Make your OWN RS DISEASE!

Rocket2004 · **Posted:** July 15th, 2005, 7:02 pm

put it in this format

Quote:

Scammer Revenge Syndrome(SRS)
comes: this will come shortly after being scammed or hacked.
Symptoms: hatching a plot to scam people, implementing a plot to scam people
punishments: jagex doesn't care if you hit accept on th*******, it's your fault, this diesease has no lasting implications

Adbot · **Posted:** July 15th, 2005, 7:02 pm

Enkidutorix · **Posted:** July 15th, 2005, 7:50 pm

Probation Syndrome (PS)
comes: this will come shortly after being banned
Symptoms: you have a red title and ur watched closely by the admins/mods

punishments: you get permanently banned if you mess up again :twisted:

The Killer · **Posted:** July 15th, 2005, 7:55 pm

Noobish Heart Attack(NHA)
comes: this happens right after you see a low lvl who has something that you always wanted
symptoms: you lose your mind and shout random stuff like a noob, often shouting out your password
punishments: you lose your account, jagex laughs at you, the low lvl laughs at you, you commit suicide

Brad · **Posted:** July 15th, 2005, 8:02 pm

PONA (proud of noob acheivements)
comes : when you feel good about getting that skill to level 2
syptoms : likely to shout out about your achievements, post in every forum and proclaim yourself the equal of god (or Zezima as he is known in runescape)

Shane · **Posted:** July 15th, 2005, 8:06 pm

PS (Pure Stupidity)
comes: when a noob doesn't know what is right and he thinks he is right
symptoms: lots of CAPS and t4lk1n6 like thi$.

leonhart_210 · **Posted:** July 15th, 2005, 9:17 pm

Noobishly Owned (NO)
Comes: When owned by one or a plural amount of noobs in the wilderness due to carelessness, lack of skill, or death from a Granite Maul.
Symptoms: Screaming and cursing. Temper tantrums may be thrown in Lumbridge after ownage.
Punishments: Seeing one or more noobs become wealthier. Broken PC or PC Accessories may result from throwing of the tantrums. Grounding may also be dished out. (Only for ages seven through eighteen)

Adbot · **Posted:** July 15th, 2005, 9:17 pm

Gerudo_shiek · **Posted:** July 15th, 2005, 11:07 pm

Death By Event (DBE)

-causes: trying to multi task (IE, hallying fire giants while checking RSBANDB forums)
-symptoms: unseen untill later or final stages. Include, but are not limited to: extremly low health, loss of items, appearing in the wilderness or ice mountain, sitting in lumbridge holding only three items.
-punishment: learning the hard way to play high detail to hear when the event comes by.

Gontcha · **Posted:** July 16th, 2005, 7:28 am

Stupid Computer Lag/Crash (SCL/C)
Comes: When you try to download loads of fonts, games irc chat at once while playing RS
Symptoms: LAG!!!
Punishments: Crash, you lose everything, when in wildy; given a free ticket to lumby etc...

glynnder · **Posted:** July 16th, 2005, 12:56 pm

nooby ded:
comes: quickly after acting like a noob, (ot callin a lower lvl, whos not a saddo a nnob)
symptoms:ur health is goin down very fast...
punishment:u die, lose all ur stuff (including ur bank) every1 in the game laffs @ u, all ur stats go 2 0!!!

(harsh!)

Rocket2004 · **Posted:** July 16th, 2005, 1:03 pm

try to make funny ones.. not ones about noobs should die and stuff

btw I think SHane's is the best

trekkie · **Posted:** July 16th, 2005, 2:39 pm

kabab neck syndrom KNS

after eating so many kababs you neck is now turned 90 degrees.

remember taco neck syndrom

Alex 43 · **Posted:** July 17th, 2005, 7:42 pm

FFS (Forgiveness Fatality Syndrome [Scary?])

Comes:

-When a newbie asks you for free stuff and you laugh in his face
-When you 'unfairly' gain something to someone else's disadvantage
-When you treat other, lower level people like they are meaningless

Symptomes:

-A pain in your characters gut constantly makes your character slow his work (if he ever does any) down unwillingly
-The actual player hones a feeling of boredom
-A sudden desire to give stuff away overcomes the player

Punishments:

-There is only one. If left untreated and unattended to, can build up to overwhelming guilt and ultimate disgrace over the person. If still unattended for over long periods of time, suicide!

So please. Treat Runescape's lesser players with care. After all, you are setting an example on them on how matured players should be acting, and if they see other people teasing and insulting these inexperienced players, they begin to develop the habit in order to 'belong' in the Runescape crowd.

lkg sabre · **Posted:** July 18th, 2005, 7:16 am

Censor Syndrome (CS)
comes: After you've been owned by the censor, when you actually said nothing bad.
Symptoms: Frustration, being censored multiple times in 1 minute.
punishments: Having to learn new ways of spelling what you want to say, or giving up.

Mediumwell · **Posted:** July 18th, 2005, 8:44 am

Anger Shut Out Syndrome (A.S.O.S.)
Comes: Players constantly asking to see phat in trade/No one to pk in wild/Just got scammed/Everyone around is not cooperating the way you'd like
Symptoms: Private Chat Off/Public Chat Off/Trade/Duel Off/Deletion of Whole Friends List/Add Everyone to Ignore List (...In Order of abbreviations: P.C.O.1 ; P.C.O.2 ; T./D.O. ; D.O./D. ; W.F.L. ; A.E.I.)
Punishments: MAJOR LOSS OF RESPECT/FRIENDS possible bann?

~Mediumwell~

forsberg fan · **Posted:** July 18th, 2005, 10:15 am

Smashing Monitor Syndrome

Comes: when noobs succesfully run away from you in wild with low health and good items.

Symptoms: Extreme frustration, smashing you monitor, and threatening the person on private chat.

Punishments: Buying a new monitor.