Tell your noob stories!

tacticknight · **Posted:** March 19th, 2005, 9:11 am

Noob:How much for your Santa Hat?
Me:You can't afford it.
Noob:How much for it?
Me:500k
Noob:I have 1000k
Me:Prove it
Noob:I'm not gonna drop it you noob
Me:Aren't you gonna buy my Santa Hat?
Noob:I don't want your stupid Santa hat.

Adbot · **Posted:** March 19th, 2005, 9:11 am

cvcncfanatic · **Posted:** March 19th, 2005, 1:36 pm

Jackaler wrote:

Rocket2004 wrote:

no one called me a noob when i was new to runescape

everyone was nice back then. back b4 the Noobie Boom.

well, when i train with shad0w lt (combat 32) i get called a noob every 10 secs, so sad ...

tacticknight · **Posted:** March 19th, 2005, 4:40 pm

Hmm...when you sign up there should be a noob test.If you get 2+ answers in noob form your not allowed to sign up

Crysala · **Posted:** March 19th, 2005, 5:29 pm

haha a noob test would be mad...ive had sooo many noob stories accept i cant remember them now...too bad some of them lasted like 30mins of arguing and i owned them every time! well youll just have to trust me on that one lol....if i get another one ill post it
i have only been called a noob like 3 time by noobs themselves when i was lvl 69 so it doesnt actually count...and when i first started out i made a friend the first day and he gave me full iron then full steel for later on when i could wear it...pretty nice and he gave me like 2k (which i thought was alot then lol)...pika is right..some peeps can be nice

Robbie · **Posted:** March 19th, 2005, 7:48 pm

i was mining iron with a rune pic the other day. and this guy with level 15 mining and a bronze pic came. well, i got every single rock and he started crying :lol:

but i felt bad...(not really) and i gave him a chisel. then he followed me for 3 trips to the bank

a CHISEL got a noob to like me. noobs are so funny

Jer99 · **Posted:** March 20th, 2005, 8:39 am

BradWoodward wrote:

noob: i never realised daggers were so short

Hehe!!!! lmao, i had a good laugh on that 1!

Me:Drop party! follow me!
noob:you arent gonna drop!!
Me:yes i am, ill show u in trade!!
Noob:you arent gonna drop a addy plate!!!
me:yes i am
noob:no you arent!! Thats worth like frigin 16k! i only got like 1k!
me:noob....

Adbot · **Posted:** March 20th, 2005, 8:39 am

tacticknight · **Posted:** March 22nd, 2005, 2:56 pm

Noob:Yo tack!
Me:Yeah?
Noob:Can you do me a huge favour?
Me:Like...?
Noob:Can I have 5k?No one will give it to me.
Me:Noob
Noob:Noob!My main is 88.
Me:Then why don't you just get 5k from there than?And what's your mains name?
Noob:Just give me the money noob.
And then he runs off

I hate noobs so much.

Magnumkiller · **Posted:** April 2nd, 2005, 7:50 pm

When I first started playing there was no Tutorial Island, just a weird NPC called guide who you would never see because people appeared over him. So I went into the Lumby castle and started the quest, then I started the Sheep Shearer quest.
I got lost for probably a week between Falador, Rimmington, Port Sarim, and Draynor village, always finding a way to get back to Rimmington

. IT probably took me a month to finish those two quests since the only spinning wheel I knew of was the one at Barbarian Village

.

I actually like this one:
I am walking near the Champions Guild with my Rune Hatchet equipped (I had another one in the bank) when someone level 70 comes up to me and says: Hey nice hatchet. I will give you my Rune Battleaxe for it. I was all like: OMG Scammer. Funny thing, he actually did the trade

.

Before levels could be seen, a friend of mine and myself went to Lumbridge and started acting as noobs. Some guy dressed in Iron he told us he would take us somewhere fun. We pressed follow on him, and went from Lumbridge to the edge of the wilderness. Near there, my friend and myself equipped our Rune armors. The guy just suddenly logged out

.

A noob story, that is not of a noob, and everyone envies:
I am walking in Falador from having made a trade with a friend (Back when you could get a party hat for 100K). I had my new 100K and was all happy because I would be able to finally get my dream item. I enter the west bank, and to my surprise, there is a yellow party hat in the floor, next to someone who was AFK. I felt the pressure of my blood fall to zero, but I managed to get that Yellow Party Hat.

