Funniest Ways you Have Died

Sttmb12r · **Posted:** January 15th, 2006, 8:32 pm

Dan wrote:

STTMB13 wrote:

i no, im accideted to doing and looking at thoses stuff....

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????? u know looking at thoses kind of stuff, and doing that....... its not aginst gods rules, as long as you dont have a girlfriend or a wife, and not a cheater irl....

Adbot · **Posted:** January 15th, 2006, 8:32 pm

Mushroom Queen · **Posted:** January 15th, 2006, 9:49 pm

It is wrong. There's something called "spilled seed," but we definitely won't get into that.

Anyway, I was playing RS for about a week and I was burying a bunch of goblin bones. I felt proud of myself wearing my full steel when suddenly, I re-spawned at Lumby. I had no idea how I died (Maybe a zombie killed me dead?) and I ran back to my pile of items only to find my bronze scimmy left. Imagine the heartbreak... :cry:

Nice 3 · **Posted:** January 16th, 2006, 12:08 pm

Hehe this story is about someone i saw in lv 1 wildi die when i was randomly pking, this guy was a ranger and he got into fighting this meleer and got down to 4hp and since they were in lv 2 wildi (lv 48 ranger, lv 50 meleer) he walked down a lv, and started shouting "insults" and things, and then a ranger one hits him randomly, anonymous archer i shall name him, i thought it was funny.

Sttmb12r · **Posted:** January 16th, 2006, 7:13 pm

btw-castle wars rock -.-

100 post, wewt!

artemis260 · **Posted:** January 20th, 2006, 11:47 am

me and a friend had just been killing lessers in karamja volcano, he was only about lvl 60 at the time and had a stupid get quick rich scheme to do with cleaning cloths, so we headed out of the volcano (him on 10hp and me on about 50/65) he heads down to the shop and buys himself 3 bottles of rum.....

we THEN head into tzhaar, bad move

BOOM, the rum blew up

hehe it was funny tho and i gave him his stuff back

artemis260 · **Posted:** January 20th, 2006, 11:58 am

Nice 3 wrote:

Hehe this story is about someone i saw in lv 1 wildi die when i was randomly pking, this guy was a ranger and he got into fighting this meleer and got down to 4hp and since they were in lv 2 wildi (lv 48 ranger, lv 50 meleer) he walked down a lv, and started shouting "insults" and things, and then a ranger one hits him randomly, anonymous archer i shall name him, i thought it was funny.

hmmmm a lvl 50 gettin 1 hit from a ranger? sounds like a porky pie right there

Adbot · **Posted:** January 20th, 2006, 11:58 am

choppasizzle · **Posted:** January 22nd, 2006, 10:55 pm

well more sad then funny... i just finishd doing monkey madness on my main and i went 2 buy a scimm from the atoll shop. so i go over there and i have the talisman weilded and im in the center of ape atoll as an ape. without thinking i weild my scim and turn human... the rest was history.. i panikd started shaking and died and lost 1.2m :cry:

zigzag67 · **Posted:** February 3rd, 2006, 4:56 pm

well i was in deep level wildy about lvl 55 and saw this noob with a steel dagger and i kept calling him noob and he kept saying he's own me i just laughed and carried on so he attacked me i didnt attack back i was too busy laughing but i have already lost health and he managed to poison me and i had like 10hp and it turns out he had a steel dagger(S) lol how sad and i got realy peed off caus i lost 200k+ to a levl 10ish i cant remember and now i always carry antipoison :lol:

artemis260 · **Posted:** February 3rd, 2006, 4:58 pm

choppasizzle wrote:

well more sad then funny... i just finishd doing monkey madness on my main and i went 2 buy a scimm from the atoll shop. so i go over there and i have the talisman weilded and im in the center of ape atoll as an ape. without thinking i weild my scim and turn human... the rest was history.. i panikd started shaking and died and lost 1.2m :cry:

u panicked and started shaking because you lost 1.2mil......

try being wrongly banned with no chance of return, losing full dharoks, full veracs, full karils, whip, d med, d legs, obby shield, obby cape, YOUR ACCOUNT, 87 woodcut, 88 combat, all of a sudden 1.2mil is small change

Mushroom Queen · **Posted:** February 3rd, 2006, 5:16 pm

artemis260 wrote:

try being wrongly banned with no chance of return, losing full dharoks, full veracs, full karils, whip, d med, d legs, obby shield, obby cape, YOUR ACCOUNT, 87 woodcut, 88 combat, all of a sudden 1.2mil is small change

This thread is about funniest ways you've died, and this story seems more pity-hungry than humorous.

And never go into wildy without anti-poison! [-X

artemis260 · **Posted:** February 4th, 2006, 2:21 am

Mushroom Queen wrote:

artemis260 wrote:

try being wrongly banned with no chance of return, losing full dharoks, full veracs, full karils, whip, d med, d legs, obby shield, obby cape, YOUR ACCOUNT, 87 woodcut, 88 combat, all of a sudden 1.2mil is small change

This thread is about funniest ways you've died, and this story seems more pity-hungry than humorous.

And never go into wildy without anti-poison! [-X

it wasnt about a funny way i died, it was simply laughing at him shaking and panicking after losing 1.2mil

gogobananas · **Posted:** February 4th, 2006, 2:48 am

I was eaten by bugs

is that counted as a funny way to die?

artemis260 · **Posted:** February 4th, 2006, 7:59 am

definitely

i died when I ventured to lummy caves on my first days of members, and i didnt know candles blew up, i ran in, got hit 11 by a wall beast, then candle blew up and hit 15, then again, then as i tried to escape wall beast hit 13 on me, i was long gone