-=~=-126 Signs Showing You Play Runescape Waay Too Much-=~=-

I was part of another forum (that of which I don't use anymore cuz they sucked) and they decided that you could take these and tel them on other forums, so enjoy =)

You know you play Runescape too much when-
1. You revere Andrew Gower as God.

2. You started playing when RSbeta was out.

3. You remember when Falador didn't exist.

4. You drive past a church in RL and you think to yourself "do i need to recharge my prayer?"

5. You wear party hats around in RL to show off.

6. You have lvl 99 in any skill.

7. You have lvl 99 in every skill.

8. You are in the top 1000 players.

9. You have memorized your stats.

10. You refer to yourself by your RS character's name.

11. You get injured and eat to try to heal yourself.

12. You were playing since wilderness came out

13. You go to school and hear an announcement on the speaker phone and you think, "OMG OMG A SYSTEM MESSAGE"

14. You grab a fork and stab your little brother and take his party hat at his birthday.

15. There are dents in your mouse from clicking so many times.

16. You go to your bank and try to deposit a pizza.

17. You get admin status on 1337 boards like this.

18. Andrew Gower looks up to you.

19. You train on king black dragons all day without food.

20. You die from starving yourself forgetting that you have a real life.

21. You go to the bad side of town (real life) thinking its the wilderness and run around killing people with a sword and then taking their wallet.

22. You say things like "LOL" and "ROFL" in real life not knowing how much of a geek you are.

23. You go outside and hold up a cardboard box with writing on it saying selling 44K lob certs press 555 to buy.

24. Your principle suspends you from school for not showing, you say "NO IM BANNED!"

25. Your internet goes down, you kill yourself.

26. You are on runescape 10+ hours a day.

27. You don't know what this "real life" everyone refers to is.

28. You get your name changed to Andrew Gower.

29. You play so much that your school has deleted all java accounts from all the computers.

30. You figure out that if the school's computer has a bootable cd drive you can run knoppix linux from the cd and still play.

31. You buy Jagex stock.

32. You start useing slang Runescape terms all too often.

33. You try to make strength potions out of normal household chemicals, and end up poisoning yourself.

34. You refer to kindergardeners as noobs.

35. You go into theapy for your Runescape addiction.

36. You suffocate when you're away from Runescape more then 10 minutes.

37. You go to the mountains and run around trying to kill bears using a knife.

38. All the keyboard key letters have faded off.

39. People must pay a fee of 10M to be able to talk to you in the wild only without you killing them.

40. You walk into a clan war of 40+ people and everybody logs out.

41. You see ashley in wild and think to yourself, "what a n00b...".

42. You cry when you can't play.

43. You beat up your brother/sister/dad/mom off just to play.

44. You think about it all day.

45. You go bathroom on your self by mistake trying to stay on the game.

46. You bury bones in RL thinking you will gain stats.

47. You chop down trees for fun.

48. You play with fake swords.

49. Your character on RS gets hurt, you feel it.

50. The server slows down when you try to open your bank account.

51. You fake sick to stay home and play Runescape regularly.

52. You go to a dance and dance like the RS emote thinking that it's cool to dance that way.

53. You waste hours learning to hack Runescape, only to find out that if you spent that time actually playing the game, your non-hacked character would have the same stats as the one you wasted time on hacking.

