You play too much Runescape when...

samurai815 · **Posted:** September 28th, 2005, 4:19 pm

part 2:

-when u try to examine stuff
-when u change for gym u just click on ur clothese
-when u start money call gp
-when in your chemistry class you take bottle with yellow or other color liquid and drink it and after that say "dam this was good str pot"
-When u start pickpocket ur house door
-when u start pick pocket supermarkets security guard
-when u sit in school and think of more of these.
-when ur grades go in negative
-when u think that u have only computer class in school
-when u think that ur computer classes asigment is to post in rs forums
-when u start cary ur backpack everywhere u go
-when u go to bank and say "selling 1k yews"
-when ur total post count together in all forums is ower 1k (my is like 7k)
-when u think that u can go to northpole in shorts and t'sirt and don't freez till death
-when u cut urself with knife and go searching for antipot, and find antichloric asid and drink it
-when u have mmore than 2 rs acounts
-when u and ur computer is only things left in ur house
-when ur computer desk is ur bed too
-when u get messege from bank what says "U have reached ur credit lvl"
-when in cafeteria u ask its workers "what is ur cooking lvl"
-when u start using u not you in ur english essay paper (happens with me all the time)
-when u start ignoring girls/boys in real life (this is not funny)
-when ur all rs skills are 100
-When u start killing bugs and say "die u kq!!!"
-when u don't drink water anymore
-when buttons un ur keybord don't have letters on them anymore
-when u never wisit ur locker to get ur books out
-when u forget in what grade u are in
-when u go to tree and ask "can I got to gnome village plz"
-when u run out of papper where to write these (just happened)
-when u start seeing fishing spots in ur nearby river
-when u try to talk to ur cat and he answers
-when u walk past park you think "what a nice park for training fletching"
-when u start think that dimonds are as big as apples
-when u got to zoo and think u can turn into monkey
-when u throw away moms cooked chiken and say "why u give me that junk food, it only heals 3!!!"
-when ur favorite muisic group is that little icon in bottom right rs screen corner
-when u run out of space in ignore list
-when u got to aporchery and ask for str pot
-when xp in all ur skills is more than 100m

And my favorite:
-when u go to muzeum and take sword and then run to dinos room and start burying bones, and when securty guard comes u kill him and say "stupid zombie" or "shade"

I think this is the longest list.

could be more...

Adbot · **Posted:** September 28th, 2005, 4:19 pm

jayc3399 · **Posted:** October 13th, 2005, 7:26 pm

ult_mac_dady wrote:

~y0(_) 7!p3 |!K3 7(-)!5

you under stand stuff like this

raiden528 · **Posted:** October 13th, 2005, 8:09 pm

YOu know your obsessed with runescape when you buy runescape items off e-bay...when you color a cardboard box red put it on and say your invecible. When you carry around a book and say it raises your stats...when you take a fly fishing rod to a lake and expect to catch a "full invetory" of trout...when you ask how do you mine fish?...when you get so high lvl jagex deleates youe acount...when you have full dragon drop it on the ground and say of dont worry I have another 50 sets.

raiden528 · **Posted:** October 14th, 2005, 1:31 pm

You know you play to much when you crap your pants instead of getting up and going to the bathroom.

Cheetahchris · **Posted:** October 15th, 2005, 8:40 am

Quote:

when u put ur rs name down on a test and not ur real name

Yea that happened to me i made 0 on the test and the teacher put three question marks beside my name

John2496 · **Posted:** October 16th, 2005, 8:41 am

WHEN YOU TELL A BULLY IN SCHOOL, MEET ME IN THE WILDY.
WHEN YOU KILL SOMEBODY AND SAY. WHATS THE LOOT?

Adbot · **Posted:** October 16th, 2005, 8:41 am

Crysala · **Posted:** October 16th, 2005, 11:25 am

please dont post in all caps.

Lord Zamorak · **Posted:** October 17th, 2005, 8:39 pm

You MUST play runescape too much if this is your average day...

The Charectors\things-

Police Men (player mods)
Presedent (andrew grover)
Teachers (high level players who help out)
Cars (some kinda horse...i think. so jagex finally gave in)
You (whatever your runescape name is)
You friends (whatever there runescape name is)
Base ball bat (wooden sword)

You wake up one morining. Something begins beeping. You look over your right side, and see something. what is it?

1.a clock?
2.a radio?
3.some item from the future that aliens brought!

You decide on 3.
You pick up your baseball bat and whack it. That item is going to disturb you all day, but you go on anyways.
You begin to walk to school (whatever that was...)
You hear some kids cussing, and you think fast!

"you look to the bottom right of you, but see no report button"

You then try to switch worlds, but you also see no log out button. You go to ask a mod what the world is coming to, and he says your crazy. You think fast, and reaslize that youd reapear at your house if you died, and maybe things would be back to normal! (dont do this kids, lol) so, he goes to the bridge to jump off, when he gets stopped, and taken into mental hospital.

To be continued...

lil ninja911 · **Posted:** October 17th, 2005, 11:39 pm

... When you run after girls then stop and say "bind damit! why can't i bind!"

... When you say to your parents "I'll be off in 30 seconds"... Half hour later your still on

... When you don't want to get off Runescape so you tell your parents " I'm not at a save spot yet! Hold on!"

thief18954 · **Posted:** October 18th, 2005, 8:27 am

... When you find a rubber chicken and start dancing.
... When you go to the Renissance Fair, see a group of Black Knights and kill them, then saying "Why haven't I turned into an Adept yet?!".
... When you wear some stupid crass necklace and try talking to your cat.
... When you go to a Capture the Flag game and kill people, then saying to others "Don't worry, they'll be back".
... When you go on a fishing boat and say to other fishers "I can catch sharks!".
... When you start grave robbing tombs, then saying "Darn I haven't gotten one piece of Barrows yet..."
... When you wear a white towel as a cape, running around saying "I'm a Legend!!!".

Pat · **Posted:** October 22nd, 2005, 3:22 am

when you start taking the time to write all these things....

xOhYax · **Posted:** October 22nd, 2005, 10:11 am

when you get a burger king crown and wear it and say, "Im so rich! i have a Phat!"

zante4950 · **Posted:** October 22nd, 2005, 7:33 pm

lmfao these are funny keep them coming i want more! :lol:

lagato13 · **Posted:** November 24th, 2005, 12:34 am

when you try to teleother teachers to wildy
when you keep thinking you can die and expect to go to fally
if you've written most of this stuff already
if you've got 99 in all of your stats (zezima)
when you stay up for a week waiting for spirit trees to grow
when you kill guards for clue scrolls
when jagex has you on speed dial
when every mod and admin knows your first and last name
if you go to medieval times, see the knights in the ring and try to kill the blk knight thinking you'll become a master and buy some white armor
when jagex calls you and says "stop playing!!"

Brad · **Posted:** November 24th, 2005, 12:57 am

Old topic bumped on several occasions, and this thread has gone far enough

Locked.