The Killer · **Posted:** April 3rd, 2005, 3:01 am

i dont really have noob stories but i got pics of their nonsense.

lol a competition between 2 scammers

wow theres a new cape! look!

lol check this one out

i dont understand my friend... look what crap he said to me this time(i played along on this one)

who wanna buy full rune?? buy from this guy!!

omg i wanna buy this stuff

me fooling around with my chicken

lol he killed a dummy

lol this guy must have been very desperate

BUYING GOLD BARS!!!

wow its too good to be true!!

cool, theres new trimmed armor

crappy, aint it?

me acting noobish with my chicken again...

another one of me fooling around... im tired...

kinda mixed up eh?

wow, such a good trade...

this scammer's so desperate none fell for it he started doing this

i think this guy watched too much porn stuff

i want one!!

me and my idiotic self

wheres his crown?? i thought jagex staff members got gold crowns??

i dont get it, why thank someone that killed you?

THATS IT! THATS MY WHOLE "NOOBISH QUOTE" COLLECTION. HOPE YOU EVEN BOTHERED TO READ THEM ALL, AND HOPE YOU LIKE THEM.

Crysala · **Posted:** April 3rd, 2005, 3:17 am

lol some of those are really funny...others are well...crap lol. but all in all a nice collection lol...

debieltje0 · **Posted:** April 3rd, 2005, 3:24 am

pika69 wrote:

When I was just starting out, someone gave me full steel and a steel battle axe. ^_^, some people can be nice.

i sometimes give steel or mith armor away too, i gave full steel to my friend like 5 times because he kept dying :lol:

debieltje0 · **Posted:** April 3rd, 2005, 3:30 am

debieltje0 wrote:

pika69 wrote:

When I was just starting out, someone gave me full steel and a steel battle axe. ^_^, some people can be nice.

i sometimes give steel or mith armor away too, i gave full steel to my friend like 5 times because he kept dying :lol:

somethimes i give armor to random persons too, if im smithing and see a lvl 30 with iron armor(i did see one) i gave some steel stuff to him

T-Dogg · **Posted:** April 3rd, 2005, 5:19 am

A few months ago I was mining the gem rocks in Shilo, by myself, when 2 guys show up. I was combat level 68 or so, they were both in the 80's.

Lvl 80 noobs: Might as well leave now, noob, you won't get any gems anyway.
Me: I'll take my chances. (Looked up their mining levels, they're about 20 levels below me. I was about 82 mining at the time.)

*We mine the rocks for a few rounds, they might have got a few, but not more than 2 out of 7.*

Lvl 80 noobs: I'll give you 3k if you just leave.
Me: I like it here. I'm staying.
Lvl 80 noobs: you're such a noob! go away!

*Mine a few more rounds, they still don't get many*

Me: I'll give you 3k if you guys just leave.
Lvl 80 noobs: *log out*

Just goes to show that a high combat level doesn't keep people from acting noobish. Never judge a player's skills on their combat level!

tacticknight · **Posted:** April 3rd, 2005, 6:03 am

Heh high level noobs annoy me because they think they know everything.
*Fighting lessers, theres a lvl 79,110,63 and me(69) there*
79:omfg a 110!!
63:Whats your highest hit?
110:37
63: my friend is like 20 lvls below you and he did a 45
79:Uhh noob its impossible to do that
me:No it's not.
63:You can do those with draggon halberds
79:no noob
me:My friend did a 49 with abbysal whip.
79:lol noob whips dont even exist
me: Yes they do and they're the second strongest weapon in RS.
79:With special?
Me:Yes
79: oh nvm then that means it might be possible to do a 45
Me: Dude sdfu it's possible and I'll prove it
*shows pic*
79:omg that pic is so fake noob

I just got ****ed so I changed worlds :evil:

Picked_Pker · **Posted:** April 3rd, 2005, 8:32 am

ok back in the good ole days in rsc i was doing prety good. I had alot of "noob" friends :evil:

. Anyways one day i get full rune and a couple rune 2h's im so happy cause ive been working for it forever. So anyways me and my bro now both have rune full and a 2h and are doing ok. Then i start a lil charity cause i think i have enough money to give stuff away. So anyways i give this guy a r2h cause he is my friend and just got 40 attack. So guess what he does? He goes into the wilderness died and loses hid full addy and r2h and expects me to give him another r2h!!!!!! This other time when i was killing cows for meat to get cooking up a lvl 5 came up to me.
So here it is i remember it a lil.
Me: I need to lvl to get into the cooking guild (i didnt hit friends name in the friends list thing so i said out loud)
Noob: Go away you noob we need to kill these cows more than you.
Me: No I need to kill these cows to get my cooking level up easy.
Noob: Omfg ill give you 5gp to leave.
Me: I said ok took his 5gp and kept killing cows :twisted:

Noob: Omfg scammer you stole my 5gp!!!
Me: i said wutever gave him 3gp and changed worlds