern the movie is the first of a future trilogy. So, they might switch the director or will learn from their mistakes and make a way better movie in the future. How many franchises movies have a sequel superior to the first one? Plenty.

@Creepy - Can't really agree with Thor, but don't totally disagree either. Thor has plenty of clichés (i.e. I hated the kissing scene between Thor and Jane because I'm a ******** that doesn't believe in love. I despise EVERY romance in comics movies EXCEPT The Dark Knight because she dies and that makes a heartwrenching love life for Batman and I like it that way.) and storyline isn't totally original. However, loyalty to the source material is good enough to statisfy fanboys. And a bit like Green Lantern, Thor movie, is more likely a prelude to the upcoming Avengers movie. My guess is, you will get what it really deserves in that, and possibly in a potential sequel. Besides, I loved the cast. They were all good. Hopkins was amazing as Odin. I thought fighting scenes were incredibly well done, more importantly, the ones against ice giants. It was a great watch.

On topic
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Last film I watched was «The A Team».
Excellent. The perfect match of comedy and intense action. Liam Neeson is such a fantastic actor. ALL of his movies are good. If you like action movies in general, The A Team is a must for you.

Watching tonight: The Mechanic with Jason Statham (another badass actor)
Will comment on that when I see it.

Hairy Munky · **Posted:** June 28th, 2011, 3:58 pm

I watched Paul last night, definitely worth a look if you like Simon Pegg and Nick Frost.
The best film I've watched recently, though, is Fast Five. If you like The Fast and the Furious then it definitely won't disappoint. One of the best in the series imo.
I definitely think there's better films to watch before Zombieland. Have you thought of checking out some older films? I recently re watched The Big Lebowski and the Airplane! films. Fight Club and the Monty Python films spring to mind too. If you've not seen any of them you should check them out.

CreepyPirate · **Posted:** June 29th, 2011, 4:22 am

Hairy Munky wrote:

I watched Paul last night, definitely worth a look if you like Simon Pegg and Nick Frost.
The best film I've watched recently, though, is Fast Five. If you like The Fast and the Furious then it definitely won't disappoint. One of the best in the series imo.
I definitely think there's better films to watch before Zombieland. Have you thought of checking out some older films? I recently re watched The Big Lebowski and the Airplane! films. Fight Club and the Monty Python films spring to mind too. If you've not seen any of them you should check them out.

I was wondering about Paul. I rather liked them in the police film but didn't like the zombie one they did. Also i can never remember the name of there films cause there always bad names. OF COURSE I've seen monty python. You're not British if you've not watched them. Fight club is good too. Don't like airplane! Never heard of the big lebusosfhshsk.

Zombieland was crap. I only liked it when they was reinacting the ghost busters part. Once again hollywood insists on forcing in romance. Can i please have a film where there isn't some **** woman a guy falls in love with? I have NOTHING against romance in films but every **** one i don't care. That film would of been 10X more with just the kid and that big dude and none of the girls. It went from awesome zombie killing to him ***** around trying to get her attention. GARBAGE. I WATCH A GOD **** ZOMBIE FILM FOR THE ZOMBIES. I DO NOT CARE IF HE GETS THE GIRL. 1/10

Even tho i didn't LIKE simon peggs zombie film it was **** better than that crap.

Southrend · **Posted:** June 30th, 2011, 5:57 am

I just saw Transformers 3 last night. It was better than part 2 but part 1 is still the best. The special effects are super and I would recommend it to anyone that liked part 1.

Adbot · **Posted:** June 30th, 2011, 5:57 am