[Guide] Recipe for Disaster Quest Guide (Unfinished)

bobert814 · **Posted:** March 15th, 2006, 3:15 pm

Recipe for Disaster Quest Guide
Rated Master and Very Long overall, but subsections (where you get rewards and quest points) can be novice/short.

Starting off, you need a "Dirty Blast" (make your own fruit blast at Tree Gnome Stronghold and add ashes), rotten tomato (from a crate by pillories and the duel arena), eye of newt (from port sarim mage shop), and a greenmans ale (from yanille bar).
Dirty Blast requires 2 lemons, 1 orange, 1 pineapple, a cocktail shaker, and a cocktail glass. Use one lemon, 1 orange, and 1 pineapple on the cocktail shaker, and use it on the cocktail glass. Use a knife to slice the lemon and put that in the glass. Put ashes in there and you got a Dirty Blast.
Bring these to the cook in Lumbridge castle. Congrats, one qp and stuffo.

Go inside the room, go through the extremely long cutscene and talk to the gypsy, have her explain all this.

Now for the mountain dwarf.
1. Inspect the dwarf and have the gypsy tell you random stuff.
2. Get around 6 asgarnian ales (from Fally pub) and bring around 1k (just in case).
3. You need a pot of flour, an egg, a bowl of water, and a bucket of milk. 4. Go to the underground tunnel under white wolf mountain and talk to an old dwarf.
5 . Now to go the pub in Fally and ask about dwarves and ale.
6. Now use ur money with each of the 6 asgarnian ales to make asgarnian ales (g).
7. Give these to the dwarf in the tunnel to get him drunk.
8. Talk to him for a while and give him the ingredients.
9. He will leave it on the table for you.
10. I picked them up with ice gloves and they automatically cooled for me. If you have them, use them, otherwise, find some other way to do it.
11. Give it to the Dwarf in lumbridge, and yippee...

Evil Dave:
1. Inspect Dave and let the Gypsy rant on.
2. Now, go to Edgeville and bring a kitten or cat.
3. Go in the house to the west of the bank, and talk to Doris to get what you are doing.
4. Now go down the trapdoor and have your cat catch a lot of hell-rats.
5. Get a nice supply of spices (drops from rats), and go up.
6. Go to general shop and buy lots of bowls. Fill these with water from the sink in Dave's house.
7. Put potatoes and meat (from rats in the dungeon) in to make stew. Put one spice in a stew and talk to dave.
8. He will either say EWWW or "one spice is correct". Just use guess and check to find the correct combination of spices. I had 3 brown, 3 yellow, 3 red, and 1 orange. This may be different for everybody.
9. When it is correct, go to lumbridge and give it to dave. Hooray...

Pirate Pete:
1. You need a pestle and mortar, raw cod, bread, a knife, 3 bronze wire, a needle, and a fishbowl.
2. Inspect Pirate Pete.
3. Go to the chef and ask how to help Pete.
4. Now go Port Khazard with a fishbowl, a weapon, 3 bronze wire, and a needle ONLY, and talk to the sailor (Mundus?) on the port.
5. Talk to him again, he will take the fishbowl and give you swim gear.
6. Talk to him again to go down.
7. Look on the ground for some kelp and pick it (look like seaweed).
8. In the water, go north until you get to a pen. Try to open the gate, then talk to Nung.
9. Pick up 5 rocks and go to the west area and into the pen with mudskippers. Kill 5 for their hides and go back to Nung. Give these to Nung.
10. Talk to him again and give him the wire and the needle.
11. Go inside the pen and kill for the crab meat. Use pestle and mortar to get ground crab meat. Go to the nearest bank, pestle and mortar the kelp and cod. Use a knife with the bread, and go back to the cook.
12. Talk to him about the pirate again.
13. Use the ingredients with each other and cook ti. (You might fail...so get extra).
14. Give to the Pirate and you are done.

The Goblins...fun
Inspect Goblins
1. Get bread, bucket of water, spice (from Tree Gnome Stronghold food shop), 1 orange, a knife, charcoal (from Digsite or Tai Bwo Wannai store), fishing bait, and blue dye.
2. Bring charcoal and go to the Goblin Village.
3. Talk to a random goblin.
4. Now go to the house right to the south-east of the generals' house. Go down, and talk to the cook.
5. Talk to him again and give him charcoal.
6. Watch the funny cutscene (fast food...heh).
7. Click and Examine the cook when you see him stuck to the wall...very funny.
8. Now talk to him again afterwards.
9. Use the water on the bread, the knife and then dye on the orange, and the spice on the bait. That was hard...
10. Give it to the cook, then give the mush to the Goblins.
11. Another part done.

3-16-06--4 parts done.
3-15-06--1.5 parts done.

Adbot · **Posted:** March 15th, 2006, 3:15 pm

ric4321 · **Posted:** March 17th, 2006, 10:37 am

W00t, TY

The Haysta · **Posted:** March 18th, 2006, 4:58 pm

Hey I finished the quests 3 days ago, before a guide came out on any fan site.

Talk to the gypsy and then to Cook about how to make Sir Amik's creme brulee.

Sir Amik Varze
Items Needed:Pot of cream, Bucket of milk, Raw sweetcorn, Axe, Machete, Pot, Dramen staff (to get into Zanaris), Raw chicken, Anti-dragonbreath shield, Pestle and mortar, Ice gloves (not needed but handy), Weapon and Armour to kill de drag,Prayer potions are quite handy for killing the black dragon

Talk to the gypsy and then to Cook about how to make Sir Amik's creme brulee if you havent already done so.Use the milk with the cream to make a creamy mixture.

