What is the stupidest thing a newcomer has ever said to you.

driversed91 · **Posted:** May 27th, 2005, 4:28 pm

I just wanna know. I started a thread in another forum and it got many replies. Most of them were actually pretty funny. And even post what the stupidest thing you have ever said. I dont have anything to post for this topic because...I'm not stupid.

Adbot · **Posted:** May 27th, 2005, 4:28 pm

Jeff · **Posted:** May 27th, 2005, 4:34 pm

Some guy wants a battleaxe to cut an tree :lol:

driversed91 · **Posted:** May 27th, 2005, 4:36 pm

lol that is so funny i have never heard that one

Haitovich · **Posted:** May 27th, 2005, 5:23 pm

I was mining (and of course getting all ores) and a level 3 was "Omg, go to another rock or I'll report you"

Brad · **Posted:** May 27th, 2005, 5:52 pm

a lvl 3 asking "whats runescape?"

driversed91 · **Posted:** May 27th, 2005, 6:07 pm

Haitovich wrote:

I was mining (and of course getting all ores) and a level 3 was "Omg, go to another rock or I'll report you"

I got alot of that before i went to guild

Adbot · **Posted:** May 27th, 2005, 6:07 pm

czskrazzi · **Posted:** May 27th, 2005, 6:47 pm

i said to my friend lmfao at something he said

a lvl 10 comes up to me and says.. czskrazzi you noob i just reported you..

i Said ermmm, why?.. he said cuz you said a very bad word.. Your gonna get banned..

hehe then i just said oh you mean lmfao? lmfao that is so funny.. Lmfao is not a bad word and so on..

Gerudo_shiek · **Posted:** May 27th, 2005, 7:55 pm

i was hangin out on my mage account..lev 20 i bleive, and this lev 3 says "my main will own you!!!" i say ok...luckily..my main was in the same area, so i quickly switched, and stood in the same place my mage was, his main, a lev 30 (mind you..my main is gerudo_shiek, combat 80) and hes like" hey...whered that noob go?" i say "care to come to wildy and call me a noob to my face? boys and girls..can you say...speed logger?

Robbie · **Posted:** May 27th, 2005, 8:00 pm

"my brother wont let me play alot so i dont have time to earn money. can you give me some?"

cvcncfanatic · **Posted:** May 28th, 2005, 1:44 am

i was in full rune with scimmy on free world in varrock preparing to pk, when this happened
lvl 3 girl said: i love you
me: sigh, get a life
lvl 3 girl: ur my life
me: *add ignore*

pouwel · **Posted:** May 28th, 2005, 3:55 am

how do I mine a rock ????

lol

The Killer · **Posted:** May 28th, 2005, 4:20 am

cvcncfanatic wrote:

i was in full rune with scimmy on free world in varrock preparing to pk, when this happened
lvl 3 girl said: i love you
me: sigh, get a life
lvl 3 girl: ur my life
me: *add ignore*

heh i get that a lot.

dark jester1 · **Posted:** May 28th, 2005, 7:45 am

a like lvl 65 came up to me cause i was wearing black trim armour and said will u trim my armour or i just walkd away

The Killer · **Posted:** May 28th, 2005, 9:11 am

last time i used to play at some local public place, then i saw 2 NEWBY FREAKS!! i overheard their conversation, although most of them are in chinese.

place: varrock general store

noob1: omg! cool helm!! i wanna buy this!!
<points his finger at a bronze med>
noob2: whoa cool! lets share our money and buy this!!
<noobs trade money so both have enough to buy bronze med>
<i interrupt their conversation>
me: dude, these stuff are so useless, i can get you 100 of them everyday.
<points at steel full helm>
me: look this stuff is way better than your junk
noob1: no it isnt, bronze is better!!
me: ill give you 1k to buy that helm then since yuo got no money.
noob2: who cares, at least we got a helm that is better than that junk.
<noobs laugh at me>
<i get on a comp beside them and show them my main>
noob1: omfg i know you cheated!!
me: no i didnt, these are all earned by my hard work.
noob2: you would have at most earned 1k from that...
noob2: haha what a moron he cheated to play the game hahhah!!!
<both act like tards>
me: right...

noobs make me sick

Gerudo_shiek · **Posted:** May 28th, 2005, 4:11 pm

eh...main bragging in general is stupid. its nice to have a strong main..but dont go around gloating them..anyway..

noob: dude,how do you get a bloody sword?
me: (confused some) er..make it?
noob: how?
me:...smithing...
noob: where do i get blood?
me: oh..bloody sword..not...oh...wait..what kind fo question is that?
noob: i want a bloody sword like yours! i pay 500 gold peices and20 feathers!
me:....(finnaly clicks in his head> oh..the dragon sword..sorry man, 100k
noob: oh....what does k stand for?
me: thousand
noob:....100 thousand? thats not a number..you noob

it was creepy...he was cool at first..not begging..but asking..then he went and finished it