Where are all the toasters?!?

i've been playing runescape for almost 5minutes and i have completed tutorial island, omg like tht was hard LMAO

anyway i found tht runescape hasn't yet installed toasters. now surely toasters should be found everywhere as most fantasy games have toasters in, for example World of Warcraft, thegame was first thought about while the creators were making toast.

I believe toasters should have a far greater meaning in runescape, than just being an ordinary household appliance. i believe they should be used in combat as an extra weapon. attachable and detachable from ur shield.
load ur toast wait 2 minutes and fire it at ur enemy, adding spread inflicts extra damage of course.

but toasters are greatly under seen in runescape, which being a fantasy game should have wierd objects. such as a KING BLACK DRAGON TOASTER! it would add challenge to the game as well as a difficult monster to over come.

sliced bread when used with toasters, should toast the bread into toast. this will gain cooking experience as u do so. then adding a spread, which u can make through the new herblore skill will add to the toasts healing power. if ur not a keen herb person thingy then u should take a trip to ur local sainsburies (south of falador, next to cooking guild in varrock) or ur local kwik save (generally everywhere full of old people and spotty teens).

In these stores spreads will be available in a 4 dose pot. it takes 2 doses or knife loads to complete ur toast. However when u increase ur toast making skill aka ur cooking, to add some spreads u will have to apply quickly as the toast is still hot otherwise they will not spread .

Eating toast with spreads, of course, heals life and increases some stats such as woodcutting.


Remember Toasters are u friends and should be treated with respect. i believe tht if i get enough people to agree with me, jagex may install just one magical toaster into runescpae so we can all enjoy a good breakfast (no, not wheetabix or some shreddie stuff)

Keep on Toasting!





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Well think about it like this. Was there toasters in the time period that Runescpae takes place? No there wasn't. This is the same reason that they are not adding guns into the game. Toasters would be pointless anyways, where would you plug it in or get batteries?

Hmmm...I dunno what time period RS takes place...but guns have been around longer than you think....

Yeh I know they have been around a long time. I was just thinking though. I need to reconsider that because if they have cannons why not have a gun, they both use gun powder.

*uses knife on loaf of bread*
u get some sliced bread
*uses slice of bread of fire*
u just burnt ur toast foo!

Yes guys. It *is* dripping with sarcasem.

I feel for you man, i've been waiting for bacon to be brought into this game for years.

Toasters would be even dumber.. :F