Go to the Lumby mill and grind your sweetcorn into cornflour. Use this with the creamy mixture to make a cornflour mixture.Next we go to the Khazari Jungle SCARY wooowoooo. ahem. anyway go to the shoreline and search for a vannile pod. Its in a tree...

Now store everything in the bank except tele runes. Cast off to Entrana and go down the tunnel you went in for the Lost City Quest. Kill zombies (lv 24) until you get a bronze axe and then get a dramen branch. Grind it to dust and go back to the bank. Talk to the Wise Old Man near draynor bank. Ask him about the evil chicken. under the strange beasts section

Now get some armour a weapon ANTI DRAGON FIRE SHIELD! Dramen staff raw chicken. food and prayer pots.

Go into Zanaris, and then use a raw chicken on the shrine. You will be teleported into a strange dimension cave thing whatever. Now run past the big scary black dragons to the evil chicken. Kill him (Pay back - booyaa)

Now Take his egg and add it to the mixture. Now switch to protect from melee and run back past the dragons. Kill it - if you are using range you can go back into the tunnel with the ore. or back up against the portal. either way , kill the dam thing and pick up a token. exit the portal and rub it.

You will meet a fairy dragon who will grant you a wish. Get him to flambe the brulee. Hooray now teleport to lumbridge. Now Go Give the Brulee to Sir Amik Varze and congratz0 sub quest complete.

-Awowogei-
Go to ape atoll and proceed to interrogate that stupid dapper monkey.If you cant remember he is below the temple. He wont tell you, proceed to strangle (unforunately you cant do that). He will tell you about some monkies. they are in the temple and are very frustrating to talk to.

Locate the Monkies and talk to one of them, the others will butt in the conversation. They will tell you that King Awowogei's favorite food is Roasted giant snake stuffed with sliced banana and monkey nut paste. The banana and monkies can be bought on ape atoll. The Snake must get got from crash island

Buy the banana and the nuts then go back to Lumdo who can and will take you back to crash island.

Once you are there, head east and go down a hole. Kill a big snake and get the corpse. if you dont want to die use protect from melee.

Now go back to the trio and they will tell you the nuts and banana are the wrong type. you need a red banana and some special nuts. to get the red banana go to the west side of the island and while in fat monkey guard form use a rope on the tree. get 2 and drop one as soon as you get to the monkiesd because they will eat the first one. slice the second.

As for the Other nuts you must go to the new agility course. You must be a ninja monkey to use the course. if not you simply cant do it.

now grind up the Nuts (you dont have to go back to them).
Now use the sliced banana with the snake and then the ground nuts.

Now dust off your zombie greegree and go down to the sacrficial pyres. there is a crevice just below the ladder. enter it and you will see a long rock. Use the snake on the rock and you will cook it. Hopefully...

Now go back to lumbridge and give the cooked snake to him. he will tell you about ape atoll teleport.

Thank god thats over

Deep Breath

Fighting The Food
You cannot use prayer when your fighting these Monsters!

-Agrith-Na-Na-
Items recommened:
Rune plate and legs or dragon hide
a good shield and wep
a good amulet
might as well have a cape
swordies or better

Battle Stratgey
This guy is pretty easy you should just unload specials and eat when needed

-Flambeed-
Items recommended:
mystic top and bottom
ammy of magic
runes for the highest spell you can cast
food
either ice gloves and a staff

Battle Strategy
You cant hold any weapon without ice gloves. I just manually clicked from the spell menu so i didnt have to kil the ice queen again. Pretty simple

-Karamel-
Items Recommended:
again mystic top and bottom
ammy of magic
god cape
DDS and a staff plus runes
Food
RESTORE POTS at least 7

Battle Strategy
Mage This God dam ice cream and dont start drooling at the screen. If you run out of restore pots and your mage level it too low to cast your spell. Switch to DDS and spec.

-Dessourt-
Items Recommended:
D hide or rune armour
a decent amulet
a good melee weapon
good food
super pots if you can afford

Battle Strategy
This edible vampire will fire bats or liqourice i cant really tell and melee you. Just eat when nessecary and unload specs

-Gelatinnoth Mother-
Items recommended:
Farseer
Mystic top gloves and boots
d hide legs
MSB and rune arrows or a crystal bow
runes for all 4 wave spells
melee wep
god cape
Food
Food
Food
Food

Battle Strategy
The last actually hard monster. You should use the following table to find out what will hit when.

White - Air spells
Blue - Water spells
Orange - Melee attacks
Brown - Earth spells
Red - Fire spells
Green - Range attacks

-Culiromancer-
Items recommended
Mystic
runes to beat the hell out of him
shield
god cape
food - you wont need much

Battle Strategy
He is just like a pure. Very easy if you have good defence.

bobert814 · **Posted:** March 18th, 2006, 6:17 pm

Nice. I didnt have the requirements to do the rest of the subquests...then quest guides came out on tip.it and runehq.

The Haysta · **Posted:** March 18th, 2006, 6:34 pm

heh. I might add more but not right now

sir leye120 · **Posted:** March 27th, 2006, 7:42 am

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The Haysta · **Posted:** March 27th, 2006, 8:51 pm

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