54. You have 10K+ cabbages.

55. You run around in RL with a spear trying to catch lobbies or swordies in a puddle in your back yard.

56. You play Runescape while reading forums.

57. You wonder why there's no dragons in the free world.

58. You bury bones hoping to get a shade.

59. You have a separate AIM account solely for Runescape buddies.

60. You kill dragons in one hit.

61. You go to bed each day with your hands aching from click so much.

62. You don't go to sleep because you need to play.

63. You dream about Runescape.

64. You have your walls covered with pics with Runescape stuff on it.

65. You gather your friends to help you in your quest to go to the store.

66. You colored your clothes to look like rune or addy armor, and wear it while you play RS2.

67. You have an internet connection in your bathroom so you never stop playing.

68. You have a wireless internet connection and a laptop, so you can play Runescape in your bathroom.

69. You commit suicide after you get your character stolen.

70. You gain a level, you run around the house.

71. At youre little bros bday u steal all his party hats.

72. You drop out of school to play Runescape.

73. Your only friend are people you met on runescape.

74. You no longer sleep, so you get more time to play Runescape.

75. You play all day which is the only one that should be here.

76. You are Zezima.

77. Your friends list is full.

78. You get bored on your main so you create a new character.

79. You manage to listen to the entire Beatles discography while playing... In one sitting.

80. You have all of your bare essentials next to your computer.

81. You go to bed (if you do go to bed), you leave your computer running on the rs startup screen.

82. You have 30 n00bs, whom of which you are getting bored with.

83. You play 24+ hours staight. Only getting up to go to the bathroom.

84. You kill your little cousin and bury his bones and say, "only 27 more exp till next level!"

85. You break into a chicken farm and kill all the chickens to get their feathers, so you can lvl up your fletching.

86. You click the mouse so much that it breaks and you have to get a new one.

87. You train so much that people accuse you of autoing. Even though you're not.

88. You have memorized the entier highscore list.

89. You bothered to calculate that Zezima only has 19 lvls left to gain until Jagex needs to introduce a new skill.

90. You check to see if the above reason is correct.

91. You have played Runescape for 100+ hours in one sitting.

92. You try to use an apple pie to heal a broken leg and stem severe internal bleeding.

93. You eat all your meals at your computer so you can play more runescape.

94. You run around your neighbourhood choping down trees, and wonder why they don't respawn.

95. You go to school and get beat up b/c you tlak about runescape

96. You refer to your RS2 character as "me" or "I".

97. You go to your mayor and refer to him as the king then ask for a quest.

98. You open peoples caskets and look for a vampire while carrying a hammer and stake.

99. You ask people if they wanna buy a log from a yew tree for 200 gold.

100. You refer to real money as gold.

101. You find a way to get all the runescape songs on a CD which you are always listening to.

102. You go back to Melzor the Mad so you can laugh at him talking about rocks and cabbage.

103. You try to fish without bait.

104. You found 10 ways for per word to bypass censors on Runescape.

105. You kill a couple large rats and say, "whee Giant Rat leveling is the best!"

106. You paint on stones the picture of runes and try to teleport.

107. You have done as I and posted 10 of these in one post.

108. You have calculated that zezima is only 19 lvls away from the perfect charactor.

109. You have been "hacked".

110. You cried after you were "hacked".

111. You tell people you need to play RS2.

112. You click your mouse so much that it breaks, and you use it anyway because it would use your precious RS2 time to go to the store.

113. You remeber when people didn't have their combat level's beside their name in the game.

114. You remember when the wilderness didn't have levels.

115. You remember when the only thing you could put in the bank was money (as do I).

116. You spend time posting on these forums.

117. You joined these forums.

118. You are a Mod on these forums.

119. You post in this topic.

120. Runescape is burned into your screen from being on so long.

121. An error message comes up and says "Too Long Error" Please Close RuneScape and Retry in 24Hrs. You try to click the Close but all you can click is OK. You cry about it for 24Hrs before realizing you can play again!

122. You decide to find these "Dwarven Mines" to up your mining.

123. Your knuckles are locked from typing and clicking.

124. You look away from the screen everything is blurry.

125. You decide to get glasses.

116. You decide that sleeping wastes too much time that could otherwise be used playing Runescape. So you no longer sleep.

117. You try to cut a real life tree, and realize you dont get logs from it before it falls down.

118. Type to your friends 55555555 or 44444444 after been buying things on Runescape all day.

119. You try to fish shark RL and it doesnt go well planned.

120. You eat all your meals at the computer.

121. Inappropriate. ~Dan

122. Inappropriate. ~Dan

123. You have the RS2 website in your favorites on your computer .

124. You have you browser set up so that if you type "RS" in the address bar it takes you to runescape.com.

125. You've listened to the same cd at least 5 times today, while playing Runescape.
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126. You compiie the first 125 signs showing you play Runescape too much, then realize "Hey! what the hell am I doing?!? I need to get back to Runescape!"



I must admit that i was the one that compiled them all, but you gotta believe me, I was reeeealy tired and bored.

yay i only listened to half the Beatles discography

Excuse me?? Are you accusing me of something??

EDIT: I've cleared out all the flaming, and I'm gonna re-open this. However, any more spam here, and this will be locked for good.

Im 1 and it is that ive memorized my stats which isnt that bad

about 5 are true of me

i mulit task when i play.

you should have added

126 you didn't do your homework because you needed more time to play runescape ( guilty of that when i was doing legend)

127 you multi task



i know a guy who cut school just to play runescape, when his mom saw his grades slipping, she threw his comp away

9. You have memorized your stats.
Yep i like memorizing leetness

14. You grab a fork and stab your little brother and take his party hat at his birthday.
Nothing to do with RS, that pure evil

18. Andrew Gower looks up to you.
Only cuz im hot

20. You die from starving yourself forgetting that you have a real life.


21. You go to the bad side of town (real life) thinking its the wilderness and run around killing people with a sword and then taking their wallet.
Its called bounty hunting

24. Your principle suspends you from school for not showing, you say "NO IM BANNED!"
I AM banned from everywhere!!! They told me "You are BANNED from the schoolbus"

40. You walk into a clan war of 40+ people and everybody logs out.
They fear 1337n3ss

43. You beat up your brother/sister/dad/mom off just to play.
Nothing to do with RS

51. You fake sick to stay home and play Runescape regularly.


52. You go to a dance and dance like the RS emote thinking that it's cool to dance that way.
It IS cool *leans on air, falls on the ground, everybody laugh at him*

56. You play Runescape while reading forums.
Mining is not exactly what you can call "super exciting"...

62. You don't go to sleep because you need to play.


71. At youre little bros bday u steal all his party hats.


74. You no longer sleep, so you get more time to play Runescape.


76. You are Zezima.


78. You get bored on your main so you create a new character.
I only got 13 noob chars...

83. You play 24+ hours staight. Only getting up to go to the bathroom.
I did that once

87. You train so much that people accuse you of autoing. Even though you're not.
Cuz im ubber leet

93. You eat all your meals at your computer so you can play more runescape.


107. You have done as I and posted 10 of these in one post.
More than 10

116. You spend time posting on these forums.
Only 500+ post

117. You joined these forums.
Yep cuz im Mike's groopie jk

119. You post in this topic.


125. You've listened to the same cd at least 5 times today, while playing Runescape.
Yep, cuz Billy Talent ownz!!!!

i listened to it in alpha order..i quit at you've got to hide your love away

i didn't get a chance to listen to "you've really got a hold on me"

but i listened to 89 elton john songs instead

Oh my god, how did you ever make it?